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11-12-2003, 09:55 PM

a few years back I had an operation on my leg because they had "found an infection on my femur" femur being the big bone from your ass to your knee

they made a drill go down from my ass to my knee, trying to clean it up... I got a huge scar

turns out they never found out what was wrong, and what that "substance" which they thought was an infection really was, and I still get sharp pain to that leg on some occasions

what about you? what's your story?

Juicy D. Links · 11-12-2003, 09:56 PM

Hernia surgery years ago. I was awake , they gave me ashot in my spine to make me lose feeling in my lower body

Spunky · 11-12-2003, 09:57 PM

Bone spurs in the elbow...Surgeon basically got a chisel and shaved them off.

Dugan · 11-12-2003, 09:58 PM

had the bottom of my tongue disected,
that part that attaches, cuz it was two far to the front, so they took out the whole thing and then some, terrible pain for 2 weeks after, couldn't talk, eat, hurt to swallow, i sounded like that kid in "something about mary", warren,
"have you seen my baseball"
damn teachers made fun of me, heheh

Dugan · 11-12-2003, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Hernia surgery years ago. I was awake , they gave me ashot in my spine to make me lose feeling in my lower body

thats fucked, but i've heard of surgeons that won't put you under cuz you heal a lot faster or something, like no drugs at all, GOD THE PAIN

axelcat · 11-12-2003, 09:59 PM

operations are nasty

rowan · 11-12-2003, 11:27 PM

Uvulapalatopharyngoplasty (UPPP), cutting back the soft palate to stop my airways closing when I sleep (obstructive sleep apnea). They sliced off my oversize tonsils while they were at it. I could barely swallow a glass of water to take my painkillers let alone eat a meal for about a week, and I lost 7kg/15lb in 10 days.

The surgery was all under a general anaesthetic and I had morphine while I was in the hospital, it was the day that I got home that the excruciating pain started. Think of a throat so sore you can't swallow, then imagine someone is poking it repeatedly with the sharp point of a knife... I hope I never have to go through anything like that again.

liquidmoe · 11-12-2003, 11:33 PM

Tore my meniscus so they cut it out (knee cartilage). I got some pain killers by they actually made more dizzy than anything else so I only took them once. The surgery wasnt bad, but I never got physical therapy so my leg muscles atrophied a bit. Besides that I couldnt bend my knee all the way for a while, Im still cautious about doing that even now.

Jimbo · 11-12-2003, 11:34 PM

my little finger got operated

Mr Pheer · 11-12-2003, 11:41 PM

My story involves a steel plate, 6 screws, a bone graft, and a 12 inch incision

and more pain than anyone should ever have to endure

PersianKitty · 11-12-2003, 11:42 PM

During a c-section in 1987, they accidently cut my intestine. Wouldn't let me go home because the plumbing wasn't working right. Nurses kept telling me the pain (I have a very high pain threshold) was the c-section and I needed to walk it off. Finally after days of getting sicker and sicker (body was poisoning itself), they opened me up and literally laid it all out until they found the cut. I was in the hospital for another 10 days after that on liquid gold most of the time (losing 3 lbs a day).

I was actually very thankful that this had happened. As it was my newborn son contracted spinal meningitus and a staph hominous infection internally when he was 7 days old. If we had both gone home within a day or two after his birth, one or both of us could have died or he could have ended up severely brain damaged. I would have attributed my problems to healing from the c-section and his symptoms (which were mild) as being a cold bug of some sort.

nap · 11-12-2003, 11:43 PM

when i was in elementary school i almost lost my right arm. while playing around with a few of my cousins my right arm went through a glass window(double doors that seperated the entertainment room from the rest of the house). i don't remember much after i saw the blood. after i finally woke up i was in the hospital with a sling on my arm and strapped down to my bed. i still have the scar under my right arm where they literally patched my arm back on.

RhiannonBray · 11-12-2003, 11:51 PM

OUCH! Those sound so painful. You guys are rock stars!
I have a few surgeries under my belt. i doubt they compare to most of these stories tho

Paratonsilar Absess..... couldnt swallow anything (including my saliva for 4 days)

Ovarian sists....

boobs... (thats self inflicted. Does that count?)

chedderBob · 11-12-2003, 11:52 PM

When I was 14 I went over the handlebars of my push bike, landing on my left hand and head. I broke the bones in my forearm, just above the wrist. One of the bones broke the skin and came out. I now have a metal plate and 4 pins holding the bones together.

To make things worse, the cops came and stole my cigs....fuckers.

Reak · 11-12-2003, 11:54 PM

never got operated.. thanks god ! AMEN !

JizzmanPDX · 11-13-2003, 12:02 AM

I like to operate on my love-box every friday night. I take a scalpel and basically have a party. It's my way of dealing with the emotional trauma that was inflicted upon me by my uncle in the outhouse when I was young.

MattO · 11-13-2003, 12:04 AM

I had a spontanious collapsed lung when I was 18, they had to snake a tube into my chest and fill me with this acid stuff to scar up my lung, so that when it re-inflated it would adhere to my chest wall.

I was awake during the entire procedure, it was a living hell.

At one point the doctor leaned over me and said, "the surface of your lung is as sensitive as your eyeball!"

I couldn't even scream or cry it hurt so bad. Sometimes I have panic attacks about the whole thing, and it's been 18 years since then. Ugh.

