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Gutterboy · 08-15-2003, 12:07 AM

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

Interesting reading.

Considering the prison chefs would probably fuck up or wouldn't be able to get what I really wanted, I'd start out with a tomato salad topped w/ roquefort cheese & ranch dressing, followed by 2lbs of medium well top sirloin smothered in fried onions & mushrooms. Garlic mashed potatoes w/ gravy, veggies and onion rings on the side with a cup of horseradish sauce and some toasted rolls. A 6'er of pepsi on the side.

Dessert would be 2 chocolate malts and a whole blueberry cheesecake washed down with coffee.

Think I'd be ready for the fucking chair after that.. lol.

Doctor Dre · 08-15-2003, 12:08 AM

You see when someone is educated just by reading at what they eat last lol

Gutterboy · 08-15-2003, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
You see when someone is educated just by reading at what they eat last lol

haha. How about the poor schmuck who ordered cool whip and cherries? Christ, what a way to go.

Libertine · 08-15-2003, 12:14 AM

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One whole fried chicken (extra crispy), salad with Thousand Island dressing, French toast, <font color="red">two diet Cokes</font>, one apple pie, and French fries

Huh. Wouldn't wanna get fat, I guess...

Gutterboy · 08-15-2003, 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld

Huh. Wouldn't wanna get fat, I guess...

haha, this one caught my eye:

"Heaping portion of lettuce, a sliced tomato, a sliced cucumber, four celery stalks, four sticks of American or Cheddar cheese, two bananas and two cold half pints of milk. Asked that all vegetables be washed prior to serving. Also asked that the cheese sticks be clean."

Surprised he didn't ask for deal a meal cards too.

GoodGuy · 08-15-2003, 12:17 AM

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-15-2003, 12:23 AM

now i am fucking hungry....grrrrrr...its too late to chef out

OneHungLo · 08-15-2003, 12:33 AM

Who the fuck could eat knowing you were about to be executed? my stomach would be in knots!

Gutterboy · 08-15-2003, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by OneHungLo
Who the fuck could eat knowing you were about to be executed? my stomach would be in knots!

Why? Not like its a difficult way to go these days. They strap you to a table, then you go to sleep and don't wake up.

StupidNewbie · 08-15-2003, 12:44 AM

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Harris Danny

649 07/30/1993

God's saving grace, love, truth, peace and freedom

that's what I'd order too, yum.

StupidNewbie · 08-15-2003, 12:46 AM

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Muniz Pedro
575 05/19/1998

Shrimp and salad. Shrimp not available. Served cheeseburger, french fries and cola.

Gutterboy · 08-15-2003, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by StupidNewbie
152
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Muniz Pedro
575 05/19/1998

Shrimp and salad. Shrimp not available. Served cheeseburger, french fries and cola.

Bahaha! That is so fucking wrong.

StupidNewbie · 08-15-2003, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy

bahaha! That is so fucking wrong

they didnt even give him the salad hahaha

ytcracker · 08-15-2003, 12:53 AM

hahah sorry buddy all out all we have is tv dinners

i would order a tank, riot suit, missle launcher, and funyuns

Chaldoray · 08-15-2003, 12:54 AM

This one made me laugh

Mitchell Gerald 838 10/22/2001

1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers

ytcracker · 08-15-2003, 12:56 AM

yea someone did a pot of coffee

another justice equality and world peace

i dont think they have that in the kitchen

StupidNewbie · 08-15-2003, 12:58 AM

1 highschool football helmet filled with cottage cheese
1 loaf of bread saturated in urine
6 pack of evian
26 yellow skittles

just to be weird.

thatdykeliz · 08-15-2003, 01:03 AM

"Whole fried chicken, twelve buttered bread slices, fried onion rings and okra, six RC colas, one large bag of Fritos corn chips, two tomatoes, salt, and pepper"

Holy shit...was this guy hoping they'd put off his execution if he was too busy barfing after he ate all that?

CDSmith · 08-15-2003, 01:04 AM

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Originally posted by OneHungLo
Who the fuck could eat knowing you were about to be executed? my stomach would be in knots!

Unless I'm mistaken, most of these people have been on death row for years and have had time to adjust to the idea. I imagine they have also been fed a lot of regular prison chow by then, so that last meal is like the best thing they have to look forward to for the rest of their lives.

I'd order a 10 oz NY striploin, char-broiled medium, with escargot-stuffed mushrooms sauteed in garlic butter, two jumbo rock lobster tails, an extra-stinky ceasar salad sprinkled with extra parmesan and fresh ground pepper, fresh lightly cooked veggies and a baked potato. A couple or three cans of pepsi to drink (if no wine was allowed), and a big whackin slice of grand-marnier-cherry cheesecake with whipped cream and drizzled with fudge & caramel sauce.

