I really don't get the Hamlet design... what does this shit mean?

Sunflower girl meets Voltron comics?

This is the mentality of you morons -- you like the Voltron style... great cartoon -- but this is an adult site.

<img src="http://webusers.xula.edu/mbullock/vpic1.gif">

<img src="http://webusers.xula.edu/mbullock/vpic3.gif">

This Hamlet/Voltron idiot has no artistic integrity... The guy wins because he designed a whole damn menu... That took a lot of brains... Buy guess what -- the icons he chose have nothing to do with the text or the content of the site... :1orglaugh

I smell a proxy bot...

Maybe I should hit up my ICQ list of 500 webmasters to get my score to go up :1orglaugh

Dude, you can defend your design all day long but the bottom line is - it is not SEXY. Doesn't make you think of sex & there's nothing sexy at all about it. Overcast colors might work for Sony but you're not selling electronics, you're selling a Playmate. Yea, maybe the "N" lines up perfectly with her tits, maybe you've got the most artistic, modern design, maybe the ship in the background represents some deep, hidden secret about her psyche :1orglaugh but the design is NOT SEXY. It's 100% UNSEXY. You're not selling art. It IS very artistic & I've seen your paintings on here & they are excellent but porn & art do not necessarily make good bedfellows. :2 cents:

Your design sucks.

Get off your pedestal.

Surfers want something impressive, not a piece of shit design that looks like an 11 year old with a computer drew it.

Even if your design has subtle pieces of "art" as you claim, the average surfer won't notice it and he won't give a rats ass.

Join the shitty-AVS-design-club ; because that's all your design is.

1. Katsuki
2. Harvey

I should have given it to him all the way myself but then again you have to consider the mentality of the village idiot. Hamlet has most always been booked 3-4 months in advance by lots of repeat customers for the past 3 years.

Finally some fucking truth... Yes, I agree that my idea of what is sexy eludes most of you nimrods... I should write a book on it to give you people some education.

Another idiot trying to appeal to the "average surfer".

I guess there's not much competition in the porn design biz after all.

I spent several years at the Alberta College of Art and Design.. trust me I am far from uneducated.. Art is nice, but art doesn't neccessarily sell anything :) That's what Design and marketing do. Entirely different animals.

Hamlet

Hamlet or Avion.

Hamlet's design gives the impression of a very high quality website.
Probably perfect for surfers who are into the babe niche.

Avion's will probably attract your average Joe more because the picture is hot and has a raunchy feeling to it. That was the one that got my attention initially. :)

If you have a webmaster program I would pick both Hamlet's and Avion's and have two tours to suit different traffic sources.

People who click on TheFly's splash will be expecting an AVSGold login form on the next page...

The problem is all your education and your idea of sexy is obviously NOT what the general population agrees on.. And those are the people that are surfing with their dicks in one hand and credit cards in the other.. Unless you plan on educating all the net's surfers on the finer points of what is art, I doubt they will give a flying fuck as long as they get off :P

Yeah it's a tough pick.. I absolutely love Hamlet's stuff though :)

get that tour fixed up and I'll send ya tons of sweet sweet babe traffic. :Graucho

Hehe maybe that's a good idea.

I'll sell the info to women to give to their boyfriends.

yes Fly, it is a lower case 'd' , as is the 'n' .

the font is called Decadentia.
http://www.madcapa.com/nd.gif

Fuck the general population -- I'll never stoop to your level. :321GFY

Looks more like an "S" :1orglaugh

That would be a great font if you could find the letters in that mess... This would be a good font for the Lord of the Rings!

<img src="http://www.madcapa.com/nd.gif">

:1orglaugh

You are being a very sore loser, dear :)

Back in my day we did all our own fonts by hand... :321GFY

Your mom is still sore from last night.

ummmm yea, ok.
it's a pretty standard calligraphic typeface.

relax man.
i'm sensing alot of negativity coming from your general area.


"Back in my day we did all our own fonts by hand... "
of course you did.
it shows in your design submission.

LOL WTF man?! :1orglaugh


GROW THE FUCK UP

1. Hamlet
2. Madcapa
7. TheFLY

Nice design Digipimp! :thumbsup

Only an idiot would NOT appeal to the average surfer.... which according to your words is 99.99% of them.

It's clear why you transformed theFly.net into a "webmaster product" site. You obviously were not happy as your success selling porn to "average surfers" so you figured you'd try your hand selling a get rich quick scheme to webmasters.

Pathetic.

Just look at your past work.... http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.thefly.net/

If my sites looked like your crap I would also pull a 180 and try to appeal to webmasters.

Neriah, my apologies for these remarks in your thread - but the outright ignorance/arrogance that theFly has shown is ridiculous.

Thanks bro, I guess it's alright since I had to whip it up together in a real hurry.

I already called you out on this, except in less friendly words.

Or did you miss my original post?

All I see is ass design work. You can sell to horny idiots, but I still wipe my ass with your design bullshit -- and you know that's the truth.

Get a fucking education.

The "winner" Hamlet is still using immature elements and he won't sell shit over my design...

Like I said twice already -- this design will appeal to the Voltron/Image comics generation -- not a mature audience. Plus the fucker stole the sunflowers elements from another design... that's just sad.

Honestly I think the Kadzuki design is pretty good but really there is no content -- he took two pics and grayscaled them with some lines to divide them and a cheesy filter for some "style" wow how exciting... I'm so turned on by this design...

As for Madcappa -- please... Looks like this guy just discovered Photoshop... It's obvious you have no clue about design -- period. Download all the fonts you want -- you still have no taste and no education.

She is not going to fuck any of you.

Pussy and computer geek competition do not mix.

The only intelligent design on here is mine... talk about AVS all you want -- my design will out-sell any of these other bullshit designs guaranteed.

She's married you idiot... That doesn't change the fact that she's the hottest model with a website on the internet...

She looks like every single other carbon copy blonde bimbo. Congrats to her for conforming to the "I wanna be Pam Anderson" look so well.