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Fabuleux · 10-24-2003, 01:32 AM

50 good designs.

Theo · 10-24-2003, 01:33 AM

TheFLY should design the official site of the Nigerian e-mail scammers

TheFLY · 10-24-2003, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
TheFLY should design the official site of the Nigerian e-mail scammers

bling bling.

Theo · 10-24-2003, 01:40 AM

TheFLY · 10-24-2003, 01:52 AM

James Bond meets Paul Cezanne:

<img src="http://www.neriah.com/customer_extranet/neriah/images/boards/contest/Fly.jpg">

TheFLY · 10-24-2003, 02:01 AM

Well this was informative at least...

The Truth Hurts · 10-24-2003, 02:04 AM

wouldn't use any of them for a tour...

maybe a wallpaper section for the members..

but for a tour? no.

Neriah Davis · 10-24-2003, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
wouldn't use any of them for a tour...

maybe a wallpaper section for the members..

but for a tour? no.

Why not?

The Truth Hurts · 10-24-2003, 02:12 AM

cause none of them made me want to whip out my credit card.

they're all too boring and trying to be something they're not.

Neriah Davis · 10-24-2003, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
cause none of them made me want to whip out my credit card.

they're all too boring and trying to be something they're not.

Can you show me something better than these creative & elegant designs?

katsuki · 10-24-2003, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
wouldn't use any of them for a tour...

maybe a wallpaper section for the members..

but for a tour? no.

Those designs were for a SPLASH PAGE... not a tour. I wouldn't design a tour like that either.
The original competition was to design a splash page.

The Truth Hurts · 10-24-2003, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neriah Davis

Can you show me something better than these creative & elegant designs?

creative and elegant is boring.

Get some pics taken with a big fat cock somewhere in the vicinity of your mouth, and slap that on the front page...

that'll get people in the mood to spend some cash on ya.

especially when you consider that I found all the 'elegant' pics you're probably gonna have in the members area less than 2 seconds... for free.

The Truth Hurts · 10-24-2003, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by katsuki

Those designs were for a SPLASH PAGE... not a tour. I wouldn't design a tour like that either.
The original competition was to design a splash page.

Good job then.

Neriah Davis · 10-24-2003, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

creative and elegant is boring.

Get some pics taken with a big fat cock somewhere in the vicinity of your mouth, and slap that on the front page...

that'll get people in the mood to spend some cash on ya.

especially when you consider that I found all the 'elegant' pics you're probably gonna have in the members area less than 2 seconds... for free.

Tell me the url where you found those 10,000 pics.

The Truth Hurts · 10-24-2003, 02:34 AM

Welcome to the internet, find them yourself ; )

Neriah Davis · 10-24-2003, 02:35 AM

heehee, sounds like we have a hater in the house!!

The Truth Hurts · 10-24-2003, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neriah Davis
heehee, sounds like we have a hater in the house!!

No hate, in fact, I'll volunteer for the role of stunt cock for the picture I described above ; ))))

Tuga · 10-24-2003, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
TheFLY should design the official site of the Nigerian e-mail scammers

Oh yeah!

BlueDesignStudios · 10-24-2003, 03:00 AM

how about we design your next site

Rorschach · 10-24-2003, 03:16 AM

I voted madcapa... and goddamn you've got awesome boobs!

avion · 10-24-2003, 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by katsuki

Those designs were for a SPLASH PAGE... not a tour. I wouldn't design a tour like that either.
The original competition was to design a splash page.

it was for a logo actually

but thanks Neriah for picking our design as well...

Avion

KRL · 10-24-2003, 03:42 AM

Neriah, I can't remember if I mentioned this to you the other night when we were chatting but keep this rule of thumb in mind.

In this business, the quality of your traffic is more important to your success than the quality of your designs.

So don't get overly focused on creating a perfect museum of art on your site for everyone to go gah gah over. Any of these would work great and get the job done.

Here's what I would do since all seven of the finalists created great looking pages, each in their own style. Test and rotate them all out on your site and see what pages generate the most 2nd page clicks and then on to becoming membership sales. You might be surprised. Sometimes really different looks, like TheFly's for example can pull better than the ultra photoshop glam style the other designs have. You just never know til you see how they work once deployed.

But like I said, at the end of the day they are buying You and that design that God created is already perfection.

tornell · 10-24-2003, 03:44 AM

HAMLET

Jer · 10-24-2003, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Neriah, I can't remember if I mentioned this to you the other night when we were chatting but keep this rule of thumb in mind.

In this business, the quality of your traffic is more important to your success than the quality of your designs.

So don't get overly focused on creating a perfect museum of art on your site for everyone to go gah gah over. Any of these would work great and get the job done.

Here's what I would do since all seven of the finalists created great looking pages, each in their own style. Test and rotate them all out on your site and see what pages generate the most 2nd page clicks and then on to becoming membership sales. You might be surprised. Sometimes really different looks, like TheFly's for example can pull better than the ultra photoshop glam style the other designs have. You just never know til you see how they work once deployed.

