It burns when I pee.
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i think its a bladder infection
someone said cranberry juice?
ITS NOT THE CLAP YOU FUCKING SHUT UPComment
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
does it hurt when you shit too?
what makes you think i wanna discuss my PRIVATE bodily functions on a forum?
jeezeComment
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Originally posted by Marcus
squeeze the head of your dick so your piss hole opens up a little, is there any puss at all in there?
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..and if it's white - it's trihomonos, if it's yellow, it's gonorreah...Originally posted by Marcus
squeeze the head of your dick so your piss hole opens up a little, is there any puss at all in there?
the cranberry juice will help you as much as a blow job from juicylinks...
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Drink more ice water.Originally posted by jimthefiend
It burns when I pee.
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
the cranberry juice will help you as much as a blow job from juicylinks...
;-))
so thats a good thing right?
wtf is trmionoisthjoe?
or whatever?Comment
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http://www.marshfieldclinic.org/catt.../cranberry.asp
See a doc for sure. It hurts now, but it can still get worse. Cranberry juice is good but isn't suggested as a primary treatment. And by the way, no cranapple juice or anything, as the added sugar can make matters worse - get pure cranberry juice and prepare to make the O face.Comment
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thats what I was thinking too.Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
..and if it's white - it's trihomonos, if it's yellow, it's gonorreah...
the cranberry juice will help you as much as a blow job from juicylinks...
;-))
jim I'd go to the doctor anyway to get checked out. dont fuck around with that shit.
Even if it's a bladder infection, it's only going to get worse and more painful to pee as days go by.Comment
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http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/g/gonorrhea/symptoms.htmSymptoms of Gonorrhea: When initially infected, the majority of men have some signs or symptoms. Symptoms and signs include a burning sensation when urinating and a yellowish white discharge from the penis. Sometimes men with gonorrhea get painful or swollen testicles.
Time to see a doctor
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A bladder infection, something nearly all women will experience at least once in life, can turn into a more serious kidney infection if not treated with antibiotics. Common symptoms for a bladder infection are:
A burning sensation while urinating
Increased frequency of urination
Nighttime urination that doesn't normally occur
Pain above the pubic bone or in the lower back
Bladder infections most commonly occur in sexually active women, although about 10 percent of women naturally have bacteria in their vaginas that makes them more susceptible to these infections. In sexual intercourse, bacteria are pushed up the urethra, a 2- to 3-centimeter-long tube that goes from the bladder to the outside of the body. Bladder infections are rare in men because bacteria cannot easily reach their bladders--men's urethras are six to eight inches long.
WTF?Comment
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could also be a tumor....let's all have a vigil it's a benign one...Originally posted by Marcus
thats what I was thinking too.
jim I'd go to the doctor anyway to get checked out. dont fuck around with that shit.
Even if it's a bladder infection, it's only going to get worse and more painful to pee as days go by.
I'd hate to post epitaphy on GFY like:
"He was so young, it's just not fair he is no longer with us.."Comment
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jim, just in case,
if you want me to prepare the "he's no longer with us.."
speech for your approval now-
just wink!
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
jim, just in case,
if you want me to prepare the "he's no longer with us.."
speech for your approval now-
just wink!
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it's OK, I understand...the good news is:Originally posted by jimthefiend
if this is malignant, the metatstasis goes into the liver first,
will give you 3 months of pain and siffering,
more than plenty of time to polish the speech...Comment
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I hope you don't really think that drinking cranberry juice will make a disease go away.Originally posted by jimthefiend
WTF?
Only a moron would do nothing and let an infection in their dick sit there and stew and grow and grow.
whether it's a std or just a urinary tract infection, all you have to do it go to a doctor and they'll give you a shot and a couple of pills and you'll be out of there in an hour.
Plus if you have a girlfriend she needs to know now.
