AMPUTATE YOUR EGO: Behind the Monitor
 

How do you go from a drunken rage to an anti-depressant induced, carefree high in a few short days while keeping some dignity intact?

Find out now on...... GFY: Behind The Monitor


Everyone knows our resident board whore "Amputate Your Head". Here's an account of how the rest of us view this bi-polar weekend on GFY.

Sat. October 18th ~ Amp as we call him to keep from typing a rediculously long name that sounds like a 12 year olds handle on X-box live starts a thread threatening to own several of his enemies and anyone else who wants to step up to the plate. He also jumps into a couple of other threads shaking his "iron fist" at anyone that dares cross him! While Amp sees this as "Releasing the fury" the rest of us are thinking "too much tequila and too little medication". Well a few of Amp's enemies and several bystanders start giving back what Amp is so eager to dish out. Through all this Amp remains relatively quiet?

After a few hours of this "silent owning" Amp retires from the board to sleep (pass out).

Sun. October 19th ~ People are still talking shit about Amp per his request but we don't see much of him. He only drops in a few threads to make comical statements and to say something about the cheese in Green Bay. He has proven a true master of the "silent ownage". Bruce Lee would be proud of this show of mind control!

Mon. October 20th ~ Being the board whore that he is Amp must find a way to return with some dignity. That's when we get this beauty.....

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=188072

For those too lazy to look Amp posted a thread about his new miter saw and a story of home improvement that would make Tim Allen cum. This cam complete with a slideshow to prove Amp does in fact own a miter saw and his house does in fact have doors.

This of course is hinted at in future threads "proving" that Amp cared nothing about the herd of GFY'ers that decided to bash him all weekend and was so busy he didn't even notice them. It's also further "proof" that everyone still talking about the mighty Amp after all this time are just jumping through his well placed hoops.

Iron Amp proving he is the Jedi Master of this new "Silent Ownage" or deflated egomaniac covering his tracks with a story of sawdust and sweat?


YOU DECIDE

dude... that was awesome! :thumbsup

Dude.. thats just too fucking funny.

This is humorous, yet lame at the same time, haha. :winkwink:

:glugglug

next week's episode:
how to brag about online poker without looking like you're 7

it was. :thumbsup

And next month:



If KimmyKim likes me I must be a genius!

I wish it would have covered more than one weekend though... I deserve better for the 1st episode of GFY: Behind the Monitor. Hell, Ozzy got like 2 hours or something on VH1 didn't he?

I shit you not, the handle on my new fridge broke off this weekend. I should have gotten pictures...

I'm always shocked when people actually read threads around here.

fuck that was pretty funny.

Are you only here for the pictures? :glugglug

:sleep

You know, I don't think Lensman will fire you if you go against the grain just once. BE A REBEL!

We still don't know what happened to Cheshire...

Point taken.

cheshire is a myth

fuck if i could read i wouldnt need pictures

i just write my own stories depending on what the people in the banner are doing

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Classic...

And the stocktrader and 12clicks spanking exchange only hints at funny-ass future episodes of Behind The Monitor

There's a little cheshire in each and everyone of us. Eveybody wants to be a board whore..

:1orglaugh


I am the rebel that never took the job

hehehe...I was wating to see who would say something!
Classic shit...let me go to bed and see wheres this baby goes...

:glugglug

Stocktrader,

You are pretty funny. :)

Just saying what I'm sure a few of us are thinking.


A fucking miter saw? :1orglaugh

clone not amused.

:1orglaugh

Yea...she basically fell off the face of the earth...whatever happened to her?she was cool... :(

Yeah , she was pretty cool the time she called me a bitter old lady who cakes on her make-up:winkwink:

:1orglaugh Very entertaining :thumbsup

the role of Cheshire was played by a young aspiring actress by the name of Emily Glick. Emily left her role when she was accepted to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts where she is today furthering her education. It was decided after many days of debate at Adult.com headquarters not to recast the role of Cheshire.

'silent owning' :1orglaugh

that's a classic.

Not bad :)

lol

That was fuckin funny! :1orglaugh GFY is better than TV.

Nice story. Where can I sign up for all the other parts?


:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

P'tooey, we have TWO mitre saws and TWO table saws! His n Hers! :glugglug

Amp stay off the Mad Dawg and you'll come out of it. :1orglaugh

Damn reruns.

this seems like only yesterday...*sob*

that was a classic :glugglug

I totally missed this thread back then.

LMAO @ "silent ownage"



http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/bwahahahahaa.jpg

I love this thread.

I don't know.. I guess this thread is somewhat enjoyable... Send my thanks to the Chef with spare time on his h ands

LMAO, that was out-fuckin-standing !!


:1orglaugh

hahahaha

gotta love the reference remarks

Nothing is more entertaining then the truth.