Programmers: Want to work for Lightspeed?

[Rochard]

Lightspeed Cash is currently looking to hire an in house PHP programmer to replace one of our current programers, who will be leaving us in the next few weeks. This position is for our Phoenix office only.

Qualifications are as follows:
- Must have intimate knowledge of PHP and Perl.
- Must be hard working and willing to work extra hours.
- Must have a wonderful sense of humor.
- Must not creep out the models.
- Must be able to handle working with Tanker seven days a week.

This is a rare opportunity to work for one of the few honest companies in the adult industry. If you are willing to work hard and enjoy having fun - and live in the Phoenix area - please submit your resume to me via email at rbuss at ls-media.com.

Thanks!

[foe]

I program php/mysql/c++/c among others, but cant move to pheonix.

[teenjump]

Need a java programmer?

[AaronM]

Damn! I knew I should not have skipped school the day they taught PHP.

[FuqALot]

Point #5 is undoable. Well, actually it's the location.

[Thrawn$]

I dont program but i can take care of Tawnee

[JD]

I've got dibs on jordan.

YUM YUM

[Rochard]

Okay, I already got my first ICQ message asking if Lane was getting the boot. Hell no.

Lane has promised his soul to us, and has told me he will never ever leave Lightspeed Cash.......

[NBDesign]

Originally posted by RocHard

Lane has promised his soul to us,

I knew there was something evil about you guys....

[AaronM]

Originally posted by FuqALot
Point #5 is undoable. Well, actually it's the location.

Tanker's bedroom?

[fnet]

Must not creep out the models.

you lost me right there

[Rochard]

Really looking for someone to work from our Phoenix office. Looks like we'll have to grab someone from mainstream.

Anyone else?

[GTS Mark]

Fuck I wish I knew PHP!

DH

[Diceman]

Originally posted by RocHard
- Must not creep out the models.

lol

[Tala]

If I or my husband were programmers, we'd be all over it. However, I have no sense of humor and he'd creep out the models....or quite possibly Tanker.

[Babaganoosh]

Sweeet, looks like I am moving to Phoenix...awww fuck. Didn't read that I would have to work with Tanker. Nevermind

[JSA Matt]

This is a great opportunity for someone... if Jason&Alex weren't so good to me I would be all over this : )

[SleazyDream]

WARNING

many people have reported SEVER cases of pleasure overload after working for lightspeed.

[tsplatter]

What's the wage? Can the programmer afford an air-conditioned out-house?

[Loch]

You are NOT getting our programmer LMAO

[Butrflied]

Originally posted by JSA Matt
This is a great opportunity for someone... if Jason&Alex weren't so good to me I would be all over this : )

I was thinking the same thing .. Great opportunity for other programmers out there .. the Hawgs are lucky I'm so happy here (and I really am, love you guys!)

[bigdog]

just wondering what kind of salary does lightspeed pay it's programmers?

[JSA Matt]

Originally posted by bigdog
just wondering what kind of salary does lightspeed pay it's programmers?

Hopefully full access to the models : )

[gornyhuy]

Hey RocHard,
I'd be happy to do any outsource PHP work (or vb or java or flash or whatever creative tech) you need to fill the gaps, BUT as much as I'd love to be out there with the lightspeed crew and the models, I can't make the move...

hit me up if you are interested. And let me know when you are ready to go with the other tech stuff we talked about earlier this summer!

[bryany]

Back off!

Jordan is MINE!!!!!

[Lane]

bump
who's gonna be my new buddy?

[Rictor]

Originally posted by Lane
bump
who's gonna be my new buddy?

That wasn't in the job description.

[Theo]

Originally posted by RocHard
Okay, I already got my first ICQ message asking if Lane was getting the boot. Hell no.

Lane has promised his soul to us, and has told me he will never ever leave Lightspeed Cash.......

thank god

[FabianC]

[Chaldoray]

Rochard, add me on icq at 237842929