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  • jimthefiend
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    • Oct 2003
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    #1

    It burns when I pee.

  • shermo

    #2
    I'm sorry.

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    • beergood
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      • Jun 2003
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      #3
      Isn't that the clap? You got the dick of death man
      icq: 320340263

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      • peewee
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        • Oct 2003
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        #4
        quick cut it off,before it spreads through your body
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        • jimthefiend
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          • Oct 2003
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          #5
          i think its a bladder infection

          someone said cranberry juice?


          ITS NOT THE CLAP YOU FUCKING SHUT UP

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          • LeoneMafia
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            • May 2003
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            #6
            Originally posted by jimthefiend
            Go to the doctor!



            MrLeone

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            • Serge_Oprano
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              #7
              does it hurt when you shit too?

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              • jimthefiend
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                #8
                Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
                does it hurt when you shit too?

                what makes you think i wanna discuss my PRIVATE bodily functions on a forum?



                jeeze

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                • Marcus
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                  • Jul 2001
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by jimthefiend
                  i think its a bladder infection

                  someone said cranberry juice?
                  squeeze the head of your dick so your piss hole opens up a little, is there any puss at all in there?

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                  • jimthefiend
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                    • Oct 2003
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Marcus


                    squeeze the head of your dick so your piss hole opens up a little, is there any puss at all in there?





















                    no

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                    • Serge_Oprano
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Marcus


                      squeeze the head of your dick so your piss hole opens up a little, is there any puss at all in there?
                      ..and if it's white - it's trihomonos, if it's yellow, it's gonorreah...

                      the cranberry juice will help you as much as a blow job from juicylinks...
                      ;-))

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                      • CDSmith
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                        • May 2001
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by jimthefiend
                        It burns when I pee.
                        Drink more ice water.
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                        • jimthefiend
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


                          the cranberry juice will help you as much as a blow job from juicylinks...
                          ;-))

                          so thats a good thing right?


                          wtf is trmionoisthjoe?

                          or whatever?

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                          • arg
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                            • Feb 2003
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                            #14
                            http://www.marshfieldclinic.org/catt.../cranberry.asp

                            See a doc for sure. It hurts now, but it can still get worse. Cranberry juice is good but isn't suggested as a primary treatment. And by the way, no cranapple juice or anything, as the added sugar can make matters worse - get pure cranberry juice and prepare to make the O face.

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                            • Marcus
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                              • Jul 2001
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


                              ..and if it's white - it's trihomonos, if it's yellow, it's gonorreah...

                              the cranberry juice will help you as much as a blow job from juicylinks...
                              ;-))
                              thats what I was thinking too.

                              jim I'd go to the doctor anyway to get checked out. dont fuck around with that shit.

                              Even if it's a bladder infection, it's only going to get worse and more painful to pee as days go by.

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                              • Groove
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                                • Jan 2003
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                                #16
                                Symptoms of Gonorrhea: When initially infected, the majority of men have some signs or symptoms. Symptoms and signs include a burning sensation when urinating and a yellowish white discharge from the penis. Sometimes men with gonorrhea get painful or swollen testicles.
                                http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/g/gonorrhea/symptoms.htm


                                Time to see a doctor

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                                • jimthefiend
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                                  #17
                                  A bladder infection, something nearly all women will experience at least once in life, can turn into a more serious kidney infection if not treated with antibiotics. Common symptoms for a bladder infection are:

                                  A burning sensation while urinating
                                  Increased frequency of urination
                                  Nighttime urination that doesn't normally occur
                                  Pain above the pubic bone or in the lower back

                                  Bladder infections most commonly occur in sexually active women, although about 10 percent of women naturally have bacteria in their vaginas that makes them more susceptible to these infections. In sexual intercourse, bacteria are pushed up the urethra, a 2- to 3-centimeter-long tube that goes from the bladder to the outside of the body. Bladder infections are rare in men because bacteria cannot easily reach their bladders--men's urethras are six to eight inches long.



                                  WTF?

