When you tell people about your job...
 

you say you work your ass off and they say that all you do is jerk off in front of the computer...
dont you just wanna punch those people?
every happened to you?

But all I do is jerk off in front of the computer.

The few that really know exactly what i do sometimes say " oh you just look at porn " and when my brother comes over with his girlfriend and her friends and im working ( in my house in my living room ) they go oh look its the guy that all girls hate and blah blah i just wanna stab em

You should punch those people. In fact, you should punch all people.

You should see the expressionless faces I see when I tell people that I sell traffic. Even after explaining everything, they still have no idea what I do.

From now on, I'm telling people I am on Welfare.

you work from your parents' living room?
:1orglaugh
God I hope your joking...at least get a basement!

hmm.. when I tell them that I have about 20k monthly.. they wanna punch me :Graucho

Only my family and my best friend know about my work :Graucho

I run a search engine and an advertising company and am in the mortgage business.

I want to punch all the $6.00 an hour working moms who think that since I'm always home I can watch their damn kids all summer long. They always say "Oh it must be so easy to be able to work from home" and they assume I'm fully available to be Mrs. Cleaver.

Depending on the person I have a few responses.

1. Work in Computers - older folks / kids / idiots.

2. Internet services - Younger / hipper people

Usually trying to explain my gig to folks is a total waste of time since they have no idea of the internet to start with.

If the person is a savvy internet user... I just tell them Aduilt. They are usually pretty cool with that and want to know how to get in on the action for easy money. Then its telling them that there is no easy money in porn. There is TONS of work, TONS of reworking, experimenting with ideas and then, more work and maybe you will make some loot.

I'd much rather tell everyone...I am just a professional amateur.

no, i was a computer geek before i found porn, they always thought i sat in dark rooms alone for other reasons.

but when i did get into porn shit they all wanted to see my porn stash.

i have huge stash, would take 3 yrs to watch it all


:helpme

.. and if they ask you for an url to check out your leet SE? ;)

Leave a few checks sitting around next time. They will look at you COMPLETELY different when one says...

Chris, here's a $2,500 check...and you say...Oh, just toss it in the drawer with the rest of 'em... :)

~Ray

i like this route

Typical conversation..

Q: so what do you do then..?
A: oh I work on the Web...

Q: oh right! so what do you do eactly online..?
A: make money *fake giggle, and changes the subject and goes to the bar*

:1orglaugh

Id be more embarrased or self concience to say I am an employee making a low salary, then to say im self employed, make a good living, and work my own hours. Regardless of what industry.

then I tell it to them.

ya..even my wife thinks i just hang out and laze around on the computer all day...while she does the REAL work...she dosent question the fact that we live in a million dollar home and own other properties as well (and the youngest home owner in the neigborhood by at least 10 years)...it all just comes from jerking off on the computer all day

thats always the case isn't it?

i tell them that i work for an IT company as Account Executive..:thumbsup

im going to beat off

20k monthly?

You are full of shit.

100% agreed. anyone who makes thier own way in life has my respect.

Speaking of which....Where can I send this check for your mom?

I tell them I work for a webdesign and programming company in the US.

They say "Oooh, you're one of those smart computer guys."

I'm like..... whatever. Just leave me alone for gods sake.

hey! maybe now my biz is down.. and I should start all over again.. but year ago I have made real bucks.. please go fuck yourself.

I go for shock value and tell people I am a porn peddler.
Then I really shock them when I tell them my mother works
for me full time and she has not had a real job in 3 years!
:)

I normally don't tell people about my job, They just think i'm a piss poor bitch because i'm siting all day behind my computer.

They should see my bank acccount :glugglug

Everyone knows what Ido.. friends, family etc.. Many have said "you can't make money with that. you're wasting your time" but when i would laugh and show them checks then they'd get mad and jealous lol..

Of course most people I've told keep thinking I sell sex toys.. No matter how much I explain they just don't get it lol

I tell em I'm the biggest whore they ever met... unless they're family, then I call myself an ACTOR!!!

I such a psycho workaholic that I don't think most people who had talked to me for thirty seconds or more would say that to me, but I would definitely want to punch anyone who did.

I say GO FUCK YOURSELF :321GFY

DITTO ... exactly what I say.

I sometimes say I own a number of websites on the internet that generate income.

When they say.. " oh your house is so big and you have a tanning bed and pool... why 5 bedrooms for only two people?"

I break out laughing inside and keep a straight face while saying " I like the extra room in case I have guests come to visit "

HA HA HA :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If they only knew how many wads were blown in the spot they were standing in he he he

I tell em straight up that Im a porn king usually for shock value.

I think this is the reason Im still single.....

:1orglaugh