But like I said, at the end of the day they are buying You and that design that God created is already perfection.

It's all about money making.

Mutt · 10-24-2003, 04:01 AM

Shooter · 10-24-2003, 04:01 AM

Hamlet

KRL · 10-24-2003, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt

ROTFLMAO

Shooter · 10-24-2003, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Neriah, I can't remember if I mentioned this to you the other night when we were chatting but keep this rule of thumb in mind.

In this business, the quality of your traffic is more important to your success than the quality of your designs.

So don't get overly focused on creating a perfect museum of art on your site for everyone to go gah gah over. Any of these would work great and get the job done.

Here's what I would do since all seven of the finalists created great looking pages, each in their own style. Test and rotate them all out on your site and see what pages generate the most 2nd page clicks and then on to becoming membership sales. You might be surprised. Sometimes really different looks, like TheFly's for example can pull better than the ultra photoshop glam style the other designs have. You just never know til you see how they work once deployed.

But like I said, at the end of the day they are buying You and that design that God created is already perfection.

Very good points here...

avion · 10-24-2003, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Neriah, I can't remember if I mentioned this to you the other night when we were chatting but keep this rule of thumb in mind.

In this business, the quality of your traffic is more important to your success than the quality of your designs.

So don't get overly focused on creating a perfect museum of art on your site for everyone to go gah gah over. Any of these would work great and get the job done.

Here's what I would do since all seven of the finalists created great looking pages, each in their own style. Test and rotate them all out on your site and see what pages generate the most 2nd page clicks and then on to becoming membership sales. You might be surprised. Sometimes really different looks, like TheFly's for example can pull better than the ultra photoshop glam style the other designs have. You just never know til you see how they work once deployed.

But like I said, at the end of the day they are buying You and that design that God created is already perfection.

So true! It is not an art gallery, it is all about money! You need to know whose design is getting them to pull out the plastic...Which one will sell best!

And one more thing - it is probably a good idea to ask the members of your site to choose the next design...

Everyone here is spoiled - watching way too much porn every day

Avion

Theo · 10-24-2003, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt

hahahaha

eiht_98 · 10-24-2003, 04:19 AM

am I too late for the contest?

Theo · 10-24-2003, 04:24 AM

eiht_98, put bigger tits!

eiht_98 · 10-24-2003, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
eiht_98, put bigger tits!

damn...I knew something was wrong

don't hate Neriah, I love you

extreme · 10-24-2003, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Since nobody liked my design -- I'll point out why most of these other designs suck...

AVION: If Neriah was Xena warrior princess... but she's not.

YONKI: I like that your style is weird and original, but math is not sexy... Neriah is not a Star Trek alien.

MADCAPA: Too many rectangles -- boring layout. What does "NS" stand for? All I can think of is the NAS rapper logo. <img src="http://www.mcm.net/cm/image/artistes/pochettecd/nas_stillmatic.jpg"> Wow you discovered layers in photoshop too...

KATSUKI: Composition is not balanced left to right. This design is so boring it leaves me thinking I shouldn't know who Neriah is in the first place, because obviously she's a nobody.

HARVEY: Maybe you got lost in an 80's department store... You have image dedgradation issues due to oversaturation, etc.

HAMLET: You jerk off to too many anime cartoons. This is not a comic book layout.

Whoa, this just turned ugly =D.

Thomas · 10-24-2003, 04:38 AM

I think AVION is the best. Far better than the rest.

cezam · 10-24-2003, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eiht_98
am I too late for the contest?

i beat you
<img src="http://www.segfault.cz/tmp/neriah.jpg">

Goblin · 10-24-2003, 04:56 AM

AVION !!!
good converting = good design

Maru · 10-24-2003, 04:56 AM

Hamlet.

Mutt · 10-24-2003, 05:02 AM

Neriah must be allergic to apples or something cuz this is a beautiful design.

cezam · 10-24-2003, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
Neriah must be allergic to apples or something cuz this is a beautiful design.

yeah

BVF · 10-24-2003, 05:31 AM

avion or madcapa

myjah · 10-24-2003, 05:40 AM

they are all really good...i'm stumped

LadyMischief · 10-24-2003, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Since nobody liked my design -- I'll point out why most of these other designs suck...

AVION: If Neriah was Xena warrior princess... but she's not.

YONKI: I like that your style is weird and original, but math is not sexy... Neriah is not a Star Trek alien.

MADCAPA: Too many rectangles -- boring layout. What does "NS" stand for? All I can think of is the NAS rapper logo. <img src="http://www.mcm.net/cm/image/artistes/pochettecd/nas_stillmatic.jpg"> Wow you discovered layers in photoshop too...

KATSUKI: Composition is not balanced left to right. This design is so boring it leaves me thinking I shouldn't know who Neriah is in the first place, because obviously she's a nobody.

HARVEY: Maybe you got lost in an 80's department store... You have image dedgradation issues due to oversaturation, etc.

HAMLET: You jerk off to too many anime cartoons. This is not a comic book layout.

