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Head · 11-27-2003, 04:30 PM

That's no problem! Get a nice Chianti; it's not that expensive and it will show them you have class.
For a dinner topic tell them when you guys get married you want to adopt a 17 yr old Koreon girl. they'll love you for that!
That will quiet the whole dinner table!

Yakuza · 11-27-2003, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
I am going to go eat Thanksgiving dinner over some girls house and it will be the first time I meet her parents !

Honestly I have'nt had to meet some girls parents in years !

Since it is Thanksgiving dinner I figured it would be a nice jesture to bring a bottle of wine or something............ the problem is she is only 18 ! So I see that as kind of a problem !

What should I do ?

u r fucked..
good luck!

Sosa · 11-27-2003, 04:51 PM

Dugmore is a P.I.M.P.

JohnnyUtah · 11-27-2003, 05:05 PM

Dugmor is a natural charmer...
Your gonna do great im sure

Melvin the Dude · 11-29-2003, 07:01 PM

So, what happened !?!??!?

Sosa · 11-29-2003, 07:11 PM

I'm wondering also lol. How'd it go?

BlackCrayon · 11-29-2003, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by Melvin the Dude
So, what happened !?!??!?

haha, im wondering myself. im willing to bet the dad wouldn't care much about how old Dugmor is or possibly what he does. often girls who go for guys much older than them didn't get much attention from their fathers growing up. of course i could be very wrong but hey i love generalizations.

Dugmor · 11-29-2003, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by Melvin the Dude
So, what happened !?!??!?

I bought some pie's ( Pecan and Apple ) I did'nt want to get alcohol because I did'nt know if her parents drink. The drinking age in Cali is 21 so I did'nt think it would be right to show up with any alcohol.

It turns out with was one of the memorable Thanksgiving dinner experiences I ever had. The only other that comes to mind is when I spent Thanksgiving dinner with a Morman family.

Her Dad was really cool ........ he in fact has an online girlfriend who is even younger than his daughter and plans to fly to meet her. I guess we did'nt even need to talk to understand that we both had something in common. He smokes and even offered me a beer. ( I declined ) I did'nt want to get smashed and say anything stupid.

After dinner I went on a triple movie date with some of her friends. I loved that !

The next day I went on one of the best dates in my life. Disneyland. I had to admit I felt a little stupid not knowing all the Disney characters. To feel her petite hand in mine was something I could never explain and the first time my lips touched hers was like seeing fireworks !

Melvin the Dude · 11-29-2003, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
Her Dad was really cool ........ he in fact has an online girlfriend who is even younger than his daughter

WHOA!

BlackCrayon · 11-29-2003, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by Melvin the Dude

WHOA!

WiredGuy · 11-29-2003, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
The next day I went on one of the best dates in my life. Disneyland. I had to admit I felt a little stupid not knowing all the Disney characters. To feel her petite hand in mine was something I could never explain and the first time my lips touched hers was like seeing fireworks !

Sounds like someone is following in Easton's footsteps in meeting that special girl

WG

Chris · 11-29-2003, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by BlackCrayon

Chris · 11-29-2003, 09:06 PM

I think our dugmor is no longer a pimp. It seems he has started to get feelings for this girl with petite hands and see's firworks when he kisses her ..

R.i.P Playa

Dugmor · 11-29-2003, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy

Sounds like someone is following in Easton's footsteps in meeting that special girl

WG

What do you mean ? What happened to Easton ?

GTS Mark · 11-29-2003, 09:07 PM

I doubt Dugmor has any trouble picking up women. Don't change anything Dug you're the man!

DH

Dugmor · 11-29-2003, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
I think our dugmor is no longer a pimp. It seems he has started to get feelings for this girl with petite hands and see's firworks when he kisses her ..

R.i.P Playa

It was during the 11:00 p.m. showing of Fantasia.............amazing show !

Furious_Female · 11-29-2003, 09:08 PM

Dugmor · 11-29-2003, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I doubt Dugmor has any trouble picking up women. Don't change anything Dug you're the man!

DH

Thanks dude !

escorpio · 11-29-2003, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
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Her Dad was really cool ........ he in fact has an online girlfriend who is even younger than his daughter

I'm going to start chatting online!

Sosa · 11-29-2003, 10:02 PM

Disney movies always gets em

evilpavel · 11-29-2003, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
I am going to go eat Thanksgiving dinner over some girls house and it will be the first time I meet her parents !

Honestly I have'nt had to meet some girls parents in years !

Since it is Thanksgiving dinner I figured it would be a nice jesture to bring a bottle of wine or something............ the problem is she is only 18 ! So I see that as kind of a problem !

What should I do ?

and you are 57???
this will be a problem ;))))

brizzad · 11-29-2003, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor

Older than that ! Her dad is almost my age !

you should tap her mom after dinner

Mr Pheer · 11-30-2003, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
To feel her petite hand in mine was something I could never explain and the first time my lips touched hers was like seeing fireworks !

WTF?!

Someone stick a fork in this guy, cause he is definately done.

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 05:00 AM

$8000 To The Hero Who Brings This Retard Out Of Our World And Into Whatever Rotten Place God Has In Store For Assholes.

zentz · 11-30-2003, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
I am going to go eat Thanksgiving dinner over some girls house and it will be the first time I meet her parents !

Honestly I have'nt had to meet some girls parents in years !

Since it is Thanksgiving dinner I figured it would be a nice jesture to bring a bottle of wine or something............ the problem is she is only 18 ! So I see that as kind of a problem !

What should I do ?

do not go there dude, i am warning you....

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 06:19 AM

Pothead!!!

BlueFly · 11-30-2003, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor

Older than that ! Her dad is almost my age !

wear a bullet proof vest. It can't be worse that when I met my wifes family... They are Mormon. I had to spend a week at their house getting hammered on religion.

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 06:33 AM

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 06:39 AM

Hahah.

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 06:40 AM

Slut.

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Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 07:21 AM

$8000 To The Hero Who Brings This Retard Out Of Our World And Into Whatever Rotten Place God Has In Store For Fatsos...

Hindsight · 11-30-2003, 07:28 AM

Go to a little obscure bakery and buy a cake, give it to her mum and say you just baked it yourself and you thought it would be nice with a cup of tea after dinner. Then tell the old hag how the recipe is handed down from ur great grandmother. Mom will then think you're a great potential husband with true family values.

Agree with everything dad says.

Fuck the slut in the ass that night and keep her as a booty call.

Her parents will always be saying to her "that dugmor seems like a really nice guy" and dont for one second underestimate how much a young slut is influenced by her parents.. she'll keep thinkin' maybe ur 'the one' as her parents think you rock. Thus you can fuck her around for the whole time you're in town.

And tell pops you made a packet out of the dot.com boom.

Easy.

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 07:40 AM

hilarious...

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 07:47 AM

cocksmoker.

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Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 08:15 AM

Motherfucker

Timbo · 11-30-2003, 10:05 AM

After seeing that girl myself, I predict Dugmor taking up permanent residence at all Southern California Starbucks.

That chick was cute as hell, and had a great personality. Wired Guy and a few others will attest to that.

Doesn't surprise me about her dad either. Total Southen Ca mentality. ROCK ON DUGMOR!

JizzmanPDX · 11-30-2003, 01:52 PM

Who brake wind?

11-27-2003, 04:30 PM	#51
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