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Fabuleux 10-24-2003 01:32 AM

50 good designs.

Theo 10-24-2003 01:33 AM

TheFLY should design the official site of the Nigerian e-mail scammers

TheFLY 10-24-2003 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
TheFLY should design the official site of the Nigerian e-mail scammers
bling bling.

Theo 10-24-2003 01:40 AM

:winkwink:

TheFLY 10-24-2003 01:52 AM

James Bond meets Paul Cezanne:

<img src="http://www.neriah.com/customer_extranet/neriah/images/boards/contest/Fly.jpg">

TheFLY 10-24-2003 02:01 AM

Well this was informative at least...

The Truth Hurts 10-24-2003 02:04 AM

wouldn't use any of them for a tour...

maybe a wallpaper section for the members..

but for a tour? no.

Neriah Davis 10-24-2003 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
wouldn't use any of them for a tour...

maybe a wallpaper section for the members..

but for a tour? no.

Why not?

The Truth Hurts 10-24-2003 02:12 AM

cause none of them made me want to whip out my credit card.

they're all too boring and trying to be something they're not.

Neriah Davis 10-24-2003 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
cause none of them made me want to whip out my credit card.

they're all too boring and trying to be something they're not.

Can you show me something better than these creative & elegant designs?

katsuki 10-24-2003 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
wouldn't use any of them for a tour...

maybe a wallpaper section for the members..

but for a tour? no.

Those designs were for a SPLASH PAGE... not a tour. I wouldn't design a tour like that either.
The original competition was to design a splash page. :thumbsup

The Truth Hurts 10-24-2003 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neriah Davis


Can you show me something better than these creative & elegant designs?

creative and elegant is boring.

Get some pics taken with a big fat cock somewhere in the vicinity of your mouth, and slap that on the front page...

that'll get people in the mood to spend some cash on ya.

especially when you consider that I found all the 'elegant' pics you're probably gonna have in the members area less than 2 seconds... for free.

The Truth Hurts 10-24-2003 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by katsuki


Those designs were for a SPLASH PAGE... not a tour. I wouldn't design a tour like that either.
The original competition was to design a splash page. :thumbsup

Good job then.

Neriah Davis 10-24-2003 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts


creative and elegant is boring.

Get some pics taken with a big fat cock somewhere in the vicinity of your mouth, and slap that on the front page...

that'll get people in the mood to spend some cash on ya.

especially when you consider that I found all the 'elegant' pics you're probably gonna have in the members area less than 2 seconds... for free.

Tell me the url where you found those 10,000 pics.

The Truth Hurts 10-24-2003 02:34 AM

Welcome to the internet, find them yourself ; )

Neriah Davis 10-24-2003 02:35 AM

heehee, sounds like we have a hater in the house!!:Graucho

The Truth Hurts 10-24-2003 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neriah Davis
heehee, sounds like we have a hater in the house!!:Graucho
No hate, in fact, I'll volunteer for the role of stunt cock for the picture I described above ; ))))

:Graucho

Tuga 10-24-2003 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
TheFLY should design the official site of the Nigerian e-mail scammers
Oh yeah! :Graucho

BlueDesignStudios 10-24-2003 03:00 AM

how about we design your next site :Graucho

Rorschach 10-24-2003 03:16 AM

I voted madcapa... and goddamn you've got awesome boobs! :thumbsup

avion 10-24-2003 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by katsuki


Those designs were for a SPLASH PAGE... not a tour. I wouldn't design a tour like that either.
The original competition was to design a splash page. :thumbsup

it was for a logo actually :)

but thanks Neriah for picking our design as well...


Avion

KRL 10-24-2003 03:42 AM

Neriah, I can't remember if I mentioned this to you the other night when we were chatting but keep this rule of thumb in mind.

In this business, the quality of your traffic is more important to your success than the quality of your designs.

So don't get overly focused on creating a perfect museum of art on your site for everyone to go gah gah over. Any of these would work great and get the job done.

Here's what I would do since all seven of the finalists created great looking pages, each in their own style. Test and rotate them all out on your site and see what pages generate the most 2nd page clicks and then on to becoming membership sales. You might be surprised. Sometimes really different looks, like TheFly's for example can pull better than the ultra photoshop glam style the other designs have. You just never know til you see how they work once deployed.

But like I said, at the end of the day they are buying You and that design that God created is already perfection.

:)

tornell 10-24-2003 03:44 AM

HAMLET

Jer 10-24-2003 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Neriah, I can't remember if I mentioned this to you the other night when we were chatting but keep this rule of thumb in mind.

In this business, the quality of your traffic is more important to your success than the quality of your designs.

So don't get overly focused on creating a perfect museum of art on your site for everyone to go gah gah over. Any of these would work great and get the job done.

Here's what I would do since all seven of the finalists created great looking pages, each in their own style. Test and rotate them all out on your site and see what pages generate the most 2nd page clicks and then on to becoming membership sales. You might be surprised. Sometimes really different looks, like TheFly's for example can pull better than the ultra photoshop glam style the other designs have. You just never know til you see how they work once deployed.

But like I said, at the end of the day they are buying You and that design that God created is already perfection.

:)

:thumbsup

It's all about money making.

Mutt 10-24-2003 04:01 AM

http://www.wantongirls.com/rather.jpg

Shooter 10-24-2003 04:01 AM

Hamlet

KRL 10-24-2003 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
http://www.wantongirls.com/rather.jpg
:thumbsup

ROTFLMAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shooter 10-24-2003 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Neriah, I can't remember if I mentioned this to you the other night when we were chatting but keep this rule of thumb in mind.

In this business, the quality of your traffic is more important to your success than the quality of your designs.

So don't get overly focused on creating a perfect museum of art on your site for everyone to go gah gah over. Any of these would work great and get the job done.

