What is the worst (physical) pain you have ever felt? - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 08-15-2003, 01:53 PM

Me = extensive migraine, feels like a fucking psychic brain assault

Jakke PNG · 08-15-2003, 01:54 PM

I have to say toothache.

Taking a tattoo didn't feel pleasant either, but since it's 'voluntary' it didn't feel that bad. I HATE HATE HATE toothache.

X3_Born · 08-15-2003, 01:55 PM

Lower Back Pain!!! Hurts to move any muscle in your body!

RATBOY · 08-15-2003, 02:00 PM

Ok, this is gross, but hey. You asked.

Involuntary Esophogeal spasm. My esophogus spasmed and was pulling my stomach into my chest. I thought I was going to die. It kinda felt like my guts were exploding from the inside.

Beastiepoo · 08-15-2003, 02:00 PM

Childbirth closely followed by tattooing. Different kinds of pain, both very very unpleasant. Both have their upsides though.

Amputate Your Head · 08-15-2003, 02:01 PM

shoving that bowling pin in my ass last week

twistyneck · 08-15-2003, 02:01 PM

Kidney stone. Fuck. Can't even stand to think about it.

loverboy · 08-15-2003, 02:02 PM

back ache

Chris · 08-15-2003, 02:02 PM

when you get that pain in your body where ever and your musles tighten up and it hurts so FOOKIN Bad i get it in my legs all the time ,, doctors told me it is lack of dairy ... :-/

StupidNewbie · 08-15-2003, 02:03 PM

when I was 13 I stabbed my eye with a shishkabob stick

BoNgHiTtA · 08-15-2003, 02:04 PM

Reading this thread

But before that, it was looking at the dick in the ass post on the ^^ thread.

Oh yeah, and whatever JuicyLinks Posts is a close 3rd. Most of these pains are in my ass or gouch, depending on the poster

spooky181 · 08-15-2003, 02:04 PM

I've had broken bones, open heart surgery, tatoo's but by far the worst pain i've had was a boil that I had on my butt. Without anastheatic the nurse had to cut it open and then scrape out all the puss with a scraper.

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hyper · 08-15-2003, 02:07 PM

i broke 6 fingers in a paper guillotine knife
.. that fuckin hurt

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-15-2003, 02:09 PM

10 lb baby with a 15 inch head stuck in my pelvis for way too many hours... narcane didnt phase the pain....if i would have had a knife i would have cut him out right then and there...

angeleyes · 08-15-2003, 02:10 PM

Idiopathic Pancreatitis when I was 10. I've had car wrecks, severed tendons, broken bones, etc since that but the pain from that incident sticks in my head like it was yesterday.

On Morphine for a few weeks.......don't remember much.

RATBOY · 08-15-2003, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
10 lb baby with a 15 inch head stuck in my pelvis for way too many hours... narcane didnt phase the pain....if i would have had a knife i would have cut him out right then and there...

I don't know why I always play, I NEVER win this game. LOL.

Bryan Havoc · 08-15-2003, 02:11 PM

i get migraines every day. They suck.

clubsexy · 08-15-2003, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by apx_bryan
i get migraines every day. They suck.

I do too... maybe too much GFY?

PornDaddy · 08-15-2003, 02:13 PM

Kneeboarding doing a flip I landed on my board sideways.
Nut's got pinched, I almost drowned.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-15-2003, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by RATBOY

I don't know why I always play, I NEVER win this game. LOL.

I really thought i was the expert at that game..but i quit playing after that one..

Beastiepoo · 08-15-2003, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
10 lb baby with a 15 inch head stuck in my pelvis for way too many hours... narcane didnt phase the pain....if i would have had a knife i would have cut him out right then and there...

Yeowch! My baby girl was only 8 lbs but if felt like a fucking lot more than that!

Herb Kornfield · 08-15-2003, 02:19 PM

I had to once get Root Canal and the nerve was so buried in the tooth that I had about 6 hits of novacane.

well, the cane was wearing off, the dentist places his leg on teh chair to brace himself and YANKED the root out

I literally saw deep purple, blue and black shapes / stars / circles when he yanked it out. it was the most intense pain I have had flat out.

