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stocktrader23 · 10-20-2003, 07:43 PM

How do you go from a drunken rage to an anti-depressant induced, carefree high in a few short days while keeping some dignity intact?

Find out now on...... GFY: Behind The Monitor

Everyone knows our resident board whore "Amputate Your Head". Here's an account of how the rest of us view this bi-polar weekend on GFY.

Sat. October 18th ~ Amp as we call him to keep from typing a rediculously long name that sounds like a 12 year olds handle on X-box live starts a thread threatening to own several of his enemies and anyone else who wants to step up to the plate. He also jumps into a couple of other threads shaking his "iron fist" at anyone that dares cross him! While Amp sees this as "Releasing the fury" the rest of us are thinking "too much tequila and too little medication". Well a few of Amp's enemies and several bystanders start giving back what Amp is so eager to dish out. Through all this Amp remains relatively quiet?

After a few hours of this "silent owning" Amp retires from the board to sleep (pass out).

Sun. October 19th ~ People are still talking shit about Amp per his request but we don't see much of him. He only drops in a few threads to make comical statements and to say something about the cheese in Green Bay. He has proven a true master of the "silent ownage". Bruce Lee would be proud of this show of mind control!

Mon. October 20th ~ Being the board whore that he is Amp must find a way to return with some dignity. That's when we get this beauty.....

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=188072

For those too lazy to look Amp posted a thread about his new miter saw and a story of home improvement that would make Tim Allen cum. This cam complete with a slideshow to prove Amp does in fact own a miter saw and his house does in fact have doors.

This of course is hinted at in future threads "proving" that Amp cared nothing about the herd of GFY'ers that decided to bash him all weekend and was so busy he didn't even notice them. It's also further "proof" that everyone still talking about the mighty Amp after all this time are just jumping through his well placed hoops.

Iron Amp proving he is the Jedi Master of this new "Silent Ownage" or deflated egomaniac covering his tracks with a story of sawdust and sweat?

YOU DECIDE

Amputate Your Head · 10-20-2003, 07:46 PM

dude... that was awesome!

mrthumbs · 10-20-2003, 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
a story of home improvement that would make Tim Allen proud.

Dude.. thats just too fucking funny.

Sly_RJ · 10-20-2003, 07:48 PM

This is humorous, yet lame at the same time, haha.

TDF · 10-20-2003, 07:49 PM

12clicks · 10-20-2003, 07:49 PM

next week's episode:
how to brag about online poker without looking like you're 7

jimmyf · 10-20-2003, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
dude... that was awesome!

it was.

stocktrader23 · 10-20-2003, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
next week's episode:
how to brag about online poker without looking like you're 7

And next month:

If KimmyKim likes me I must be a genius!

Amputate Your Head · 10-20-2003, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
This is humorous, yet lame at the same time, haha.

I wish it would have covered more than one weekend though... I deserve better for the 1st episode of GFY: Behind the Monitor. Hell, Ozzy got like 2 hours or something on VH1 didn't he?

Sly_RJ · 10-20-2003, 07:53 PM

I shit you not, the handle on my new fridge broke off this weekend. I should have gotten pictures...

Interlude · 10-20-2003, 07:54 PM

I'm always shocked when people actually read threads around here.

quiet · 10-20-2003, 07:57 PM

fuck that was pretty funny.

Spunky · 10-20-2003, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by Interlude
I'm always shocked when people actually read threads around here.

Are you only here for the pictures?

Loryn · 10-20-2003, 07:58 PM

stocktrader23 · 10-20-2003, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

You know, I don't think Lensman will fire you if you go against the grain just once. BE A REBEL!

Sly_RJ · 10-20-2003, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

You know, I don't think Lensman will fire you if you go against the grain just once. BE A REBEL!

We still don't know what happened to Cheshire...

stocktrader23 · 10-20-2003, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

We still don't know what happened to Cheshire...

Point taken.

mrthumbs · 10-20-2003, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

We still don't know what happened to Cheshire...

cheshire is a myth

ytcracker · 10-20-2003, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1

Are you only here for the pictures?

fuck if i could read i wouldnt need pictures

i just write my own stories depending on what the people in the banner are doing

cluck · 10-20-2003, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I shit you not, the handle on my new fridge broke off this weekend. I should have gotten pictures...

gornyhuy · 10-20-2003, 08:06 PM

Classic...

And the stocktrader and 12clicks spanking exchange only hints at funny-ass future episodes of Behind The Monitor

NoCarrier · 10-20-2003, 08:06 PM

There's a little cheshire in each and everyone of us. Eveybody wants to be a board whore..

Honeyslut · 10-20-2003, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

You know, I don't think Lensman will fire you if you go against the grain just once. BE A REBEL!

I am the rebel that never took the job

doober · 10-20-2003, 08:10 PM

hehehe...I was wating to see who would say something!
Classic shit...let me go to bed and see wheres this baby goes...

