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  • stocktrader23
    Let's do some business.
    • Jan 2003
    • 18781

    #1

    AMPUTATE YOUR EGO: Behind the Monitor

    How do you go from a drunken rage to an anti-depressant induced, carefree high in a few short days while keeping some dignity intact?

    Find out now on...... GFY: Behind The Monitor


    Everyone knows our resident board whore "Amputate Your Head". Here's an account of how the rest of us view this bi-polar weekend on GFY.

    Sat. October 18th ~ Amp as we call him to keep from typing a rediculously long name that sounds like a 12 year olds handle on X-box live starts a thread threatening to own several of his enemies and anyone else who wants to step up to the plate. He also jumps into a couple of other threads shaking his "iron fist" at anyone that dares cross him! While Amp sees this as "Releasing the fury" the rest of us are thinking "too much tequila and too little medication". Well a few of Amp's enemies and several bystanders start giving back what Amp is so eager to dish out. Through all this Amp remains relatively quiet?

    After a few hours of this "silent owning" Amp retires from the board to sleep (pass out).

    Sun. October 19th ~ People are still talking shit about Amp per his request but we don't see much of him. He only drops in a few threads to make comical statements and to say something about the cheese in Green Bay. He has proven a true master of the "silent ownage". Bruce Lee would be proud of this show of mind control!

    Mon. October 20th ~ Being the board whore that he is Amp must find a way to return with some dignity. That's when we get this beauty.....

    http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=188072

    For those too lazy to look Amp posted a thread about his new miter saw and a story of home improvement that would make Tim Allen cum. This cam complete with a slideshow to prove Amp does in fact own a miter saw and his house does in fact have doors.

    This of course is hinted at in future threads "proving" that Amp cared nothing about the herd of GFY'ers that decided to bash him all weekend and was so busy he didn't even notice them. It's also further "proof" that everyone still talking about the mighty Amp after all this time are just jumping through his well placed hoops.

    Iron Amp proving he is the Jedi Master of this new "Silent Ownage" or deflated egomaniac covering his tracks with a story of sawdust and sweat?


    YOU DECIDE
    Last edited by stocktrader23; 10-20-2003, 06:46 PM.


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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    dude... that was awesome!
    SIG TOO BIG

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    • mrthumbs
      salad tossing sig guy
      • Apr 2002
      • 11702

      #3
      Originally posted by stocktrader23
      a story of home improvement that would make Tim Allen proud.
      Dude.. thats just too fucking funny.

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      • Sly_RJ
        Live Hard - Die Hard
        • Feb 2002
        • 17042

        #4
        This is humorous, yet lame at the same time, haha.
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        • TDF
          Triple OG nigga on GFY
          • Mar 2002
          • 27296

          #5
          Sig heil

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          • 12clicks
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jan 2001
            • 19813

            #6
            next week's episode:
            how to brag about online poker without looking like you're 7
            I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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            • jimmyf
              OU812
              • Feb 2001
              • 12651

              #7
              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
              dude... that was awesome!
              it was.
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              • stocktrader23
                Let's do some business.
                • Jan 2003
                • 18781

                #8
                Originally posted by 12clicks
                next week's episode:
                how to brag about online poker without looking like you're 7

                And next month:



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                "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                  This is humorous, yet lame at the same time, haha.
                  I wish it would have covered more than one weekend though... I deserve better for the 1st episode of GFY: Behind the Monitor. Hell, Ozzy got like 2 hours or something on VH1 didn't he?
                  SIG TOO BIG

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                  • Sly_RJ
                    Live Hard - Die Hard
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 17042

                    #10
                    I shit you not, the handle on my new fridge broke off this weekend. I should have gotten pictures...
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                    • Interlude
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 1147

                      #11
                      I'm always shocked when people actually read threads around here.

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                      • quiet
                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 25115

                        #12
                        fuck that was pretty funny.
                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Interlude
                          I'm always shocked when people actually read threads around here.
                          Are you only here for the pictures?

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                          • Loryn
                            Super Connector
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 12853

                            #14
                            ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




                            RIP TD

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                            • stocktrader23
                              Let's do some business.
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 18781

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                              You know, I don't think Lensman will fire you if you go against the grain just once. BE A REBEL!


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                              "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                              • Sly_RJ
                                Live Hard - Die Hard
                                • Feb 2002
                                • 17042

                                #16
                                Originally posted by stocktrader23


                                You know, I don't think Lensman will fire you if you go against the grain just once. BE A REBEL!
                                We still don't know what happened to Cheshire...
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                                • stocktrader23
                                  Let's do some business.
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 18781

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                  We still don't know what happened to Cheshire...
                                  Point taken.