Hurts to think about it, lol......and it was 5 years ago

Loryn · 08-15-2003, 02:21 PM

A kidney Infection. I was in the hospital for 3 weeks and could only lie on my left side the whole time because of the pain. My kidney was back washing into my system. I was literally being poisoned to death. It has happened twice in my life, once when I was 6 and once when I was 17. The doctors have no idea why.
IT WAS HORRIABLE.

MattK · 08-15-2003, 02:22 PM

When I was ten I was playing basketball and got kicked in the mouth, almost bit off my tongue. That hurt a lot.

grogan · 08-15-2003, 02:24 PM

Fell off my bike onto a buncha gravel on the street (neighborhood was under construction) the day before 6th grade started.

Landed on my left knee, drove some of that gravel straight in at my kneecap and tore off a huge hunk of skin (i still have purple nerveless skin there) Needless to say, the kneecap was hurtin like a motherfucker. No permanent knee problems though

IMHO everyone should get some kinda gash that requires at least 5 stitches within their lifetime, ive had several.

easyfun · 08-15-2003, 02:25 PM

Ripping my knee cap out playing football - It also made the cartledge look like 20 open toilet seats -

My club gave me a fantastic pension and the insurance set me up for life - But I'll never forget the pain.

The Dawg · 08-15-2003, 02:25 PM

Dislocated shoulder (Twice) playing basketball.

The last time, they had me in the ER for 2 hours before they reset it.

Never again!

Turf · 08-15-2003, 02:26 PM

dislocated hip... nothing i have ever tried best that or comes near to it...

easyfun · 08-15-2003, 02:28 PM

Quote:

A kidney Infection. I was in the hospital for 3 weeks and could only lie on my left side the whole time because of the pain. My kidney was back washing into my system. I was literally being poisoned to death. It has happened twice in my life, once when I was 6 and once when I was 17. The doctors have no idea why.

My boy had that from birth - He had an operation when he was 6 months old and all seems well now.

Beastiepoo · 08-15-2003, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by easyfun
Ripping my knee cap out playing football - It also made the cartledge look like 20 open toilet seats -

My club gave me a fantastic pension and the insurance set me up for life - But I'll never forget the pain.

Hey, haven't seen you post since the UK Webmaster do, hope you are well!

Be careful though, they'll think you mean the brown bumpy thing shaped like a rugby ball, rather than a proper football.

JohnW · 08-15-2003, 02:48 PM

Snapped my achilles tendon in my left leg runing the 3rd leg of the 4 x 100 in HS. Inside lane, stepped wrong, foot rolled over the track edge, spikes got caught in the webbing under the grass, tendon snapped and rolled up inside my leg almost all the way to the back of my knee.

It's kinda funny to see the top of your foot be able to touch your shin when fall down after trying to get up and "walk it off"...ouch.

Loryn · 08-15-2003, 02:50 PM

When I was 12 I climbed up this wood box that was about 25 feet high and jumped down. Before I hit the ground I stopped. I was very confused on why my feet were not touching the ground. I looked up saw that a nail was stuck in my arm suspending me in mid air. I had to kick my legs to get enough momentum to unhook myself. It took two tries. I hit the ground running!

gregtx · 08-15-2003, 02:53 PM

tie between..

gettting a cavity filled with no anesthesia

and

getting ran over by a CJ-7 at pikefest in college

angeleyes · 08-15-2003, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by machinegunkelly
getting my nipples peirced .
you see black and turn green .

SexxxyChat-T · 08-15-2003, 02:56 PM

I impaled myself playing hockey... I was cruising along the boards and was going to dig the puck out and my stick got stuck in a crack between the boards and I ran full steam right into it.

Ripped a hole through my belly... I was pretty tore up, the worst part was the "punched in the gut" out of breathness as I pulled the hockey stick out of me... that was fucking awful

SCJason · 08-15-2003, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
shoving that bowling pin in my ass last week

That'll do it !!!

