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eiht_98 10-24-2003 04:19 AM

am I too late for the contest?

http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/63664/37.jpg

Theo 10-24-2003 04:24 AM

eiht_98, put bigger tits!

eiht_98 10-24-2003 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
eiht_98, put bigger tits!
damn...I knew something was wrong :1orglaugh
don't hate Neriah, I love you

extreme 10-24-2003 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Since nobody liked my design -- I'll point out why most of these other designs suck...

AVION: If Neriah was Xena warrior princess... but she's not.

YONKI: I like that your style is weird and original, but math is not sexy... Neriah is not a Star Trek alien.

MADCAPA: Too many rectangles -- boring layout. What does "NS" stand for? All I can think of is the NAS rapper logo. <img src="http://www.mcm.net/cm/image/artistes/pochettecd/nas_stillmatic.jpg"> Wow you discovered layers in photoshop too... :1orglaugh

KATSUKI: Composition is not balanced left to right. This design is so boring it leaves me thinking I shouldn't know who Neriah is in the first place, because obviously she's a nobody.

HARVEY: Maybe you got lost in an 80's department store... You have image dedgradation issues due to oversaturation, etc.

HAMLET: You jerk off to too many anime cartoons. This is not a comic book layout.

Whoa, this just turned ugly =D.

Thomas 10-24-2003 04:38 AM

I think AVION is the best. Far better than the rest.

cezam 10-24-2003 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eiht_98
am I too late for the contest?

http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/63664/37.jpg

i beat you
<img src="http://www.segfault.cz/tmp/neriah.jpg">

Goblin 10-24-2003 04:56 AM

AVION !!!
good converting = good design

Maru 10-24-2003 04:56 AM

Hamlet.

Mutt 10-24-2003 05:02 AM

Neriah must be allergic to apples or something cuz this is a beautiful design.

http://www.ideasign.ru/neriah.jpg

cezam 10-24-2003 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
Neriah must be allergic to apples or something cuz this is a beautiful design.

http://www.ideasign.ru/neriah.jpg

yeah :thumbsup :thumbsup

BVF 10-24-2003 05:31 AM

avion or madcapa

myjah 10-24-2003 05:40 AM

they are all really good...i'm stumped

LadyMischief 10-24-2003 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Since nobody liked my design -- I'll point out why most of these other designs suck...

AVION: If Neriah was Xena warrior princess... but she's not.

YONKI: I like that your style is weird and original, but math is not sexy... Neriah is not a Star Trek alien.

MADCAPA: Too many rectangles -- boring layout. What does "NS" stand for? All I can think of is the NAS rapper logo. <img src="http://www.mcm.net/cm/image/artistes/pochettecd/nas_stillmatic.jpg"> Wow you discovered layers in photoshop too... :1orglaugh

KATSUKI: Composition is not balanced left to right. This design is so boring it leaves me thinking I shouldn't know who Neriah is in the first place, because obviously she's a nobody.

HARVEY: Maybe you got lost in an 80's department store... You have image dedgradation issues due to oversaturation, etc.

HAMLET: You jerk off to too many anime cartoons. This is not a comic book layout.

Why do you have to pick everyone's apart just because you didn't get picked, you brat :P Just be happy for whoever wins :P

LadyMischief 10-24-2003 05:52 AM

Very hard pick.

Trent Edison 10-24-2003 06:09 AM

U guys rock!

Melisa 10-24-2003 06:20 AM

Hamlet's is great as long as his name is Ryan Ford:

LiquiSoft

BTW - I am new. Shall I go fuck myself? :winkwink:

eiht_98 10-24-2003 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melisa


BTW - I am new. Shall I go fuck myself? :winkwink:

sure ...you have to :321GFY

Ross 10-24-2003 06:31 AM

Hamlet!

To be fair it would be easy for any designer to work with you. Damn you're hot!

Melisa 10-24-2003 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eiht_98


sure ...you have to :321GFY

That's a start - thank you :winkwink:

Digipimp 10-24-2003 06:38 AM

Does my splash page suck? I decided at last minute to spend an hour or so messing around quickly just because Neriah is such a great girl, since I never do any work for anyone but myself. It's just a basic start of an idea.

http://www.platinumpimpin.com/neriah.jpg

ElvisManson 10-24-2003 06:39 AM

Harvey..I love that clean look.

rooster 10-24-2003 06:40 AM

digipimps is the best because it looks good and does the best job of marketing. Marketing is what leads to signups not a bunch of pretty graphics :2 cents:

Meta Ridley 10-24-2003 06:50 AM

http://64.81.51.213/fpm/images/57/92...5404930210.jpg

avion 10-24-2003 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meta Ridley
http://64.81.51.213/fpm/images/57/92...5404930210.jpg
:1orglaugh

LadyMischief 10-24-2003 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meta Ridley
http://64.81.51.213/fpm/images/57/92...5404930210.jpg
Lol that's great!!