Here's what I would do since all seven of the finalists created great looking pages, each in their own style. Test and rotate them all out on your site and see what pages generate the most 2nd page clicks and then on to becoming membership sales. You might be surprised. Sometimes really different looks, like TheFly's for example can pull better than the ultra photoshop glam style the other designs have. You just never know til you see how they work once deployed.

But like I said, at the end of the day they are buying You and that design that God created is already perfection.

:)

Very good points here...

avion 10-24-2003 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Neriah, I can't remember if I mentioned this to you the other night when we were chatting but keep this rule of thumb in mind.

In this business, the quality of your traffic is more important to your success than the quality of your designs.

So don't get overly focused on creating a perfect museum of art on your site for everyone to go gah gah over. Any of these would work great and get the job done.

Here's what I would do since all seven of the finalists created great looking pages, each in their own style. Test and rotate them all out on your site and see what pages generate the most 2nd page clicks and then on to becoming membership sales. You might be surprised. Sometimes really different looks, like TheFly's for example can pull better than the ultra photoshop glam style the other designs have. You just never know til you see how they work once deployed.

But like I said, at the end of the day they are buying You and that design that God created is already perfection.

:)

So true! It is not an art gallery, it is all about money! You need to know whose design is getting them to pull out the plastic...Which one will sell best!

And one more thing - it is probably a good idea to ask the members of your site to choose the next design...

Everyone here is spoiled - watching way too much porn every day :)

Avion

Theo 10-24-2003 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
http://www.wantongirls.com/rather.jpg

hahahaha

eiht_98 10-24-2003 04:19 AM

am I too late for the contest?

http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/63664/37.jpg

Theo 10-24-2003 04:24 AM

eiht_98, put bigger tits!

eiht_98 10-24-2003 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
eiht_98, put bigger tits!
damn...I knew something was wrong :1orglaugh
don't hate Neriah, I love you

extreme 10-24-2003 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Since nobody liked my design -- I'll point out why most of these other designs suck...

AVION: If Neriah was Xena warrior princess... but she's not.

YONKI: I like that your style is weird and original, but math is not sexy... Neriah is not a Star Trek alien.

MADCAPA: Too many rectangles -- boring layout. What does "NS" stand for? All I can think of is the NAS rapper logo. <img src="http://www.mcm.net/cm/image/artistes/pochettecd/nas_stillmatic.jpg"> Wow you discovered layers in photoshop too... :1orglaugh

KATSUKI: Composition is not balanced left to right. This design is so boring it leaves me thinking I shouldn't know who Neriah is in the first place, because obviously she's a nobody.

HARVEY: Maybe you got lost in an 80's department store... You have image dedgradation issues due to oversaturation, etc.

HAMLET: You jerk off to too many anime cartoons. This is not a comic book layout.

Whoa, this just turned ugly =D.

Thomas 10-24-2003 04:38 AM

I think AVION is the best. Far better than the rest.

cezam 10-24-2003 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eiht_98
am I too late for the contest?

http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/63664/37.jpg

i beat you
<img src="http://www.segfault.cz/tmp/neriah.jpg">

Goblin 10-24-2003 04:56 AM

AVION !!!
good converting = good design

Maru 10-24-2003 04:56 AM

Hamlet.

Mutt 10-24-2003 05:02 AM

Neriah must be allergic to apples or something cuz this is a beautiful design.

http://www.ideasign.ru/neriah.jpg

cezam 10-24-2003 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
Neriah must be allergic to apples or something cuz this is a beautiful design.

http://www.ideasign.ru/neriah.jpg

yeah :thumbsup :thumbsup

BVF 10-24-2003 05:31 AM

avion or madcapa

myjah 10-24-2003 05:40 AM

they are all really good...i'm stumped

LadyMischief 10-24-2003 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Since nobody liked my design -- I'll point out why most of these other designs suck...

AVION: If Neriah was Xena warrior princess... but she's not.

YONKI: I like that your style is weird and original, but math is not sexy... Neriah is not a Star Trek alien.

MADCAPA: Too many rectangles -- boring layout. What does "NS" stand for? All I can think of is the NAS rapper logo. <img src="http://www.mcm.net/cm/image/artistes/pochettecd/nas_stillmatic.jpg"> Wow you discovered layers in photoshop too... :1orglaugh

KATSUKI: Composition is not balanced left to right. This design is so boring it leaves me thinking I shouldn't know who Neriah is in the first place, because obviously she's a nobody.

HARVEY: Maybe you got lost in an 80's department store... You have image dedgradation issues due to oversaturation, etc.

HAMLET: You jerk off to too many anime cartoons. This is not a comic book layout.

Why do you have to pick everyone's apart just because you didn't get picked, you brat :P Just be happy for whoever wins :P

LadyMischief 10-24-2003 05:52 AM

Very hard pick.

Trent Edison 10-24-2003 06:09 AM

U guys rock!

Melisa 10-24-2003 06:20 AM

Hamlet's is great as long as his name is Ryan Ford:

LiquiSoft

BTW - I am new. Shall I go fuck myself? :winkwink:

eiht_98 10-24-2003 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melisa


BTW - I am new. Shall I go fuck myself? :winkwink:

sure ...you have to :321GFY

Ross 10-24-2003 06:31 AM

Hamlet!

To be fair it would be easy for any designer to work with you. Damn you're hot!

Melisa 10-24-2003 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eiht_98


sure ...you have to :321GFY

That's a start - thank you :winkwink:

Digipimp 10-24-2003 06:38 AM

Does my splash page suck? I decided at last minute to spend an hour or so messing around quickly just because Neriah is such a great girl, since I never do any work for anyone but myself. It's just a basic start of an idea.

http://www.platinumpimpin.com/neriah.jpg


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