Why do you have to pick everyone's apart just because you didn't get picked, you brat :P Just be happy for whoever wins :P

LadyMischief · 10-24-2003, 05:52 AM

Very hard pick.

Trent Edison · 10-24-2003, 06:09 AM

U guys rock!

Melisa · 10-24-2003, 06:20 AM

Hamlet's is great as long as his name is Ryan Ford:

LiquiSoft

BTW - I am new. Shall I go fuck myself?

eiht_98 · 10-24-2003, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melisa

BTW - I am new. Shall I go fuck myself?

sure ...you have to

Ross · 10-24-2003, 06:31 AM

Hamlet!

To be fair it would be easy for any designer to work with you. Damn you're hot!

Melisa · 10-24-2003, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eiht_98

sure ...you have to

That's a start - thank you

Digipimp · 10-24-2003, 06:38 AM

Does my splash page suck? I decided at last minute to spend an hour or so messing around quickly just because Neriah is such a great girl, since I never do any work for anyone but myself. It's just a basic start of an idea.

View Poll Results: Who should design my next tour?
Harvey	47	16.15%
Katsuki	34	11.68%
Madcapa	38	13.06%
Y0nki	9	3.09%
Avion	39	13.40%
The Fly	10	3.44%
Hamlet	114	39.18%
Voters: 291. You may not vote on this poll

10-24-2003, 01:32 AM	#51
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10-24-2003, 02:35 AM	#66
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10-24-2003, 03:00 AM	#69
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10-24-2003, 03:42 AM	#72
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Neriah, I can't remember if I mentioned this to you the other night when we were chatting but keep this rule of thumb in mind. In this business, the quality of your traffic is more important to your success than the quality of your designs. So don't get overly focused on creating a perfect museum of art on your site for everyone to go gah gah over. Any of these would work great and get the job done. Here's what I would do since all seven of the finalists created great looking pages, each in their own style. Test and rotate them all out on your site and see what pages generate the most 2nd page clicks and then on to becoming membership sales. You might be surprised. Sometimes really different looks, like TheFly's for example can pull better than the ultra photoshop glam style the other designs have. You just never know til you see how they work once deployed. But like I said, at the end of the day they are buying You and that design that God created is already perfection. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains Last edited by KRL; 10-24-2003 at 03:45 AM..

10-24-2003, 01:33 AM	#52
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	TheFLY should design the official site of the Nigerian e-mail scammers

10-24-2003, 01:40 AM	#54
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515

10-24-2003, 01:52 AM	#55
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	James Bond meets Paul Cezanne: <img src="http://www.neriah.com/customer_extranet/neriah/images/boards/contest/Fly.jpg">

10-24-2003, 02:01 AM	#56
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Well this was informative at least...

10-24-2003, 02:04 AM	#57
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,306	wouldn't use any of them for a tour... maybe a wallpaper section for the members.. but for a tour? no.

10-24-2003, 02:12 AM	#59
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,306	cause none of them made me want to whip out my credit card. they're all too boring and trying to be something they're not.

10-24-2003, 02:34 AM	#65
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,306	Welcome to the internet, find them yourself ; )

10-24-2003, 03:16 AM	#70
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	I voted madcapa... and goddamn you've got awesome boobs!

10-24-2003, 03:44 AM	#73
tornell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: United States Posts: 4,188	HAMLET __________________ Pregnant Porn ★ SpankBang Xom★ Cuckolds Porn★ Best Porn Flix

10-24-2003, 04:01 AM	#75
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10-24-2003, 04:01 AM	#76
Shooter Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,842	Hamlet

10-24-2003, 04:19 AM	#81
eiht_98 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: EU Posts: 6,103	am I too late for the contest?

10-24-2003, 04:24 AM	#82
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	eiht_98, put bigger tits!

10-24-2003, 04:38 AM	#85
Thomas Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 277	I think AVION is the best. Far better than the rest.

10-24-2003, 04:56 AM	#87
Goblin Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Europe Posts: 401	AVION !!! good converting = good design

10-24-2003, 04:56 AM	#88
Maru Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 918	Hamlet.

10-24-2003, 05:02 AM	#89
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Neriah must be allergic to apples or something cuz this is a beautiful design. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

10-24-2003, 05:31 AM	#91
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	avion or madcapa __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

10-24-2003, 05:40 AM	#92
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	they are all really good...i'm stumped __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

10-24-2003, 05:52 AM	#94
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Very hard pick. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

10-24-2003, 06:09 AM	#95
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10-24-2003, 06:20 AM	#96
Melisa Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Naples, FL Posts: 36	Hamlet's is great as long as his name is Ryan Ford: LiquiSoft BTW - I am new. Shall I go fuck myself? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

10-24-2003, 06:31 AM	#98
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Hamlet! To be fair it would be easy for any designer to work with you. Damn you're hot!

10-24-2003, 06:38 AM	#100
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	Does my splash page suck? I decided at last minute to spend an hour or so messing around quickly just because Neriah is such a great girl, since I never do any work for anyone but myself. It's just a basic start of an idea. __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too