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Rochard 09-17-2003 09:47 AM

Programmers: Want to work for Lightspeed?
 
Lightspeed Cash is currently looking to hire an in house PHP programmer to replace one of our current programers, who will be leaving us in the next few weeks. This position is for our Phoenix office only.

Qualifications are as follows:
- Must have intimate knowledge of PHP and Perl.
- Must be hard working and willing to work extra hours.
- Must have a wonderful sense of humor.
- Must not creep out the models.
- Must be able to handle working with Tanker seven days a week.

This is a rare opportunity to work for one of the few honest companies in the adult industry. If you are willing to work hard and enjoy having fun - and live in the Phoenix area - please submit your resume to me via email at rbuss at ls-media.com.

Thanks!

foe 09-17-2003 09:53 AM

I program php/mysql/c++/c among others, but cant move to pheonix.

teenjump 09-17-2003 10:01 AM

Need a java programmer? :)

AaronM 09-17-2003 10:02 AM

Damn! I knew I should not have skipped school the day they taught PHP. :(

FuqALot 09-17-2003 10:04 AM

Point #5 is undoable. Well, actually it's the location.

Thrawn$ 09-17-2003 10:06 AM

I dont program but i can take care of Tawnee :Graucho

JD 09-17-2003 10:08 AM

I've got dibs on jordan.

YUM YUM

Rochard 09-17-2003 10:13 AM

Okay, I already got my first ICQ message asking if Lane was getting the boot. Hell no.

Lane has promised his soul to us, and has told me he will never ever leave Lightspeed Cash.......

NBDesign 09-17-2003 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard

Lane has promised his soul to us,

I knew there was something evil about you guys.... :1orglaugh

AaronM 09-17-2003 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FuqALot
Point #5 is undoable. Well, actually it's the location.
Tanker's bedroom?

fnet 09-17-2003 10:22 AM

Quote:

Must not creep out the models.
you lost me right there

Rochard 09-17-2003 03:27 PM

Really looking for someone to work from our Phoenix office. Looks like we'll have to grab someone from mainstream.

Anyone else?

GTS Mark 09-17-2003 03:28 PM

Fuck I wish I knew PHP!

DH

Diceman 09-17-2003 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
- Must not creep out the models.

lol

Tala 09-17-2003 06:09 PM

If I or my husband were programmers, we'd be all over it. However, I have no sense of humor and he'd creep out the models....or quite possibly Tanker. :glugglug

Babaganoosh 09-17-2003 06:16 PM

Sweeet, looks like I am moving to Phoenix...awww fuck. Didn't read that I would have to work with Tanker. Nevermind :(

JSA Matt 09-17-2003 07:10 PM

This is a great opportunity for someone... if Jason&Alex weren't so good to me I would be all over this : ) :thumbsup

SleazyDream 09-17-2003 07:11 PM

WARNING

many people have reported SEVER cases of pleasure overload after working for lightspeed.

tsplatter 09-17-2003 07:26 PM

What's the wage? Can the programmer afford an air-conditioned out-house?

Loch 09-17-2003 07:32 PM

You are NOT getting our programmer LMAO :winkwink:

Butrflied 09-17-2003 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
This is a great opportunity for someone... if Jason&Alex weren't so good to me I would be all over this : ) :thumbsup
I was thinking the same thing .. Great opportunity for other programmers out there .. the Hawgs are lucky I'm so happy here :) (and I really am, love you guys!) :winkwink:

bigdog 09-17-2003 07:48 PM

just wondering what kind of salary does lightspeed pay it's programmers?

JSA Matt 09-17-2003 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigdog
just wondering what kind of salary does lightspeed pay it's programmers?
Hopefully full access to the models : )

gornyhuy 09-17-2003 07:51 PM

Hey RocHard,
I'd be happy to do any outsource PHP work (or vb or java or flash or whatever creative tech) you need to fill the gaps, BUT as much as I'd love to be out there with the lightspeed crew and the models, I can't make the move...

hit me up if you are interested. And let me know when you are ready to go with the other tech stuff we talked about earlier this summer!

bryany 09-17-2003 08:33 PM

Back off!

Jordan is MINE!!!!! :ak47:

Lane 09-17-2003 10:13 PM

bump
who's gonna be my new buddy?

Rictor 09-17-2003 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
bump
who's gonna be my new buddy?

That wasn't in the job description.

Theo 09-17-2003 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Okay, I already got my first ICQ message asking if Lane was getting the boot. Hell no.

Lane has promised his soul to us, and has told me he will never ever leave Lightspeed Cash.......


thank god

:thumbsup

FabianC 09-17-2003 11:01 PM

:eek7

Chaldoray 09-19-2003 02:49 PM

Rochard, add me on icq at 237842929


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