LeeNoga · 08-15-2003, 03:04 PM

13 abdominal operations, and waking up too soon in the operating table in 1980 but could not tell them anything due to paralyzing drugs to vocal cards and being intubated.

Ever screamed thru your eyeballs?

TheGoldenChild · 08-15-2003, 03:06 PM

Back Spasms

oh and a fractured/bruised tailbone

Theo · 08-15-2003, 03:10 PM

feel no pain

ouch,i broke a nail!

[Labret] · 08-15-2003, 03:12 PM

Toothache I had when tooth broke and a nerve was exposed.

Make a grown man cry real quick.

pornguy · 08-15-2003, 03:12 PM

Broke my left femur in a motorcycle crash.

I hit a toyota. OHH what a feeling.

cash69 · 08-15-2003, 03:12 PM

when it hurts really bad you don't feel it for long.. i broke my arm and my bone was sticking out and shit.. i got up to walk back to my house and i just passed out on the street and woke up in a hospital

Sarah_Jayne · 08-15-2003, 03:12 PM

before and after the surgery for my nearly burst appendix.

However, the sharpest pain has to be a urinary tract infection. I am sure a few women are with me on this one.

Angry American · 08-15-2003, 03:18 PM

The hockey stick story was pretty intense! But waking up on the operating table!! That's some Wes Craven Stephen King shit right there!

snowpimp · 08-15-2003, 03:30 PM

Motorcycle accident at 45 MPH, over 4 feet of road rash on my arms, hands, legs and stomach, but fortunately no broken bones.

Cleaning out the pavement out of those wounds fucking hurt like hell once the adrenaline wore off.

Some of my friends started calling me SCAR after that nasty spill....but fortunately most of the scars have faded by now so the nickname faded away also.

Rick Latona · 08-15-2003, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
Kidney stone. Fuck. Can't even stand to think about it.

I've had three. God's revenge.

msthumbs · 08-15-2003, 03:38 PM

When a dog bit me in my face. Getting the stitches out was scary too.

jayeff · 08-15-2003, 03:45 PM

I have had the "usual" experiences of road accidents, toothache, etc., but nothing comes even close to a bad angina attack.

There's no description to do the pain justice: the best I can manage is that it's like having your whole chest held tightly in a vice. It almost paralyzes you because the very slightest movement has an effect like someone spinning the bar on the vice to tighten it more.

Fortunately nitro-gylcerin spray works like a miracle and a few minutes after you have put some under your tongue you are just left with a bad headache.

SykkBoy · 08-15-2003, 03:57 PM

after they found I had cancerous tissue in my colon and they had to ram a laser up my ass to burn off the polyps (no anesthesia, wide awake through it all)

the time I was shaving my balls and slipped in the shower and cut my scrotum

one time I was eating an extrememly spicy chicken wing (we're talking native thai level spice) and I took a bite and a piece of the skin somehow flipped up and lodged under my eyelid..I'm surprised it didn't permenantly blind me...

One time I was making up a batch of habenero hot sauce (slicing up raw habeneros) and I wasn't wearing my surgical gloves and and didn't wash my hands good enough and went to take a piss...my dick itched a bit, so I scratched..and I swear my pisshole almost closed up, it burned so bad I was crying like a bitch with a skinned knee...nothing more pathetic than a man standing at a piss stall with tears streaming down his face begging to some unseen deity for a quick death

my life is full of pain......

I won't even get into the time I was dressed as a party clown and got hit in the nuts by a kid in a blindfold aiming for a pinata.....

KRL · 08-15-2003, 04:00 PM

Broke my wrist bones and one was even sticking out. From a sledding accident where I hit a tree as a kid.

Its hard to describe what a broken bone feels like but its about intense as you can get, except for burns probably.

08-15-2003, 01:53 PM	#1
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	What is the worst (physical) pain you have ever felt? Me = extensive migraine, feels like a fucking psychic brain assault

08-15-2003, 01:54 PM	#2
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I have to say toothache. Taking a tattoo didn't feel pleasant either, but since it's 'voluntary' it didn't feel that bad. I HATE HATE HATE toothache. __________________ ..and I'm off.

