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Oracle Porn · 10-19-2003, 04:28 PM

you say you work your ass off and they say that all you do is jerk off in front of the computer...
dont you just wanna punch those people?
every happened to you?

swedguy · 10-19-2003, 04:29 PM

But all I do is jerk off in front of the computer.

Chris · 10-19-2003, 04:29 PM

The few that really know exactly what i do sometimes say " oh you just look at porn " and when my brother comes over with his girlfriend and her friends and im working ( in my house in my living room ) they go oh look its the guy that all girls hate and blah blah i just wanna stab em

BRISK · 10-19-2003, 04:30 PM

You should punch those people. In fact, you should punch all people.

Turboface · 10-19-2003, 04:31 PM

You should see the expressionless faces I see when I tell people that I sell traffic. Even after explaining everything, they still have no idea what I do.

From now on, I'm telling people I am on Welfare.

Oracle Porn · 10-19-2003, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
The few that really know exactly what i do sometimes say " oh you just look at porn " and when my brother comes over with his girlfriend and her friends and im working ( in my house in my living room ) they go oh look its the guy that all girls hate and blah blah i just wanna stab em

you work from your parents' living room?

God I hope your joking...at least get a basement!

Yakuza · 10-19-2003, 04:46 PM

hmm.. when I tell them that I have about 20k monthly.. they wanna punch me

United · 10-19-2003, 04:49 PM

Only my family and my best friend know about my work

grogan · 10-19-2003, 04:54 PM

I run a search engine and an advertising company and am in the mortgage business.

RRRED · 10-19-2003, 04:56 PM

I want to punch all the $6.00 an hour working moms who think that since I'm always home I can watch their damn kids all summer long. They always say "Oh it must be so easy to be able to work from home" and they assume I'm fully available to be Mrs. Cleaver.

Herb Kornfield · 10-19-2003, 05:19 PM

Depending on the person I have a few responses.

1. Work in Computers - older folks / kids / idiots.

2. Internet services - Younger / hipper people

Usually trying to explain my gig to folks is a total waste of time since they have no idea of the internet to start with.

If the person is a savvy internet user... I just tell them Aduilt. They are usually pretty cool with that and want to know how to get in on the action for easy money. Then its telling them that there is no easy money in porn. There is TONS of work, TONS of reworking, experimenting with ideas and then, more work and maybe you will make some loot.

I'd much rather tell everyone...I am just a professional amateur.

Why · 10-19-2003, 05:20 PM

no, i was a computer geek before i found porn, they always thought i sat in dark rooms alone for other reasons.

but when i did get into porn shit they all wanted to see my porn stash.

doober · 10-19-2003, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Why
no, i was a computer geek before i found porn, they always thought i sat in dark rooms alone for other reasons.

but when i did get into porn shit they all wanted to see my porn stash.

i have huge stash, would take 3 yrs to watch it all

extreme · 10-19-2003, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by grogan
I run a search engine and an advertising company and am in the mortgage business.

.. and if they ask you for an url to check out your leet SE? ;)

~Ray · 10-19-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
The few that really know exactly what i do sometimes say " oh you just look at porn " and when my brother comes over with his girlfriend and her friends and im working ( in my house in my living room ) they go oh look its the guy that all girls hate and blah blah i just wanna stab em

Leave a few checks sitting around next time. They will look at you COMPLETELY different when one says...

Chris, here's a $2,500 check...and you say...Oh, just toss it in the drawer with the rest of 'em...

~Ray

BadBoyBill4281 · 10-19-2003, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by AdvertisingSex

Leave a few checks sitting around next time. They will look at you COMPLETELY different when one says...

Chris, here's a $2,500 check...and you say...Oh, just toss it in the drawer with the rest of 'em...

~Ray

i like this route

SlutFinder · 10-19-2003, 05:50 PM

Typical conversation..

Q: so what do you do then..?
A: oh I work on the Web...

Q: oh right! so what do you do eactly online..?
A: make money *fake giggle, and changes the subject and goes to the bar*

Adultnet · 10-19-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by SlutFinder
Typical conversation..

Q: so what do you do then..?
A: oh I work on the Web...

Q: oh right! so what do you do eactly online..?
A: make money *fake giggle, and changes the subject and goes to the bar*

GeXus · 10-19-2003, 05:57 PM

Id be more embarrased or self concience to say I am an employee making a low salary, then to say im self employed, make a good living, and work my own hours. Regardless of what industry.

grogan · 10-19-2003, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by extreme

.. and if they ask you for an url to check out your leet SE? ;)

then I tell it to them.

angelsofporn · 10-19-2003, 06:12 PM

ya..even my wife thinks i just hang out and laze around on the computer all day...while she does the REAL work...she dosent question the fact that we live in a million dollar home and own other properties as well (and the youngest home owner in the neigborhood by at least 10 years)...it all just comes from jerking off on the computer all day

Oracle Porn · 10-19-2003, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by angelsofporn
it all just comes from jerking off on the computer all day

thats always the case isn't it?

HEARTBREAKER · 10-19-2003, 10:16 PM

i tell them that i work for an IT company as Account Executive..

brand0n · 10-19-2003, 10:19 PM

im going to beat off

AaronM · 10-19-2003, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by Yakuza
hmm.. when I tell them that I have about 20k monthly.. they wanna punch me

20k monthly?

You are full of shit.

Why · 10-19-2003, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by GeXus
Id be more embarrased or self concience to say I am an employee making a low salary, then to say im self employed, make a good living, and work my own hours. Regardless of what industry.

100% agreed. anyone who makes thier own way in life has my respect.

AaronM · 10-19-2003, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by Why
100% agreed. anyone who makes thier own way in life has my respect.

