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Old 10-20-2003, 07:43 PM  
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AMPUTATE YOUR EGO: Behind the Monitor

How do you go from a drunken rage to an anti-depressant induced, carefree high in a few short days while keeping some dignity intact?

Find out now on...... GFY: Behind The Monitor


Everyone knows our resident board whore "Amputate Your Head". Here's an account of how the rest of us view this bi-polar weekend on GFY.

Sat. October 18th ~ Amp as we call him to keep from typing a rediculously long name that sounds like a 12 year olds handle on X-box live starts a thread threatening to own several of his enemies and anyone else who wants to step up to the plate. He also jumps into a couple of other threads shaking his "iron fist" at anyone that dares cross him! While Amp sees this as "Releasing the fury" the rest of us are thinking "too much tequila and too little medication". Well a few of Amp's enemies and several bystanders start giving back what Amp is so eager to dish out. Through all this Amp remains relatively quiet?

After a few hours of this "silent owning" Amp retires from the board to sleep (pass out).

Sun. October 19th ~ People are still talking shit about Amp per his request but we don't see much of him. He only drops in a few threads to make comical statements and to say something about the cheese in Green Bay. He has proven a true master of the "silent ownage". Bruce Lee would be proud of this show of mind control!

Mon. October 20th ~ Being the board whore that he is Amp must find a way to return with some dignity. That's when we get this beauty.....

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=188072

For those too lazy to look Amp posted a thread about his new miter saw and a story of home improvement that would make Tim Allen cum. This cam complete with a slideshow to prove Amp does in fact own a miter saw and his house does in fact have doors.

This of course is hinted at in future threads "proving" that Amp cared nothing about the herd of GFY'ers that decided to bash him all weekend and was so busy he didn't even notice them. It's also further "proof" that everyone still talking about the mighty Amp after all this time are just jumping through his well placed hoops.

Iron Amp proving he is the Jedi Master of this new "Silent Ownage" or deflated egomaniac covering his tracks with a story of sawdust and sweat?


YOU DECIDE
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