08-15-2003, 02:00 PM	#5
Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	Childbirth closely followed by tattooing. Different kinds of pain, both very very unpleasant. Both have their upsides though. __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

08-15-2003, 02:01 PM	#6
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	shoving that bowling pin in my ass last week __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	when you get that pain in your body where ever and your musles tighten up and it hurts so FOOKIN Bad i get it in my legs all the time ,, doctors told me it is lack of dairy ... :-/ __________________ [email protected]

08-15-2003, 01:55 PM	#3
X3_Born Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 52	Lower Back Pain!!! Hurts to move any muscle in your body!

08-15-2003, 02:00 PM	#4
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	Ok, this is gross, but hey. You asked. Involuntary Esophogeal spasm. My esophogus spasmed and was pulling my stomach into my chest. I thought I was going to die. It kinda felt like my guts were exploding from the inside.

08-15-2003, 02:01 PM	#7
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Kidney stone. Fuck. Can't even stand to think about it.

08-15-2003, 02:02 PM	#8
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	back ache

08-15-2003, 02:03 PM	#10
StupidNewbie Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 864	when I was 13 I stabbed my eye with a shishkabob stick

08-15-2003, 02:04 PM	#11
BoNgHiTtA Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,176	Reading this thread But before that, it was looking at the dick in the ass post on the ^^ thread. Oh yeah, and whatever JuicyLinks Posts is a close 3rd. Most of these pains are in my ass or gouch, depending on the poster __________________ Wanna see how Adult Site Traffic Scammed me? Click Here:

08-15-2003, 02:04 PM	#12
spooky181 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: back of beyond Posts: 2,951	I've had broken bones, open heart surgery, tatoo's but by far the worst pain i've had was a boil that I had on my butt. Without anastheatic the nurse had to cut it open and then scrape out all the puss with a scraper. Spooky www.CheatingXXXWife.com/extremecash/index.html

08-15-2003, 02:07 PM	#13
hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	i broke 6 fingers in a paper guillotine knife .. that fuckin hurt __________________

08-15-2003, 02:09 PM	#14
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	10 lb baby with a 15 inch head stuck in my pelvis for way too many hours... narcane didnt phase the pain....if i would have had a knife i would have cut him out right then and there...

08-15-2003, 02:10 PM	#15
angeleyes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wandering around FL using random Wireless Connections Posts: 3,584	Idiopathic Pancreatitis when I was 10. I've had car wrecks, severed tendons, broken bones, etc since that but the pain from that incident sticks in my head like it was yesterday. On Morphine for a few weeks.......don't remember much. __________________ Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.

08-15-2003, 02:11 PM	#17
Bryan Havoc Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 784	i get migraines every day. They suck. __________________ Bryan Havoc // ICQ - 165029472 [email protected] FreePaysiteCash.com

08-15-2003, 02:13 PM	#19
PornDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 354	Kneeboarding doing a flip I landed on my board sideways. Nut's got pinched, I almost drowned.

08-15-2003, 02:19 PM	#22
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	I had to once get Root Canal and the nerve was so buried in the tooth that I had about 6 hits of novacane. well, the cane was wearing off, the dentist places his leg on teh chair to brace himself and YANKED the root out I literally saw deep purple, blue and black shapes / stars / circles when he yanked it out. it was the most intense pain I have had flat out. Hurts to think about it, lol......and it was 5 years ago

08-15-2003, 02:21 PM	#23
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	A kidney Infection. I was in the hospital for 3 weeks and could only lie on my left side the whole time because of the pain. My kidney was back washing into my system. I was literally being poisoned to death. It has happened twice in my life, once when I was 6 and once when I was 17. The doctors have no idea why. IT WAS HORRIABLE. __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

08-15-2003, 02:22 PM	#24
MattK Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 492	When I was ten I was playing basketball and got kicked in the mouth, almost bit off my tongue. That hurt a lot.