Reak · 11-13-2003, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by JizzmanPDX
I like to operate on my love-box every friday night. I take a scalpel and basically have a party. It's my way of dealing with the emotional trauma that was inflicted upon me by my uncle in the outhouse when I was young.

change your sig idiot

JizzmanPDX · 11-13-2003, 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by Reak

change your sig idiot

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11-12-2003, 09:55 PM	#1
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	ever got operated? a few years back I had an operation on my leg because they had "found an infection on my femur" femur being the big bone from your ass to your knee they made a drill go down from my ass to my knee, trying to clean it up... I got a huge scar turns out they never found out what was wrong, and what that "substance" which they thought was an infection really was, and I still get sharp pain to that leg on some occasions what about you? what's your story?

11-12-2003, 09:57 PM	#3
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11-12-2003, 11:34 PM	#9
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11-12-2003, 11:42 PM	#11
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	During a c-section in 1987, they accidently cut my intestine. Wouldn't let me go home because the plumbing wasn't working right. Nurses kept telling me the pain (I have a very high pain threshold) was the c-section and I needed to walk it off. Finally after days of getting sicker and sicker (body was poisoning itself), they opened me up and literally laid it all out until they found the cut. I was in the hospital for another 10 days after that on liquid gold most of the time (losing 3 lbs a day). I was actually very thankful that this had happened. As it was my newborn son contracted spinal meningitus and a staph hominous infection internally when he was 7 days old. If we had both gone home within a day or two after his birth, one or both of us could have died or he could have ended up severely brain damaged. I would have attributed my problems to healing from the c-section and his symptoms (which were mild) as being a cold bug of some sort. __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

11-12-2003, 09:56 PM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Hernia surgery years ago. I was awake , they gave me ashot in my spine to make me lose feeling in my lower body

11-12-2003, 09:58 PM	#4
Dugan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Online Posts: 856	had the bottom of my tongue disected, that part that attaches, cuz it was two far to the front, so they took out the whole thing and then some, terrible pain for 2 weeks after, couldn't talk, eat, hurt to swallow, i sounded like that kid in "something about mary", warren, "have you seen my baseball" damn teachers made fun of me, heheh

11-12-2003, 09:59 PM	#6
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	operations are nasty

11-12-2003, 11:27 PM	#7
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Uvulapalatopharyngoplasty (UPPP), cutting back the soft palate to stop my airways closing when I sleep (obstructive sleep apnea). They sliced off my oversize tonsils while they were at it. I could barely swallow a glass of water to take my painkillers let alone eat a meal for about a week, and I lost 7kg/15lb in 10 days. The surgery was all under a general anaesthetic and I had morphine while I was in the hospital, it was the day that I got home that the excruciating pain started. Think of a throat so sore you can't swallow, then imagine someone is poking it repeatedly with the sharp point of a knife... I hope I never have to go through anything like that again.

11-12-2003, 11:33 PM	#8
liquidmoe Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NY Posts: 4,994	Tore my meniscus so they cut it out (knee cartilage). I got some pain killers by they actually made more dizzy than anything else so I only took them once. The surgery wasnt bad, but I never got physical therapy so my leg muscles atrophied a bit. Besides that I couldnt bend my knee all the way for a while, Im still cautious about doing that even now.

11-12-2003, 11:43 PM	#12
nap Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: midwest Posts: 2,765	when i was in elementary school i almost lost my right arm. while playing around with a few of my cousins my right arm went through a glass window(double doors that seperated the entertainment room from the rest of the house). i don't remember much after i saw the blood. after i finally woke up i was in the hospital with a sling on my arm and strapped down to my bed. i still have the scar under my right arm where they literally patched my arm back on.

11-12-2003, 11:51 PM	#13
RhiannonBray Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 119	OUCH! Those sound so painful. You guys are rock stars! I have a few surgeries under my belt. i doubt they compare to most of these stories tho Paratonsilar Absess..... couldnt swallow anything (including my saliva for 4 days) Ovarian sists.... boobs... (thats self inflicted. Does that count?) __________________ Aspiring Supermodel, Proffesional pain in the Ass! www.RhiannonBray.com www.AzureCash.com

11-12-2003, 11:52 PM	#14
chedderBob Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Brisbane Posts: 114	When I was 14 I went over the handlebars of my push bike, landing on my left hand and head. I broke the bones in my forearm, just above the wrist. One of the bones broke the skin and came out. I now have a metal plate and 4 pins holding the bones together. To make things worse, the cops came and stole my cigs....fuckers. __________________ <font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="http://www.gangsterthumbs.com/submit.html">Submit your galleries here</a><br> <a href="mailto:[email protected]">Needs some galleries designed? Any amount, I'll do it for you.</a>

11-12-2003, 11:54 PM	#15
Reak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 420Calendar.com Posts: 17,920	never got operated.. thanks god ! AMEN !

11-13-2003, 12:02 AM	#16
JizzmanPDX So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 148	I like to operate on my love-box every friday night. I take a scalpel and basically have a party. It's my way of dealing with the emotional trauma that was inflicted upon me by my uncle in the outhouse when I was young.

11-13-2003, 12:04 AM	#17
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	I had a spontanious collapsed lung when I was 18, they had to snake a tube into my chest and fill me with this acid stuff to scar up my lung, so that when it re-inflated it would adhere to my chest wall. I was awake during the entire procedure, it was a living hell. At one point the doctor leaned over me and said, "the surface of your lung is as sensitive as your eyeball!" I couldn't even scream or cry it hurt so bad. Sometimes I have panic attacks about the whole thing, and it's been 18 years since then. Ugh.