Speaking of which....Where can I send this check for your mom?

Brad-Wishing · 10-19-2003, 10:32 PM

I tell them I work for a webdesign and programming company in the US.

They say "Oooh, you're one of those smart computer guys."

I'm like..... whatever. Just leave me alone for gods sake.

Yakuza · 10-19-2003, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

20k monthly?

You are full of shit.

hey! maybe now my biz is down.. and I should start all over again.. but year ago I have made real bucks.. please go fuck yourself.

OMG Shawn · 10-19-2003, 11:15 PM

I go for shock value and tell people I am a porn peddler.
Then I really shock them when I tell them my mother works
for me full time and she has not had a real job in 3 years!

Reak · 10-19-2003, 11:17 PM

I normally don't tell people about my job, They just think i'm a piss poor bitch because i'm siting all day behind my computer.

They should see my bank acccount

Yngwie · 10-19-2003, 11:37 PM

Everyone knows what Ido.. friends, family etc.. Many have said "you can't make money with that. you're wasting your time" but when i would laugh and show them checks then they'd get mad and jealous lol..

Of course most people I've told keep thinking I sell sex toys.. No matter how much I explain they just don't get it lol

Peter Romero · 10-19-2003, 11:39 PM

I tell em I'm the biggest whore they ever met... unless they're family, then I call myself an ACTOR!!!

AmeliaG · 10-20-2003, 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
you say you work your ass off and they say that all you do is jerk off in front of the computer...
dont you just wanna punch those people?
every happened to you?

I such a psycho workaholic that I don't think most people who had talked to me for thirty seconds or more would say that to me, but I would definitely want to punch anyone who did.

Nima · 10-20-2003, 12:50 AM

I say GO FUCK YOURSELF

Bladewire · 10-20-2003, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
I tell them I work for a webdesign and programming company in the US.

They say "Oooh, you're one of those smart computer guys."

I'm like..... whatever. Just leave me alone for gods sake.

DITTO ... exactly what I say.

I sometimes say I own a number of websites on the internet that generate income.

When they say.. " oh your house is so big and you have a tanning bed and pool... why 5 bedrooms for only two people?"

I break out laughing inside and keep a straight face while saying " I like the extra room in case I have guests come to visit "

HA HA HA

If they only knew how many wads were blown in the spot they were standing in he he he

Micah - Drizunk · 10-20-2003, 03:39 AM

I tell em straight up that Im a porn king usually for shock value.

I think this is the reason Im still single.....

10-19-2003, 04:28 PM	#1
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Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	You should see the expressionless faces I see when I tell people that I sell traffic. Even after explaining everything, they still have no idea what I do. From now on, I'm telling people I am on Welfare. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

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Yakuza Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 275	hmm.. when I tell them that I have about 20k monthly.. they wanna punch me

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grogan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 2,284	I run a search engine and an advertising company and am in the mortgage business.

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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	I want to punch all the $6.00 an hour working moms who think that since I'm always home I can watch their damn kids all summer long. They always say "Oh it must be so easy to be able to work from home" and they assume I'm fully available to be Mrs. Cleaver.

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Depending on the person I have a few responses. 1. Work in Computers - older folks / kids / idiots. 2. Internet services - Younger / hipper people Usually trying to explain my gig to folks is a total waste of time since they have no idea of the internet to start with. If the person is a savvy internet user... I just tell them Aduilt. They are usually pretty cool with that and want to know how to get in on the action for easy money. Then its telling them that there is no easy money in porn. There is TONS of work, TONS of reworking, experimenting with ideas and then, more work and maybe you will make some loot. I'd much rather tell everyone...I am just a professional amateur.

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Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	no, i was a computer geek before i found porn, they always thought i sat in dark rooms alone for other reasons. but when i did get into porn shit they all wanted to see my porn stash.

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SlutFinder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: UK Posts: 2,273	Typical conversation.. Q: so what do you do then..? A: oh I work on the Web... Q: oh right! so what do you do eactly online..? A: make money fake giggle, and changes the subject and goes to the bar __________________ Legit mailing and optin databases - Adult,Casino&Pharmacy. ICQ: 272-745-001 - EMail:[email protected] Adult payments allowed! on your site or between webmasters! www.YowCow.com

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GeXus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Yo Mommas Pussy Posts: 3,320	Id be more embarrased or self concience to say I am an employee making a low salary, then to say im self employed, make a good living, and work my own hours. Regardless of what industry. __________________

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angelsofporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: CA Posts: 3,218	ya..even my wife thinks i just hang out and laze around on the computer all day...while she does the REAL work...she dosent question the fact that we live in a million dollar home and own other properties as well (and the youngest home owner in the neigborhood by at least 10 years)...it all just comes from jerking off on the computer all day

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OMG Shawn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 224	I go for shock value and tell people I am a porn peddler. Then I really shock them when I tell them my mother works for me full time and she has not had a real job in 3 years! __________________ ~ OMG! ~ I wanna be a webmaster too!

10-19-2003, 11:17 PM	#31
Reak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 420Calendar.com Posts: 17,920	I normally don't tell people about my job, They just think i'm a piss poor bitch because i'm siting all day behind my computer. They should see my bank acccount

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Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	Everyone knows what Ido.. friends, family etc.. Many have said "you can't make money with that. you're wasting your time" but when i would laugh and show them checks then they'd get mad and jealous lol.. Of course most people I've told keep thinking I sell sex toys.. No matter how much I explain they just don't get it lol __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

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Micah - Drizunk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 759	I tell em straight up that Im a porn king usually for shock value. I think this is the reason Im still single..... __________________ Sig was always too big...