08-15-2003, 02:24 PM	#25
grogan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 2,284	Fell off my bike onto a buncha gravel on the street (neighborhood was under construction) the day before 6th grade started. Landed on my left knee, drove some of that gravel straight in at my kneecap and tore off a huge hunk of skin (i still have purple nerveless skin there) Needless to say, the kneecap was hurtin like a motherfucker. No permanent knee problems though IMHO everyone should get some kinda gash that requires at least 5 stitches within their lifetime, ive had several.

08-15-2003, 02:25 PM	#26
easyfun Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 731	Ripping my knee cap out playing football - It also made the cartledge look like 20 open toilet seats - My club gave me a fantastic pension and the insurance set me up for life - But I'll never forget the pain. __________________ <p><embed width="120" height="60" src="http://www.harlotcash.com/harlot_3.swf"><br> </p>

08-15-2003, 02:25 PM	#27
The Dawg Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Of Bliss Posts: 2,438	Dislocated shoulder (Twice) playing basketball. The last time, they had me in the ER for 2 hours before they reset it. Never again!

08-15-2003, 02:26 PM	#28
Turf Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: ICQ: 64644691 Posts: 1,865	dislocated hip... nothing i have ever tried best that or comes near to it... __________________ Daddy Strokes - mature men stroking their meat Mature Gay Movies - mature men fucking everyone! Pleasing Daddy - young girls fucking mature men Looking for submitter accounts for older men niche content (both gay and straight) so hit me up if you run a tube and offer submitter accounts for paysites.

08-15-2003, 02:48 PM	#31
JohnW Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: under your bed Posts: 642	Snapped my achilles tendon in my left leg runing the 3rd leg of the 4 x 100 in HS. Inside lane, stepped wrong, foot rolled over the track edge, spikes got caught in the webbing under the grass, tendon snapped and rolled up inside my leg almost all the way to the back of my knee. It's kinda funny to see the top of your foot be able to touch your shin when fall down after trying to get up and "walk it off"...ouch.

08-15-2003, 02:50 PM	#32
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	When I was 12 I climbed up this wood box that was about 25 feet high and jumped down. Before I hit the ground I stopped. I was very confused on why my feet were not touching the ground. I looked up saw that a nail was stuck in my arm suspending me in mid air. I had to kick my legs to get enough momentum to unhook myself. It took two tries. I hit the ground running! __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

08-15-2003, 02:53 PM	#33
gregtx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,929	tie between.. gettting a cavity filled with no anesthesia and getting ran over by a CJ-7 at pikefest in college __________________ Processing Partners http://www.processingpartners.com

08-15-2003, 02:56 PM	#35
SexxxyChat-T Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 697	I impaled myself playing hockey... I was cruising along the boards and was going to dig the puck out and my stick got stuck in a crack between the boards and I ran full steam right into it. Ripped a hole through my belly... I was pretty tore up, the worst part was the "punched in the gut" out of breathness as I pulled the hockey stick out of me... that was fucking awful __________________ Need more cowbell? Then offer SexxxyChat live webcam feeds to your customers! Make up to 35% of all sales, $30 on first purchase, or $10 per signup

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LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	13 abdominal operations, and waking up too soon in the operating table in 1980 but could not tell them anything due to paralyzing drugs to vocal cards and being intubated. Ever screamed thru your eyeballs?

08-15-2003, 03:06 PM	#38
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	Back Spasms oh and a fractured/bruised tailbone __________________

08-15-2003, 03:10 PM	#39
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	feel no pain ouch,i broke a nail!

08-15-2003, 03:12 PM	#40
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Toothache I had when tooth broke and a nerve was exposed. Make a grown man cry real quick.

08-15-2003, 03:12 PM	#41
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08-15-2003, 03:12 PM	#42
cash69 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: chandler, az Posts: 1,052	when it hurts really bad you don't feel it for long.. i broke my arm and my bone was sticking out and shit.. i got up to walk back to my house and i just passed out on the street and woke up in a hospital

08-15-2003, 03:12 PM	#43
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	before and after the surgery for my nearly burst appendix. However, the sharpest pain has to be a urinary tract infection. I am sure a few women are with me on this one.