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GTS Mark · 11-19-2003, 07:36 PM

I have one wicked cold and I am dying here. I am scheduled to fly into LA tomorrow morning and I need to kick this cold faaaaaast! Can anyone recommend a good remedy to kick this cold's ass?

DH

P.S. If I don't shake hands with you this weekend, don't feel bad. I just don't want to get you sick!

Spunky · 11-19-2003, 07:37 PM

Onion sandwhiches...and tons of em

BRISK · 11-19-2003, 07:38 PM

I flew once when I had a cold, the pressure inside my ears when the plane was coming down to land was so bad that I thought my head was going to explode. Damn painful that was.

Turboface · 11-19-2003, 07:38 PM

Lots of coffee.

VideoVoyeur · 11-19-2003, 07:38 PM

LOL

Onions will give you iron yea, but a cold is a virus, only way to beat it is when your white blood cells smack it down... but yea, Iron helps make white blood cells

GTS Mark · 11-19-2003, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
Lots of coffee.

Really why would coffee help?

DH

PersianKitty · 11-19-2003, 07:39 PM

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MetaMan · 11-19-2003, 07:40 PM

all u can really do is rest it off, drink tons of gingerale or 7up also.

FATPad · 11-19-2003, 07:41 PM

Nyquil and Dayquil.

klik · 11-19-2003, 07:45 PM

when i've got a head cold i make spicy cayenne chicken

and i mean spicy.. you should be sweating while eating

always works for me

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 11-19-2003, 07:46 PM

buy a bag of Lemons.... Juice one lemon about every 2 hours ....add a bit of honey or sugary substance... down it!! do this about 5 times a day for a couple of days.. should kill it....

also add lemons to everything you drink if possible (water,tea,vodka)

Havent been sick in many years...Lemons rule

Katlicious72 · 11-19-2003, 07:46 PM

Brandy with lemon and honey heated in the microwave and a shot of brandy after you suck that down. You'll be good as new.

Bex · 11-19-2003, 07:48 PM

I would try downing a bunch of whisky shots b4 you go to sleep. Often works for me.

SENSEX · 11-19-2003, 07:50 PM

Rye or Whiskey always does the trick. Drink as much as your stomach can handle.

sickkittens · 11-19-2003, 07:53 PM

TDF · 11-19-2003, 07:54 PM

dont sit near me

LadyMischief · 11-19-2003, 07:55 PM

Lots of echinacea.. But only take it hardcore for a few days, otherwise it looses potency. Start spicing yourself up now and you will be ok

smokin · 11-19-2003, 07:56 PM

I always drink all my problems away. Seems to work good.

Katlicious72 · 11-19-2003, 07:56 PM

oh one of my friends just said take an herbal enema. LOL J/k DH I had to throw that one out for a giggle

OzMan84 · 11-19-2003, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
buy a bag of Lemons.... Juice one lemon about every 2 hours ....add a bit of honey or sugary substance... down it!! do this about 5 times a day for a couple of days.. should kill it....

also add lemons to everything you drink if possible (water,tea,vodka)

Havent been sick in many years...Lemons rule

lemons always fix me up

NoCarrier · 11-19-2003, 08:01 PM

Lots of liquid and rest. All the miracle grandma recipes won't do shit. But yeah, stuff like Dayquil and Nyquil will make the symptoms less severe. You can't escape cold and flu viruses.. It takes a couple of days. No matter what.

Jizzman · 11-19-2003, 08:25 PM

Looks like its time for another hit of Greens Plus followed by a Guru chaser.

Wait until you get back to this good old Ontario air, once your body gets accustomed to these extreme levels of polution no puny cold germ will ever take ya down again.

LadyMischief · 11-19-2003, 08:30 PM

tea with honey and lemon helps too

soothing.

Peppermint tea is good too

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Keev · 11-19-2003, 08:43 PM

Remember your in the backseat ... You get me sick, your ass will be had!

By the way you ahve your flight info?

BradShaw · 11-19-2003, 08:45 PM

Vitamin C suppositories. Sure there are plenty of guys in LA that can assist you.

Turboface · 11-19-2003, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

Really why would coffee help?

DH

It would at least lift the fog from your head.

makefuckingmoney · 11-19-2003, 09:17 PM

Isnt there something called zinctac or something now?

all kinds of like sprays and shit..supposed to be the thing that works..

SCOOTER · 11-19-2003, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Nyquil and Dayquil.

DH, this man got the right answer for you!!