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                                  • Serge_Oprano
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Marcus


                                    thats what I was thinking too.

                                    jim I'd go to the doctor anyway to get checked out. dont fuck around with that shit.

                                    Even if it's a bladder infection, it's only going to get worse and more painful to pee as days go by.
                                    could also be a tumor....let's all have a vigil it's a benign one...
                                    I'd hate to post epitaphy on GFY like:
                                    "He was so young, it's just not fair he is no longer with us.."

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                                    • Serge_Oprano
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                                      #19
                                      jim, just in case,
                                      if you want me to prepare the "he's no longer with us.."
                                      speech for your approval now-
                                      just wink!

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                                      • jimthefiend
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
                                        jim, just in case,
                                        if you want me to prepare the "he's no longer with us.."
                                        speech for your approval now-
                                        just wink!


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                                        • Serge_Oprano
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jimthefiend




                                          it's OK, I understand...the good news is:
                                          if this is malignant, the metatstasis goes into the liver first,
                                          will give you 3 months of pain and siffering,
                                          more than plenty of time to polish the speech...

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                                          • Marcus
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jimthefiend

                                            WTF?
                                            I hope you don't really think that drinking cranberry juice will make a disease go away.

                                            Only a moron would do nothing and let an infection in their dick sit there and stew and grow and grow.

                                            whether it's a std or just a urinary tract infection, all you have to do it go to a doctor and they'll give you a shot and a couple of pills and you'll be out of there in an hour.

                                            Plus if you have a girlfriend she needs to know now.

                                            And go today, dont wait until monday. It's going to get worse quickly.

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                                            • jimthefiend
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                                              #23
                                              i do not have dick cancer

                                              or cock rot

                                              i have a BLADDER INFECTION

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                                              • Serge_Oprano
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                i do not have dick cancer

                                                or cock rot

                                                i have a BLADDER INFECTION
                                                are you a doctor? how do you know?

                                                bladder infections are more rare in men than your granny getting laid...

                                                it's OK, son,
                                                I was about to ask you about your hosting, but if you are dieing anyway,
                                                I'll recomend
                                                http://IsPrime.com
                                                ;-))))

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                                                • CDSmith
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                                                  • May 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Marcus
                                                  whether it's a std or just a urinary tract infection, all you have to do it go to a doctor and they'll give you a shot and a couple of pills and you'll be out of there in an hour.
                                                  You left out the best part, where they shove the pipe-cleaner up his peehole and root around for a few dozen seconds.


                                                  Those few seconds could seem like minutes.
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                                                  • jimthefiend
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


                                                    are you a doctor? how do you know?

                                                    bladder infections are more rare in men than your granny getting laid...

                                                    it's OK, son,
                                                    I was about to ask you about your hosting, but if you are dieing anyway,
                                                    I'll recomend
                                                    http://IsPrime.com
                                                    ;-))))

                                                    if i sign up at oprano will you stop?

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                                                    • Serge_Oprano
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jimthefiend



                                                      if i sign up at oprano will you stop?
                                                      maybe...but not before you make 10 posts...

                                                      if you make 50 posts,
                                                      I'll even recomend you:
                                                      1) the best surgeon
                                                      2) the best funeral parlor

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                                                      • jimthefiend
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                                                        #28
                                                        can they be real spammy?

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                                                        • CDSmith
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                                                          #29
                                                          It burns when I pee.
                                                          Wasn't there someone with a GFY nick like that?
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                                                          • Serge_Oprano
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                            can they be real spammy?
                                                            nope,
                                                            they gotta be intelligent...
                                                            I know, I know, it might take you 2 months,, but
                                                            you still be with us, regardless of anything
                                                            ;-=)))

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                                                            • Marcus
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                              You left out the best part, where they shove the pipe-cleaner up his peehole and root around for a few dozen seconds.