StupidNewbie · 08-15-2003, 01:06 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Unless I'm mistaken, most of these people have been on death row for years and have had time to adjust to the idea. I imagine they have also been fed a lot of regular prison chow by then, so that last meal is like the best thing they have to look forward to for the rest of their lives.

I'd order a 10 oz NY striploin, char-broiled medium, with escargot-stuffed mushrooms sauteed in garlic butter, two jumbo rock lobster tails, an extra-stinky ceasar salad sprinkled with extra parmesan and fresh ground pepper, fresh lightly cooked veggies and a baked potato. A couple or three cans of pepsi to drink (if no wine was allowed), and a big whackin slice of grand-marnier-cherry cheesecake with whipped cream and drizzled with fudge & caramel sauce.

and they would serve you a double meat cheeseburger and fries.

CDSmith · 08-15-2003, 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by StupidNewbie
and they would serve you a double meat cheeseburger and fries.

With bacon?

StupidNewbie · 08-15-2003, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
With bacon?

doesn't say, I'm sure they've got plenty of onion rings - seems to be popular with other prisoners.

Gutterboy · 08-15-2003, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by StupidNewbie

and they would serve you a double meat cheeseburger and fries.

CDSmith · 08-15-2003, 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by StupidNewbie
152
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Muniz Pedro
575 05/19/1998

Shrimp and salad. Shrimp not available. Served cheeseburger, french fries and cola.

Owned.

StupidNewbie · 08-15-2003, 01:12 AM

that has to be such a bite in the ass to order something as simple as shrimp and get served a fucking cheeseburger.

Gutterboy · 08-15-2003, 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by StupidNewbie
that has to be such a bite in the ass to order something as simple as shrimp and get served a fucking cheeseburger.

They must have hated his ass, because quite a few other people seem to have gotten their shrimp. Jumbo shrimp even!

CDSmith · 08-15-2003, 01:18 AM

What's the point of them asking me what my order is if they're just going to fuck it up anyway?

If that was the case, my order would look like this:

"Dear chef,
I will have the warden's liver,
lightly sauteed in wine sauce,
served with fava beans
and a nice fucking chianti.

Oh, and a double cheeseburger with bacon, fries, and a sixer of coke.

Thanks fuckhead.

~ CD Smith "

Pusser · 08-15-2003, 01:28 AM

Jug of Jim Beam, liter of coke, bag of ice, and bucket of penuts...

grogan · 08-15-2003, 01:47 AM

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Originally posted by thatdykeliz
"Whole fried chicken, twelve buttered bread slices, fried onion rings and okra, six RC colas, one large bag of Fritos corn chips, two tomatoes, salt, and pepper"

Holy shit...was this guy hoping they'd put off his execution if he was too busy barfing after he ate all that?

theres way bigger heapings on that list, couldnt help but check it out

I read one of the offenders crime, dood blew off a porn video store clerks head with a shotgun, then took 50 bucks from the register, then took doods truck to his house.

was arrested, confessed. what a fuckin hick!

Jakke PNG · 08-15-2003, 01:52 AM

This guy was pretty hungry:

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Twelve beef ribs, three enchiladas, chicken fried steak with cream gravy, crisp bacon sandwich, ketchup, a loaf of bread, cobbler, three Cokes, three root beer, French fries, and onion rings

I think I'd have:

roasted duck breast, goose liver, beluga caviar, sour cream, chopped onions and toast, 25 finnish river 'lobsters' (very small thingies, taste better and are sickly expensive), shrimp salad with thousand islands sauce and for dessert... flam.

Jakke PNG · 08-15-2003, 01:53 AM

..but I'd probably get the cheeseburger.

grogan · 08-15-2003, 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy

They must have hated his ass, because quite a few other people seem to have gotten their shrimp. Jumbo shrimp even!

yea probably

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...uted/muniz.jpg

look at that menacing fucker. raped and killed some poor college girl. I wouldnt go out of my way to get this guy shrimp if it wasnt in the kitchen.

But I probably wouldnt want to give any of em shit anyway, this guys look does it though, he looks like scum.

Jakke PNG · 08-15-2003, 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by grogan

yea probably

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...uted/muniz.jpg

look at that menacing fucker. raped and killed some poor college girl. I wouldnt go out of my way to get this guy shrimp if it wasnt in the kitchen.

But I probably wouldnt want to give any of em shit anyway, this guys look does it though, he looks like scum.