And go today, dont wait until monday. It's going to get worse quickly.Comment
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are you a doctor? how do you know?Originally posted by jimthefiend
i do not have dick cancer
or cock rot
i have a BLADDER INFECTION
bladder infections are more rare in men than your granny getting laid...
it's OK, son,
I was about to ask you about your hosting, but if you are dieing anyway,
I'll recomend
http://IsPrime.com
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You left out the best part, where they shove the pipe-cleaner up his peehole and root around for a few dozen seconds.Originally posted by Marcus
whether it's a std or just a urinary tract infection, all you have to do it go to a doctor and they'll give you a shot and a couple of pills and you'll be out of there in an hour.
Those few seconds could seem like minutes.
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
are you a doctor? how do you know?
bladder infections are more rare in men than your granny getting laid...
it's OK, son,
I was about to ask you about your hosting, but if you are dieing anyway,
I'll recomend
http://IsPrime.com
;-))))
if i sign up at oprano will you stop?Comment
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maybe...but not before you make 10 posts...Originally posted by jimthefiend
if i sign up at oprano will you stop?
if you make 50 posts,
I'll even recomend you:
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2) the best funeral parlorComment
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Wasn't there someone with a GFY nick like that?It burns when I pee.Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

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nope,Originally posted by jimthefiend
can they be real spammy?
they gotta be intelligent...
I know, I know, it might take you 2 months,, but
you still be with us, regardless of anything
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Originally posted by Groove
Spamming Gonorrhea that's a new one
hahhaahahhahaahhahahyaq
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LOL
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You're a brave man Jimthefiend. If my dick was that small I wouldn't have the balls to post it here.
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THATS NOT MY DICKOriginally posted by CDSmith
You're a brave man Jimthefiend. If my dick was that small I wouldn't have the balls to post it here.
You da man.
jesus christ
if youre interested i CAN post it though
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ha ha... sure sure. I beleive you. No need to raise your letters at me.Originally posted by jimthefiend
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Originally posted by CDSmith
ha ha... sure sure. I beleive you.
soon as my fluffer i mean gf wakes up im writing your name on my cockComment
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K, but make sure the font size is -1.Originally posted by jimthefiend
soon as my fluffer i mean gf wakes up im writing your name on my cock
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women get gonorreah symptoms too...but VERY rare..Originally posted by CDSmith
K, but make sure the font size is -1.
let her sllep, don't upset the poor girl...Comment
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And as we all know pissing is not a bodily function and the type of thing you should ask advice on GFY about.Originally posted by jimthefiend
what makes you think i wanna discuss my PRIVATE bodily functions on a forum?
jeeze
IF YOU'RE A MORON.Comment
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I think he is...and please, stop making fun of him, he is dieing...Originally posted by charly
And as we all know pissing is not a bodily function and the type of thing you should ask advice on GFY about.
IF YOU'RE A MORON.Comment
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Originally posted by charly
And as we all know pissing is not a bodily function and the type of thing you should ask advice on GFY about.
IF YOU'RE A MORON.
oh my god
youre clueless arent you?Comment
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you're a ChlamydiotOriginally posted by jimthefiend
What is chlamydia?
Chlamydia trachomatis is a bacterium that can cause an STI. Chlamydia infection is very common among young adults and teenagers. However, many people do not know that they have chlamydia, because although they are infected they may not have any symptoms. About 75% of infected women and half of infected men have no symptoms of chlamydia.What are some symptoms of chlamydia?
About 75% of women and 50% of men with chlamydia have no symptoms of infection.
In women, symptoms of chlamydia may include:
-An unusual vaginal discharge
-Bleeding after intercourse
-Bleeding between menstrual periods
-Abdominal or pelvic pain
In men, symptoms of chlamydia may include:
-Discharge from the penis
-Burning with urination
-Swollen and/or painful testicles
How does someone get chlamydia?
Chlamydia is transmitted through sexual contact (primarily vaginal or anal) with an infected person.
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see a doctor. he can give u meds to fix whatever it isComment
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