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                                  "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                                  • mrthumbs
                                    salad tossing sig guy
                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 11702

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                    We still don't know what happened to Cheshire...
                                    cheshire is a myth

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                                    • ytcracker
                                      stc is the greatest
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 12403

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by spunky1

                                      Are you only here for the pictures?
                                      fuck if i could read i wouldnt need pictures

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                                      • cluck
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                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 5248

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                        I shit you not, the handle on my new fridge broke off this weekend. I should have gotten pictures...
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                                        • gornyhuy
                                          Chafed.
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 18041

                                          #21
                                          Classic...

                                          And the stocktrader and 12clicks spanking exchange only hints at funny-ass future episodes of Behind The Monitor

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                                          • NoCarrier
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                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 16356

                                            #22
                                            There's a little cheshire in each and everyone of us. Eveybody wants to be a board whore..

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                                            • Honeyslut
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 6436

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by stocktrader23


                                              You know, I don't think Lensman will fire you if you go against the grain just once. BE A REBEL!



                                              I am the rebel that never took the job
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                                              • doober
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                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 6984

                                                #24
                                                hehehe...I was wating to see who would say something!
                                                Classic shit...let me go to bed and see wheres this baby goes...

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                                                • Honeyslut
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 6436

                                                  #25
                                                  Stocktrader,

                                                  You are pretty funny.
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                                                  • stocktrader23
                                                    Let's do some business.
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 18781

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Honeyslut
                                                    Stocktrader,

                                                    You are pretty funny.
                                                    Just saying what I'm sure a few of us are thinking.


                                                    A fucking miter saw?


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                                                    "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • May 2003
                                                      • 121

                                                      #27
                                                      clone not amused.

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                                                      • doober
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                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 6984

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                        clone not amused.

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                                                        • Spunky
                                                          I need a beer
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133978

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                                          We still don't know what happened to Cheshire...
                                                          Yea...she basically fell off the face of the earth...whatever happened to her?she was cool...

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                                                          • Honeyslut
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                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 6436

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by spunky1

                                                            Yea...she basically fell off the face of the earth...whatever happened to her?she was cool...
                                                            Yeah , she was pretty cool the time she called me a bitter old lady who cakes on her make-up
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                                                            • 404
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                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 1154

                                                              #31
                                                              http://wavcentral.com/cgi-bin/log/lo...lew/cnmeds.mp3
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                                                              • Paul
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                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 2637

                                                                #32
                                                                Very entertaining

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                                                                • Mutt
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 34431

                                                                  #33
                                                                  the role of Cheshire was played by a young aspiring actress by the name of Emily Glick. Emily left her role when she was accepted to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts where she is today furthering her education. It was decided after many days of debate at Adult.com headquarters not to recast the role of Cheshire.
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                                                                  • Mutt
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                    • 34431

                                                                    #34
                                                                    'silent owning'

                                                                    that's a classic.
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                                                                    • Shooter
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                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 2842

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Not bad

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                                                                      • Theo
                                                                        HAL 9000
                                                                        • May 2001
                                                                        • 34515

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by 12clicks
                                                                        next week's episode:
                                                                        how to brag about online poker without looking like you're 7
                                                                        lol

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                                                                        • Tuga
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                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 7678

                                                                          #37
                                                                          That was fuckin funny! GFY is better than TV.

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                                                                          • Herb Kornfield
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                                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                                            • 4996

                                                                            #38

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                                                                            • Ross
                                                                              Ik ben een aap
                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                              • 18874

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Nice story. Where can I sign up for all the other parts?


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                                                                              • chemicaleyes
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                                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                                • 11569

                                                                                #40
                                                                                No way as way, No limitation as limitation. AmeriNOC formally PhatServers

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                                                                                • Gemini
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                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 7183

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  P'tooey, we have TWO mitre saws and TWO table saws! His n Hers!

                                                                                  Amp stay off the Mad Dawg and you'll come out of it.
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                                                                                  • stocktrader23
                                                                                    Let's do some business.
                                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                                    • 18781

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Damn reruns.


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                                                                                    "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                                                                                    • ytcracker
                                                                                      stc is the greatest
                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                      • 12403

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      this seems like only yesterday...*sob*
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                                                                                      • quiet
                                                                                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                        • 25115

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        that was a classic
                                                                                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                                        • CDSmith
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                          • 51460

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I totally missed this thread back then.

                                                                                          LMAO @ "silent ownage"



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                                                                                          • Eve
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                                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                                            • 805

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I love this thread.
                                                                                            I'm waiting for the Mr Fushion Fleshlight so I can wank my way back to the future!

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                                                                                            • Pad
                                                                                              elephants dont swat flies
                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                              • 1262

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I don't know.. I guess this thread is somewhat enjoyable... Send my thanks to the Chef with spare time on his h ands

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                                                                                              • DarkJedi
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                                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                                • 28301

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                LMAO, that was out-fuckin-standing !!


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                                                                                                • Swanks
                                                                                                  Marketing Consultant
                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                  • 811

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  hahahaha

                                                                                                  gotta love the reference remarks
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                                                                                                  • candyflip
                                                                                                    Carpe Visio
                                                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                                                    • 43069

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Nothing is more entertaining then the truth.

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