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|  10-19-2003, 04:28 PM | #1 | 
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				When you tell people about your job...
			 you say you work your ass off and they say that all you do is jerk off in front of the computer... dont you just wanna punch those people? every happened to you? | 
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|  10-19-2003, 04:29 PM | #2 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2002 
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				 | But all I do is jerk off in front of the computer. | 
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|  10-19-2003, 04:29 PM | #3 | 
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				 | The few that really know exactly what i do sometimes say " oh you just look at porn " and when my brother comes over with his girlfriend and her friends and im working ( in my house in my living room ) they go oh look its the guy that all girls hate and blah blah i just wanna stab em 
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|  10-19-2003, 04:30 PM | #4 | 
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				 | You should punch those people.  In fact, you should punch all people. 
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|  10-19-2003, 04:31 PM | #5 | 
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				 | You should see the expressionless faces I see when I tell people that I sell traffic. Even after explaining everything, they still have no idea what I do. From now on, I'm telling people I am on Welfare. 
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|  10-19-2003, 04:31 PM | #6 | |
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   God I hope your joking...at least get a basement! | |
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|  10-19-2003, 04:46 PM | #7 | 
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				 | hmm.. when I tell them that I have about 20k monthly.. they wanna punch me   | 
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|  10-19-2003, 04:49 PM | #8 | 
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				 | Only my family and my best friend know about my work   
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|  10-19-2003, 04:54 PM | #9 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: CHICAGO 
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				 | I run a search engine and an advertising company and am in the mortgage business. | 
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|  10-19-2003, 04:56 PM | #10 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA 
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				 | I want to punch all the $6.00 an hour working moms who think that since I'm always home I can watch their damn kids all summer long. They always say "Oh it must be so easy to be able to work from home" and they assume I'm fully available to be Mrs. Cleaver. | 
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|  10-19-2003, 05:19 PM | #11 | 
| Is on the 1 Industry Role:  Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs 
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				 | Depending on the person I have a few responses.  1. Work in Computers - older folks / kids / idiots. 2. Internet services - Younger / hipper people Usually trying to explain my gig to folks is a total waste of time since they have no idea of the internet to start with. If the person is a savvy internet user... I just tell them Aduilt. They are usually pretty cool with that and want to know how to get in on the action for easy money. Then its telling them that there is no easy money in porn. There is TONS of work, TONS of reworking, experimenting with ideas and then, more work and maybe you will make some loot. I'd much rather tell everyone...I am just a professional amateur. | 
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|  10-19-2003, 05:20 PM | #12 | 
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				 | no, i was a computer geek before i found porn, they always thought i sat in dark rooms alone for other reasons. but when i did get into porn shit they all wanted to see my porn stash. | 
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|  10-19-2003, 05:29 PM | #13 | |
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|  10-19-2003, 05:34 PM | #14 | |
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|  10-19-2003, 05:35 PM | #15 | |
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|  10-19-2003, 05:48 PM | #16 | |
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|  10-19-2003, 05:50 PM | #17 | 
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				 | Typical conversation.. Q: so what do you do then..? A: oh I work on the Web... Q: oh right! so what do you do eactly online..? A: make money *fake giggle, and changes the subject and goes to the bar* 
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|  10-19-2003, 05:54 PM | #18 | |
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|  10-19-2003, 05:57 PM | #19 | 
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				 | Id be more embarrased or self concience to say I am an employee making a low salary, then to say im self employed, make a good living, and work my own hours. Regardless of what industry. 
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|  10-19-2003, 06:12 PM | #20 | |
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|  10-19-2003, 06:12 PM | #21 | 
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				 | ya..even my wife thinks i just hang out and laze around on the computer all day...while she does the REAL work...she dosent question the fact that we live in a million dollar home and own other properties as well (and the youngest home owner in the neigborhood by at least 10 years)...it all just comes from jerking off on the computer all day | 
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|  10-19-2003, 06:51 PM | #22 | |
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|  10-19-2003, 10:16 PM | #23 | 
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				 | i tell them that i work for an IT company as Account Executive..  
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|  10-19-2003, 10:19 PM | #24 | 
| been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city 
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				 | im going to beat off 
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|  10-19-2003, 10:19 PM | #25 | |
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 20k monthly? You are full of shit. | |
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|  10-19-2003, 10:21 PM | #26 | |
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|  10-19-2003, 10:23 PM | #27 | |
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|  10-19-2003, 10:32 PM | #28 | 
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				 | I tell them I work for a webdesign and programming company in the US. They say "Oooh, you're one of those smart computer guys." I'm like..... whatever. Just leave me alone for gods sake. 
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|  10-19-2003, 11:09 PM | #29 | |
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|  10-19-2003, 11:15 PM | #30 | 
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				 | I go for shock value and tell people I am a porn peddler. Then I really shock them when I tell them my mother works for me full time and she has not had a real job in 3 years!  
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|  10-19-2003, 11:17 PM | #31 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 420Calendar.com 
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				 | I normally don't tell people about my job, They just think i'm a piss poor bitch because i'm siting all day behind my computer. They should see my bank acccount  | 
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|  10-19-2003, 11:37 PM | #32 | 
| I am an Alien from space Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada 
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				 | Everyone knows what Ido.. friends, family etc.. Many have said "you can't make money with that. you're wasting your time" but when i would laugh and show them checks then they'd get mad and jealous lol..  Of course most people I've told keep thinking I sell sex toys.. No matter how much I explain they just don't get it lol 
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|  10-19-2003, 11:39 PM | #33 | 
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				 | I tell em I'm the biggest whore they ever met... unless they're family, then I call myself an ACTOR!!! | 
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|  10-20-2003, 12:14 AM | #34 | |
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 I such a psycho workaholic that I don't think most people who had talked to me for thirty seconds or more would say that to me, but I would definitely want to punch anyone who did. 
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|  10-20-2003, 12:50 AM | #35 | 
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				 | I say GO FUCK YOURSELF    | 
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|  10-20-2003, 01:46 AM | #36 | |
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 I sometimes say I own a number of websites on the internet that generate income. When they say.. " oh your house is so big and you have a tanning bed and pool... why 5 bedrooms for only two people?" I break out laughing inside and keep a straight face while saying " I like the extra room in case I have guests come to visit " HA HA HA       If they only knew how many wads were blown in the spot they were standing in he he he | |
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|  10-20-2003, 03:39 AM | #37 | 
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				 | I tell em straight up that Im a porn king usually for shock value. I think this is the reason Im still single.....  
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