Go to a little obscure bakery and buy a cake, give it to her mum and say you just baked it yourself and you thought it would be nice with a cup of tea after dinner. Then tell the old hag how the recipe is handed down from ur great grandmother. Mom will then think you're a great potential husband with true family values.
Agree with everything dad says.
Fuck the slut in the ass that night and keep her as a booty call.
Her parents will always be saying to her "that dugmor seems like a really nice guy" and dont for one second underestimate how much a young slut is influenced by her parents.. she'll keep thinkin' maybe ur 'the one' as her parents think you rock. Thus you can fuck her around for the whole time you're in town.
And tell pops you made a packet out of the dot.com boom.
Easy.