EZRhino · 11-19-2003, 09:29 PM

Tequila

SleazyDream · 11-19-2003, 09:35 PM

yikes - thank god I'm not sharing a room with you! lol

BrettJ · 11-19-2003, 11:00 PM

i thought the magic cure was a shot of vodka every hour.

wasn't that the story you told me last week

Sifu · 11-19-2003, 11:03 PM

1000 mg of vitamin c every 3 hours

{fusion} · 11-19-2003, 11:13 PM

zinc capsules and tons of orange juice

GTS Mark · 11-19-2003, 11:15 PM

Ok already had the tea and that definetely helped. Also tried the ginger ale and 7up but that didn't do much. I'm about to call room service and get them to send up some more tea and a hooker. Errrrr I mean send up some tea and some towels... Yeah that is right!

FreeNetPass Jenefer · 11-19-2003, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I have one wicked cold and I am dying here. I am scheduled to fly into LA tomorrow morning and I need to kick this cold faaaaaast! Can anyone recommend a good remedy to kick this cold's ass?

DH

P.S. If I don't shake hands with you this weekend, don't feel bad. I just don't want to get you sick!

if you have what i have, enjoy the next 3-4 weeks! Im still sick since the Tuesday after the convention!

Peter Romero · 11-19-2003, 11:19 PM

Gargle with pure lemon juice with some sugar in it.

Jman · 11-19-2003, 11:20 PM

Drink Lots and lots and lots of Jager.

Then when the room is spinning smoke a big fatty and call for a eightball.

I can garantee you won't feel your cold tomorrow

You bringing your golf clubs down DH

mojobatron · 11-19-2003, 11:27 PM

I always make juk. It's a thai rice soup.
Loads of chilli, garlic, ginger and onion. They're the main one's heaps hey, you gotta sweat it out.
you don't have to have a soup, just whatever you can use those ingredients in.

works every fuckin time

chilli garlic ginger onion....you'll stink but at least you'll feel better.

Shoplifter · 11-19-2003, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I have one wicked cold and I am dying here. I am scheduled to fly into LA tomorrow morning and I need to kick this cold faaaaaast! Can anyone recommend a good remedy to kick this cold's ass?

DH

P.S. If I don't shake hands with you this weekend, don't feel bad. I just don't want to get you sick!

There is a fucking wicked ass cold going around in Vancouver, it's actually making the news. I got it too, expect to be screwed for about 6 days.

Jman · 11-19-2003, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shoplifter

There is a fucking wicked ass cold going around in Vancouver, it's actually making the news. I got it too, expect to be screwed for about 6 days.

SHit called Influenza or something close to that

Raven · 11-19-2003, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I have one wicked cold and I am dying here. I am scheduled to fly into LA tomorrow morning and I need to kick this cold faaaaaast! Can anyone recommend a good remedy to kick this cold's ass?

DH

P.S. If I don't shake hands with you this weekend, don't feel bad. I just don't want to get you sick!

Take a very hot shower.....

Brew tea, very hot...with lemon, honey and a healthy shot of rotgut whiskey, highest proof you can find.

Drink very fast and climb into bed.

Pile on alot of blankets and sweat.

Repeat.

I hope you feel better soon.

FreeNetPass Jenefer · 11-19-2003, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan

SHit called Influenza or something close to that

influenza is the long version of the word flu babe!

Its actually a strain of influenza that they didnt put into the flu shot and its running rampent.

They say flu season is officially upon us.. at least a month early!

Im almost better... but its TAKING FOREVER!

11-19-2003, 07:36 PM	#1
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	How Do I Get Rid Of A Cold FAST!!! I have one wicked cold and I am dying here. I am scheduled to fly into LA tomorrow morning and I need to kick this cold faaaaaast! Can anyone recommend a good remedy to kick this cold's ass? DH P.S. If I don't shake hands with you this weekend, don't feel bad. I just don't want to get you sick!

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NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Lots of liquid and rest. All the miracle grandma recipes won't do shit. But yeah, stuff like Dayquil and Nyquil will make the symptoms less severe. You can't escape cold and flu viruses.. It takes a couple of days. No matter what.

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Jizzman Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 379	Looks like its time for another hit of Greens Plus followed by a Guru chaser. Wait until you get back to this good old Ontario air, once your body gets accustomed to these extreme levels of polution no puny cold germ will ever take ya down again.

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Ok already had the tea and that definetely helped. Also tried the ginger ale and 7up but that didn't do much. I'm about to call room service and get them to send up some more tea and a hooker. Errrrr I mean send up some tea and some towels... Yeah that is right!

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mojobatron Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 84	I always make juk. It's a thai rice soup. Loads of chilli, garlic, ginger and onion. They're the main one's heaps hey, you gotta sweat it out. you don't have to have a soup, just whatever you can use those ingredients in. works every fuckin time chilli garlic ginger onion....you'll stink but at least you'll feel better.