Honeyslut · 10-20-2003, 08:10 PM

Stocktrader,

You are pretty funny.

stocktrader23 · 10-20-2003, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
Stocktrader,

You are pretty funny.

Just saying what I'm sure a few of us are thinking.

A fucking miter saw?

Amputate Your Head · 10-20-2003, 08:15 PM

clone not amused.

doober · 10-20-2003, 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate*Your*Head
clone not amused.

Spunky · 10-20-2003, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

We still don't know what happened to Cheshire...

Yea...she basically fell off the face of the earth...whatever happened to her?she was cool...

Honeyslut · 10-20-2003, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Yea...she basically fell off the face of the earth...whatever happened to her?she was cool...

Yeah , she was pretty cool the time she called me a bitter old lady who cakes on her make-up

404 · 10-21-2003, 04:42 AM

http://wavcentral.com/cgi-bin/log/lo...lew/cnmeds.mp3

Paul · 10-21-2003, 04:58 AM

Very entertaining

Mutt · 10-21-2003, 04:58 AM

the role of Cheshire was played by a young aspiring actress by the name of Emily Glick. Emily left her role when she was accepted to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts where she is today furthering her education. It was decided after many days of debate at Adult.com headquarters not to recast the role of Cheshire.

Mutt · 10-21-2003, 05:00 AM

'silent owning'

that's a classic.

Shooter · 10-21-2003, 05:02 AM

Not bad

Theo · 10-21-2003, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
next week's episode:
how to brag about online poker without looking like you're 7

lol

Tuga · 10-21-2003, 05:06 AM

That was fuckin funny!

GFY is better than TV.

Herb Kornfield · 10-21-2003, 05:16 AM

Ross · 10-21-2003, 05:23 AM

Nice story. Where can I sign up for all the other parts?

chemicaleyes · 10-21-2003, 05:36 AM

Gemini · 10-21-2003, 05:55 AM

P'tooey, we have TWO mitre saws and TWO table saws! His n Hers!

Amp stay off the Mad Dawg and you'll come out of it.

stocktrader23 · 12-21-2003, 12:31 PM

Damn reruns.

ytcracker · 12-21-2003, 12:38 PM

this seems like only yesterday...*sob*

quiet · 12-21-2003, 12:38 PM

that was a classic

CDSmith · 12-21-2003, 12:40 PM

I totally missed this thread back then.

LMAO @ "silent ownage"

Eve · 12-21-2003, 01:08 PM

I love this thread.

Pad · 12-21-2003, 01:13 PM

I don't know.. I guess this thread is somewhat enjoyable... Send my thanks to the Chef with spare time on his h ands

DarkJedi · 12-21-2003, 01:33 PM

LMAO, that was out-fuckin-standing !!

Swanks · 12-21-2003, 02:11 PM

hahahaha

gotta love the reference remarks

candyflip · 12-21-2003, 02:15 PM

Nothing is more entertaining then the truth.

10-20-2003, 07:43 PM	#1
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	AMPUTATE YOUR EGO: Behind the Monitor How do you go from a drunken rage to an anti-depressant induced, carefree high in a few short days while keeping some dignity intact? Find out now on...... GFY: Behind The Monitor Everyone knows our resident board whore "Amputate Your Head". Here's an account of how the rest of us view this bi-polar weekend on GFY. Sat. October 18th ~ Amp as we call him to keep from typing a rediculously long name that sounds like a 12 year olds handle on X-box live starts a thread threatening to own several of his enemies and anyone else who wants to step up to the plate. He also jumps into a couple of other threads shaking his "iron fist" at anyone that dares cross him! While Amp sees this as "Releasing the fury" the rest of us are thinking "too much tequila and too little medication". Well a few of Amp's enemies and several bystanders start giving back what Amp is so eager to dish out. Through all this Amp remains relatively quiet? After a few hours of this "silent owning" Amp retires from the board to sleep (pass out). Sun. October 19th ~ People are still talking shit about Amp per his request but we don't see much of him. He only drops in a few threads to make comical statements and to say something about the cheese in Green Bay. He has proven a true master of the "silent ownage". Bruce Lee would be proud of this show of mind control! Mon. October 20th ~ Being the board whore that he is Amp must find a way to return with some dignity. That's when we get this beauty..... http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=188072 For those too lazy to look Amp posted a thread about his new miter saw and a story of home improvement that would make Tim Allen cum. This cam complete with a slideshow to prove Amp does in fact own a miter saw and his house does in fact have doors. This of course is hinted at in future threads "proving" that Amp cared nothing about the herd of GFY'ers that decided to bash him all weekend and was so busy he didn't even notice them. It's also further "proof" that everyone still talking about the mighty Amp after all this time are just jumping through his well placed hoops. Iron Amp proving he is the Jedi Master of this new "Silent Ownage" or deflated egomaniac covering his tracks with a story of sawdust and sweat? YOU DECIDE __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." Last edited by stocktrader23; 10-20-2003 at 07:46 PM..

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