How Do I Get Rid Of A Cold FAST!!!
 

I have one wicked cold and I am dying here. I am scheduled to fly into LA tomorrow morning and I need to kick this cold faaaaaast! Can anyone recommend a good remedy to kick this cold's ass?

DH

P.S. If I don't shake hands with you this weekend, don't feel bad. I just don't want to get you sick!

Onion sandwhiches...and tons of em :glugglug

I flew once when I had a cold, the pressure inside my ears when the plane was coming down to land was so bad that I thought my head was going to explode. Damn painful that was. :(

Lots of coffee.

:eyecrazy

LOL



Onions will give you iron yea, but a cold is a virus, only way to beat it is when your white blood cells smack it down... but yea, Iron helps make white blood cells

Really why would coffee help?

DH

all u can really do is rest it off, drink tons of gingerale or 7up also.

Nyquil and Dayquil.

when i've got a head cold i make spicy cayenne chicken :)
and i mean spicy.. you should be sweating while eating


always works for me :thumbsup

buy a bag of Lemons.... Juice one lemon about every 2 hours ....add a bit of honey or sugary substance... down it!! do this about 5 times a day for a couple of days.. should kill it....

also add lemons to everything you drink if possible (water,tea,vodka)

Havent been sick in many years...Lemons rule:thumbsup

Brandy with lemon and honey heated in the microwave and a shot of brandy after you suck that down. You'll be good as new.

I would try downing a bunch of whisky shots b4 you go to sleep. Often works for me. :2 cents:

Rye or Whiskey always does the trick. Drink as much as your stomach can handle.

IV's

dont sit near me:321GFY

Lots of echinacea.. But only take it hardcore for a few days, otherwise it looses potency. Start spicing yourself up now and you will be ok :)

I always drink all my problems away. Seems to work good.:smokin

oh one of my friends just said take an herbal enema. LOL J/k DH I had to throw that one out for a giggle

lemons always fix me up:thumbsup

Lots of liquid and rest. All the miracle grandma recipes won't do shit. But yeah, stuff like Dayquil and Nyquil will make the symptoms less severe. You can't escape cold and flu viruses.. It takes a couple of days. No matter what.

Looks like its time for another hit of Greens Plus followed by a Guru chaser.

Wait until you get back to this good old Ontario air, once your body gets accustomed to these extreme levels of polution no puny cold germ will ever take ya down again.

tea with honey and lemon helps too :) soothing. :) Peppermint tea is good too

seriously ejaculate as much as possible, over and over. For some odd reason it seems to kinda expell it from your body.

Remember your in the backseat ... You get me sick, your ass will be had!

By the way you ahve your flight info?

Vitamin C suppositories. Sure there are plenty of guys in LA that can assist you.

It would at least lift the fog from your head.

:eyecrazy

Isnt there something called zinctac or something now?

all kinds of like sprays and shit..supposed to be the thing that works..

DH, this man got the right answer for you!!:thumbsup :thumbsup

Tequila

yikes - thank god I'm not sharing a room with you! lol

i thought the magic cure was a shot of vodka every hour.

wasn't that the story you told me last week

1000 mg of vitamin c every 3 hours

zinc capsules and tons of orange juice

Ok already had the tea and that definetely helped. Also tried the ginger ale and 7up but that didn't do much. I'm about to call room service and get them to send up some more tea and a hooker. Errrrr I mean send up some tea and some towels... Yeah that is right! :Graucho

if you have what i have, enjoy the next 3-4 weeks! Im still sick since the Tuesday after the convention!

:(

Gargle with pure lemon juice with some sugar in it.

Drink Lots and lots and lots of Jager.

Then when the room is spinning smoke a big fatty and call for a eightball.

I can garantee you won't feel your cold tomorrow :321GFY

You bringing your golf clubs down DH :thumbsup

I always make juk. It's a thai rice soup.
Loads of chilli, garlic, ginger and onion. They're the main one's heaps hey, you gotta sweat it out.
you don't have to have a soup, just whatever you can use those ingredients in.

works every fuckin time

chilli garlic ginger onion....you'll stink but at least you'll feel better.

There is a fucking wicked ass cold going around in Vancouver, it's actually making the news. I got it too, expect to be screwed for about 6 days.

SHit called Influenza or something close to that :(

Take a very hot shower.....

Brew tea, very hot...with lemon, honey and a healthy shot of rotgut whiskey, highest proof you can find.

Drink very fast and climb into bed.

Pile on alot of blankets and sweat.

Repeat.

I hope you feel better soon.

influenza is the long version of the word flu babe!

Its actually a strain of influenza that they didnt put into the flu shot and its running rampent.

They say flu season is officially upon us.. at least a month early!

:(

Im almost better... but its TAKING FOREVER!