Digipimp 10-24-2003 06:58 AM

I'm not in the poll because I wasn't going to participate but I decided to whip this up in an hour or so last night for Neriah since she's such a great girl. I normally only have ever designed for myself. So here it is, needs more work done, I only got an hour and a half in and most of that was thought. So hope you guys like and hope Neriah likes, I think it will bring people in for sure.

http://www.platinumpimpin.com/neriah.jpg

Hunter_ST 10-24-2003 07:40 AM

Hamlet's design is cool, but it should be carried through the rest of the site, too, including the member section.

If the member's section bears no resemblence to the cover, then members might get turned off, feeling they were cheated. :2 cents:

TheFLY 10-24-2003 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
http://www.wantongirls.com/rather.jpg
LOL.... yeah FUCK TV.

TheFLY 10-24-2003 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by extreme


Whoa, this just turned ugly =D.

Hehe yeah I'm the best living art critic on the planet.

TheFLY 10-24-2003 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melisa
Hamlet's is great as long as his name is Ryan Ford:

LiquiSoft

BTW - I am new. Shall I go fuck myself? :winkwink:

LOL BUSTED!!!! UNORIGINAL DESIGN :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :ak47:

LadyMischief 10-24-2003 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


Hehe yeah I'm the best living art critic on the planet.


In your mind dear :P Art is only a SMALL part of design.. MARKETING is more important than art :P

Digipimp 10-24-2003 07:56 AM

I'm not in the poll because I was late getting in since I decided to throw a little something together at the very last minute. But I think it's marketable for sure and would get surfers in the door!

jayeff 10-24-2003 08:03 AM

It's dangerous to make assumptions such as saying that elegant doesn't sell. Particularly in this business, when renewals would/could/should earn more than initial sales, targeting the 'right' audience is at least as important as going flat-out for maximum impact.

Another mistake in this industry is that we all tend to climb on whatever bandwagon is rolling past. So at a given moment most designers are doing broadly similar work. As a result, only content differentiates one site from another and everyone ends up competing for a (very small) part of the total audience within their niche.

(That's the reason webmasters often claim that simple is best. It works not because it is simple, but because it appeals to a type of customer that fewer are fighting over. Sad reality is that between simple and the design style of the moment are maybe 80% of the potential customers that no-one is marketing to at all.)

Unless Neriah wants a change of image and certainly if she is happy to stress her Playmate status, then elegant is good. Playboy demographics (last time I checked) have most buyers at 35+ and well off. The whole Playboy 'thing' is about fantasy women. Playboy isn't in-your-face porn like Bangbus for example. Neriah's photographs (at least the ones used in these designs, are very much in that mold and if that is what you are selling, it would be crazy to pitch away from your natural audience to an audience that is looking for something else.

That's why I thought most of the designs were well on track. I have a feeling that Hamlet's design is scoring so well because of the logo. It is a cool logo but I would question its appeal to potential customers likely 10+ years older than the average age here. The rest of his design would work really well for them, but it is sublimated because the logo is so strong.

I think it was Fly described Madcapa's design as 'too rectangular', but IMO it strikes a good balance between creating the fantasy of a Playmate while using the thumbs to highlight Neriah's 'assets'.

In Neriah's place I would ask Harvey to redo the logo and Madcapa to rework his text to make the entry more obvious. If both agreed, I wouldn't make a decision until I had seen the results.

TheFLY 10-24-2003 08:04 AM

Hamlet you fucking suck -- stealing designs from other websites and then slapping your own shitty logo onto it? :1orglaugh

Wow I'm Hamlet and I discovered how to steal designs from other sites and then add photoshop filters :1orglaugh Let me know when you graduate off stolen designs and comic book panels :1orglaugh

PS: Nice fucking horns in your logo... Stick to comic books :1orglaugh <img src="http://www.bernardminet.com/mangas/image_samourais.jpg">

voodooman 10-24-2003 08:05 AM

MADCAPA: Too many rectangles -- boring layout. What does "NS" stand for? All I can think of is the NAS rapper logo. <img src="http://www.mcm.net/cm/image/artistes/pochettecd/nas_stillmatic.jpg"> Wow you discovered layers in photoshop too... :1orglaugh



NS???

Dude, thats a D for Davis.
Damn, In not even a designer and I could see that.


:winkwink:

Martin 10-24-2003 08:06 AM

I'll tell you this. You make them all look good to me.

IntenseCash 10-24-2003 08:09 AM

Hamlet! thats an awesome design. :thumbsup

TheFLY 10-24-2003 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jayeff
Playboy demographics (last time I checked) have most buyers at 35+ and well off. The whole Playboy 'thing' is about fantasy women. Playboy isn't in-your-face porn like Bangbus for example. Neriah's photographs (at least the ones used in these designs, are very much in that mold and if that is what you are selling, it would be crazy to pitch away from your natural audience to an audience that is looking for something else.
After reading what you just said, why would you suggest these immature, childish designs? :1orglaugh

Digipimp 10-24-2003 08:11 AM

In light of the circumstances I say we start a new poll since we have a stolen design and mine needs to be included now!

:thumbsup

GoNe 10-24-2003 08:13 AM

Havent read any of the posts here except the first 2 :Graucho
So dont know if the contest is over or not but my vote
goes to Hamlet :thumbsup
http://www.neriah.com/customer_extra...est/hamlet.jpg

Peace

Also Neriah when you gonna hit me up? :Graucho


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