                                                              Those few seconds could seem like minutes.
                                                              SCRAPE SCRAPE

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                                                              • jimthefiend
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                                                                #32

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                                                                • jimthefiend
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  [IMG]http://www.*****************/fispq/007z.jpg[/IMG]

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                                                                  • Groove
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                    can they be real spammy?
                                                                    Spamming Gonorrhea that's a new one

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                                                                    • Serge_Oprano
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Groove


                                                                      Spamming Gonorrhea that's a new one

                                                                      hahhaahahhahaahhahahyaq
                                                                      ;-)))
                                                                      LOL
                                                                      ;-)))))

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                                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        You're a brave man Jimthefiend. If my dick was that small I wouldn't have the balls to post it here.


                                                                        You da man.
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                                                                        • DarkJedi
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Gonorrhea.

                                                                          You're fucked.

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                                                                          • jimthefiend
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                            You're a brave man Jimthefiend. If my dick was that small I wouldn't have the balls to post it here.


                                                                            You da man.
                                                                            THATS NOT MY DICK


                                                                            jesus christ

                                                                            if youre interested i CAN post it though

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                                                                            • CDSmith
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                              THATS NOT MY DICK
                                                                              ha ha... sure sure. I beleive you. No need to raise your letters at me.
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                                                                              • jimthefiend
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                ha ha... sure sure. I beleive you.

                                                                                soon as my fluffer i mean gf wakes up im writing your name on my cock

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                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                  soon as my fluffer i mean gf wakes up im writing your name on my cock
                                                                                  K, but make sure the font size is -1.
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                                                                                  • Serge_Oprano
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                    K, but make sure the font size is -1.
                                                                                    women get gonorreah symptoms too...but VERY rare..
                                                                                    let her sllep, don't upset the poor girl...

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                                                                                    • Paul Markham
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by jimthefiend



                                                                                      what makes you think i wanna discuss my PRIVATE bodily functions on a forum?



                                                                                      jeeze
                                                                                      And as we all know pissing is not a bodily function and the type of thing you should ask advice on GFY about.

                                                                                      IF YOU'RE A MORON.



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                                                                                      • Serge_Oprano
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by charly
                                                                                        And as we all know pissing is not a bodily function and the type of thing you should ask advice on GFY about.

                                                                                        IF YOU'RE A MORON.
                                                                                        I think he is...and please, stop making fun of him, he is dieing...

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                                                                                        • jimthefiend
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by charly
                                                                                          And as we all know pissing is not a bodily function and the type of thing you should ask advice on GFY about.

                                                                                          IF YOU'RE A MORON.

                                                                                          oh my god


                                                                                          youre clueless arent you?

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                                                                                          • sweet7
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                            you're a Chlamydiot

                                                                                            What is chlamydia?
                                                                                            Chlamydia trachomatis is a bacterium that can cause an STI. Chlamydia infection is very common among young adults and teenagers. However, many people do not know that they have chlamydia, because although they are infected they may not have any symptoms. About 75% of infected women and half of infected men have no symptoms of chlamydia.
                                                                                            What are some symptoms of chlamydia?
                                                                                            About 75% of women and 50% of men with chlamydia have no symptoms of infection.

                                                                                            In women, symptoms of chlamydia may include:

                                                                                            -An unusual vaginal discharge

                                                                                            -Bleeding after intercourse

                                                                                            -Bleeding between menstrual periods

                                                                                            -Abdominal or pelvic pain

                                                                                            In men, symptoms of chlamydia may include:

                                                                                            -Discharge from the penis

                                                                                            -Burning with urination

                                                                                            -Swollen and/or painful testicles

                                                                                            How does someone get chlamydia?
                                                                                            Chlamydia is transmitted through sexual contact (primarily vaginal or anal) with an infected person.

                                                                                            http://www.engenderhealth.org/wh/inf/dchl.html
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                                                                                            • jimthefiend
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              OH MY FUCKING GOD I MADE IT UP

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                                                                                              • myjah
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                see a doctor. he can give u meds to fix whatever it is
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                                                                                                • Groove
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                                  OH MY FUCKING GOD I MADE IT UP
                                                                                                  OK, I believe you...

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                                                                                                  • jimthefiend
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                                                                                                    #50

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