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11-27-2003, 03:42 PM
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Meeting the parents for the first time ???
I am going to go eat Thanksgiving dinner over some girls house and it will be the first time I meet her parents !
Honestly I have'nt had to meet some girls parents in years ! Since it is Thanksgiving dinner I figured it would be a nice jesture to bring a bottle of wine or something............ the problem is she is only 18 ! So I see that as kind of a problem ! What should I do ?
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11-27-2003, 03:43 PM
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OH man, lol, your fucked..
But before any advice can be given, can you explain the nature of the visit? Are you dating her? Is she in porn? etc.
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11-27-2003, 03:43 PM
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and you are....? 30 ?
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11-27-2003, 03:45 PM
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Forget the wine ...
Just give them a free membership ... LOL
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11-27-2003, 03:46 PM
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Show em your cock piercing!!!!!!!!!!!!
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11-27-2003, 03:46 PM
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11-27-2003, 03:47 PM
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First of all, you are a damn pimp to have an 18yr old wanting to show you off to the parents!
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11-27-2003, 03:47 PM
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Older than that ! Her dad is almost my age ! |
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11-27-2003, 03:47 PM
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Fish hook em and all will be fine.
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Well.. if she asked for you to meet her parents, then it shouldnt be a big deal.. im sure if she thought her parents would disapprove or whatever, she would not ask you to meet them.. bring a bottle of wine for her parents.. and some roses for her mom
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11-27-2003, 03:48 PM
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11-27-2003, 03:48 PM
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Go to barber shop, cut off the dreads.
Buy a Armani suit on SM shopping promenade. Flowers for the young lady and Bake a cake for the mom. Bottle of Scotch for the old man. You should be set to go bro
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11-27-2003, 03:49 PM
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lol wtf are u doing an 18 y/o!? shave those dreads and women your own age will want you,
any young girls who go out with older guys are4 usually crack hoes, or live in a trailer. where did u meet her? in the justim timberlake chatroom on aol?  |
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11-27-2003, 03:50 PM
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I thought you've already met your sisters parents?
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11-27-2003, 03:51 PM
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11-27-2003, 03:51 PM
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be safe. bring flowers
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11-27-2003, 03:52 PM
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11-27-2003, 03:52 PM
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Well, what are her parents like?
What is she like? Once you kinda get a feel or idea of what they are like, the gesture will be easier to accomplish... i.e. wine, whiskey (glenfiddich), food, decoration, etc... Usually alcohol is a good gesture, but if they don't drink, lol, or they are real prudes, then I suggest a pie. Or some eggnogg, almost Xmas and all... Or maybe a blow up doll... hmmm, maybe not.
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11-27-2003, 03:53 PM
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I hear you have been locked out of Canada. True?
I hear all the mother's of 18 year old breathing a deep sight of relief ;p
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11-27-2003, 03:53 PM
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Show them your website and let them know that their daughter is next
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11-27-2003, 03:53 PM
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How are you dating a girl half your age Dugmor?
LoL Good job buddy ;) that is a special talent.
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Can't wait to hear the story of how this went when Dugmor gets back online later!
The look on her dads face is gonna be a Kodak moment for sure! |
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11-27-2003, 03:54 PM
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But I can't bake and they dreads are not coming off for anyone ! |
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11-27-2003, 03:55 PM
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Dugmor,
After being in Montreal for 4 years even if you did not pick up the french language you have the charme of a frenchmen. I do not for see any problems at all if you apply what you have learn threw those years, French Charm will get you anywhere
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Go to a nice supermarket, most of them have a Floral Department in them nowadays. Pick up an arrangement from the Floral Cooler Box (roses is WAY too much, go with something appropriate to display on the table). You can also pick up a half-decent box of chocolates while your'e there too. |
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11-27-2003, 03:57 PM
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`specailly if dad's already seen the web site ...
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I have'nt beat up a girls Dad in a while ! |
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11-27-2003, 03:58 PM
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i think just be as polite as possible because her parents are going into this with a pre conceived notion that you are a dirty on man DOM (which u probly are )so id just be polite, i dont know if id bring a bottle of wine, they may think u r trying to get their daughter drunk. bring a tasty ass cake, nothing says stop think im old enough to be your moms brother like a cake. |
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I took advantage of the poor French when I was there ! |
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11-27-2003, 04:09 PM
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Post a pic Dugmor. I bet she is just hot!
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11-27-2003, 04:16 PM
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