Programmers: Want to work for Lightspeed? - GoFuckYourself.com

Rochard · 09-17-2003, 09:47 AM

Lightspeed Cash is currently looking to hire an in house PHP programmer to replace one of our current programers, who will be leaving us in the next few weeks. This position is for our Phoenix office only.

Qualifications are as follows:
- Must have intimate knowledge of PHP and Perl.
- Must be hard working and willing to work extra hours.
- Must have a wonderful sense of humor.
- Must not creep out the models.
- Must be able to handle working with Tanker seven days a week.

This is a rare opportunity to work for one of the few honest companies in the adult industry. If you are willing to work hard and enjoy having fun - and live in the Phoenix area - please submit your resume to me via email at rbuss at ls-media.com.

Thanks!

foe · 09-17-2003, 09:53 AM

I program php/mysql/c++/c among others, but cant move to pheonix.

teenjump · 09-17-2003, 10:01 AM

Need a java programmer?

AaronM · 09-17-2003, 10:02 AM

Damn! I knew I should not have skipped school the day they taught PHP.

FuqALot · 09-17-2003, 10:04 AM

Point #5 is undoable. Well, actually it's the location.

Thrawn$ · 09-17-2003, 10:06 AM

I dont program but i can take care of Tawnee

JD · 09-17-2003, 10:08 AM

I've got dibs on jordan.

YUM YUM

Rochard · 09-17-2003, 10:13 AM

Okay, I already got my first ICQ message asking if Lane was getting the boot. Hell no.

Lane has promised his soul to us, and has told me he will never ever leave Lightspeed Cash.......

NBDesign · 09-17-2003, 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by RocHard

Lane has promised his soul to us,

I knew there was something evil about you guys....

AaronM · 09-17-2003, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FuqALot
Point #5 is undoable. Well, actually it's the location.

Tanker's bedroom?

fnet · 09-17-2003, 10:22 AM

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Must not creep out the models.

you lost me right there

Rochard · 09-17-2003, 03:27 PM

Really looking for someone to work from our Phoenix office. Looks like we'll have to grab someone from mainstream.

Anyone else?

GTS Mark · 09-17-2003, 03:28 PM

Fuck I wish I knew PHP!

DH

Diceman · 09-17-2003, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
- Must not creep out the models.

lol

Tala · 09-17-2003, 06:09 PM

If I or my husband were programmers, we'd be all over it. However, I have no sense of humor and he'd creep out the models....or quite possibly Tanker.

Babaganoosh · 09-17-2003, 06:16 PM

Sweeet, looks like I am moving to Phoenix...awww fuck. Didn't read that I would have to work with Tanker. Nevermind

JSA Matt · 09-17-2003, 07:10 PM

This is a great opportunity for someone... if Jason&Alex weren't so good to me I would be all over this : )

SleazyDream · 09-17-2003, 07:11 PM

WARNING

many people have reported SEVER cases of pleasure overload after working for lightspeed.

tsplatter · 09-17-2003, 07:26 PM

What's the wage? Can the programmer afford an air-conditioned out-house?

Loch · 09-17-2003, 07:32 PM

You are NOT getting our programmer LMAO

Butrflied · 09-17-2003, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
This is a great opportunity for someone... if Jason&Alex weren't so good to me I would be all over this : )

I was thinking the same thing .. Great opportunity for other programmers out there .. the Hawgs are lucky I'm so happy here

(and I really am, love you guys!)

bigdog · 09-17-2003, 07:48 PM

just wondering what kind of salary does lightspeed pay it's programmers?

JSA Matt · 09-17-2003, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by bigdog
just wondering what kind of salary does lightspeed pay it's programmers?

Hopefully full access to the models : )

gornyhuy · 09-17-2003, 07:51 PM

Hey RocHard,
I'd be happy to do any outsource PHP work (or vb or java or flash or whatever creative tech) you need to fill the gaps, BUT as much as I'd love to be out there with the lightspeed crew and the models, I can't make the move...

hit me up if you are interested. And let me know when you are ready to go with the other tech stuff we talked about earlier this summer!

bryany · 09-17-2003, 08:33 PM

Back off!

Jordan is MINE!!!!!

Lane · 09-17-2003, 10:13 PM

bump
who's gonna be my new buddy?

Rictor · 09-17-2003, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
bump
who's gonna be my new buddy?

That wasn't in the job description.

Theo · 09-17-2003, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Okay, I already got my first ICQ message asking if Lane was getting the boot. Hell no.

Lane has promised his soul to us, and has told me he will never ever leave Lightspeed Cash.......

thank god

FabianC · 09-17-2003, 11:01 PM

Chaldoray · 09-19-2003, 02:49 PM

Rochard, add me on icq at 237842929

09-17-2003, 09:47 AM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 75,419	Programmers: Want to work for Lightspeed? Lightspeed Cash is currently looking to hire an in house PHP programmer to replace one of our current programers, who will be leaving us in the next few weeks. This position is for our Phoenix office only. Qualifications are as follows: - Must have intimate knowledge of PHP and Perl. - Must be hard working and willing to work extra hours. - Must have a wonderful sense of humor. - Must not creep out the models. - Must be able to handle working with Tanker seven days a week. This is a rare opportunity to work for one of the few honest companies in the adult industry. If you are willing to work hard and enjoy having fun - and live in the Phoenix area - please submit your resume to me via email at rbuss at ls-media.com. Thanks! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Last edited by Rochard; 09-17-2003 at 09:55 AM..

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09-17-2003, 10:13 AM	#8
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 75,419	Okay, I already got my first ICQ message asking if Lane was getting the boot. Hell no. Lane has promised his soul to us, and has told me he will never ever leave Lightspeed Cash....... __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders

09-17-2003, 03:27 PM	#12
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 75,419	Really looking for someone to work from our Phoenix office. Looks like we'll have to grab someone from mainstream. Anyone else? __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders

09-17-2003, 06:09 PM	#15
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	If I or my husband were programmers, we'd be all over it. However, I have no sense of humor and he'd creep out the models....or quite possibly Tanker. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

09-17-2003, 09:53 AM	#2
foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	I program php/mysql/c++/c among others, but cant move to pheonix.

09-17-2003, 10:01 AM	#3
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	Need a java programmer?

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AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,923	Damn! I knew I should not have skipped school the day they taught PHP.

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FuqALot Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Malibu Posts: 3,817	Point #5 is undoable. Well, actually it's the location.

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JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	I've got dibs on jordan. YUM YUM

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Fuck I wish I knew PHP! DH

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Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Sweeet, looks like I am moving to Phoenix...awww fuck. Didn't read that I would have to work with Tanker. Nevermind __________________ I like pie.

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JSA Matt So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 5,464	This is a great opportunity for someone... if Jason&Alex weren't so good to me I would be all over this : )

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SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	WARNING many people have reported SEVER cases of pleasure overload after working for lightspeed. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

09-17-2003, 07:26 PM	#19
tsplatter Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 15	What's the wage? Can the programmer afford an air-conditioned out-house?

09-17-2003, 07:32 PM	#20
Loch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,674	You are NOT getting our programmer LMAO __________________ Contact us for Beta store access (4000 HD/SD productions) - Editing - Encoding/Post production ICQ - 277 862 930 E-mail casper /@/ cool-content.com

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bigdog Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,964	just wondering what kind of salary does lightspeed pay it's programmers?

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gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Hey RocHard, I'd be happy to do any outsource PHP work (or vb or java or flash or whatever creative tech) you need to fill the gaps, BUT as much as I'd love to be out there with the lightspeed crew and the models, I can't make the move... hit me up if you are interested. And let me know when you are ready to go with the other tech stuff we talked about earlier this summer! __________________ icq:159548293

09-17-2003, 08:33 PM	#25
bryany Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 2,037	Back off! Jordan is MINE!!!!! __________________ ya ya, I'll fill this in later...

09-17-2003, 10:13 PM	#26
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	bump who's gonna be my new buddy? __________________

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Chaldoray Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,868	Rochard, add me on icq at 237842929