Dude, I think most people on death row are scum...

grogan · 08-15-2003, 01:59 AM

oh and....

I'd go for steak and burgers and lots beans and a milkshake, and when they were strapping me into the chair I'd try to puke all over the place,cops and myself and go out all disgusting like.

grogan · 08-15-2003, 02:01 AM

i know

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Dude, I think most people on death row are scum...

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Originally posted by grogan

But I probably wouldnt want to give any of em shit anyway

grogan · 08-15-2003, 02:02 AM

im taking up too much of this thread, I usually dont post this much

Gutterboy · 08-15-2003, 02:09 AM

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Originally posted by grogan
im taking up too much of this thread, I usually dont post this much

whore

IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-15-2003, 02:13 AM

bah thats screwd

Angry American · 08-15-2003, 02:01 PM

Carlos Santana!? Didn't he just put out an album?
http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...ed/santana.jpg

I can't believe this guy asked for this crap after he shot and killed a guy that was just minding his own business doing his job then BLAM! Some illegal alien shoots you in face so he can send money back home so his family can sneek into the states too, BULLSHIT!

08-15-2003, 12:07 AM	#1
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	What would you order? http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm Interesting reading. Considering the prison chefs would probably fuck up or wouldn't be able to get what I really wanted, I'd start out with a tomato salad topped w/ roquefort cheese & ranch dressing, followed by 2lbs of medium well top sirloin smothered in fried onions & mushrooms. Garlic mashed potatoes w/ gravy, veggies and onion rings on the side with a cup of horseradish sauce and some toasted rolls. A 6'er of pepsi on the side. Dessert would be 2 chocolate malts and a whole blueberry cheesecake washed down with coffee. Think I'd be ready for the fucking chair after that.. lol.

08-15-2003, 12:53 AM	#14
ytcracker stc is the greatest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: rip sean murray Posts: 12,403	hahah sorry buddy all out all we have is tv dinners i would order a tank, riot suit, missle launcher, and funyuns __________________ www.ytcracker.com \| www.digitalgangster.com i love you

08-15-2003, 12:56 AM	#16
ytcracker stc is the greatest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: rip sean murray Posts: 12,403	yea someone did a pot of coffee another justice equality and world peace i dont think they have that in the kitchen __________________ www.ytcracker.com \| www.digitalgangster.com i love you

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thatdykeliz Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: talkin dirty on the phone Posts: 1,026	"Whole fried chicken, twelve buttered bread slices, fried onion rings and okra, six RC colas, one large bag of Fritos corn chips, two tomatoes, salt, and pepper" Holy shit...was this guy hoping they'd put off his execution if he was too busy barfing after he ate all that? __________________ <font size="1" font color="black"><i><b>"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than central air."</i> -- Dogma</b> ICQ#169.839.131</font>

08-15-2003, 01:18 AM	#27
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	What's the point of them asking me what my order is if they're just going to fuck it up anyway? If that was the case, my order would look like this: "Dear chef, I will have the warden's liver, lightly sauteed in wine sauce, served with fava beans and a nice fucking chianti. Oh, and a double cheeseburger with bacon, fries, and a sixer of coke. Thanks fuckhead. ~ CD Smith " __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	now i am fucking hungry....grrrrrr...its too late to chef out

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OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	Who the fuck could eat knowing you were about to be executed? my stomach would be in knots!

08-15-2003, 12:44 AM	#10
StupidNewbie Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 864	62 Offender Information Harris Danny 649 07/30/1993 God's saving grace, love, truth, peace and freedom that's what I'd order too, yum.

08-15-2003, 12:46 AM	#11
StupidNewbie Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 864	152 Offender Information Muniz Pedro 575 05/19/1998 Shrimp and salad. Shrimp not available. Served cheeseburger, french fries and cola.

08-15-2003, 12:54 AM	#15
Chaldoray Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,868	This one made me laugh Mitchell Gerald 838 10/22/2001 1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers

08-15-2003, 12:58 AM	#17
StupidNewbie Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 864	1 highschool football helmet filled with cottage cheese 1 loaf of bread saturated in urine 6 pack of evian 26 yellow skittles just to be weird.

08-15-2003, 01:12 AM	#25
StupidNewbie Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 864	that has to be such a bite in the ass to order something as simple as shrimp and get served a fucking cheeseburger.

08-15-2003, 01:28 AM	#28
Pusser So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 85	Jug of Jim Beam, liter of coke, bag of ice, and bucket of penuts...

08-15-2003, 01:53 AM	#31
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	..but I'd probably get the cheeseburger. __________________ ..and I'm off.

08-15-2003, 01:59 AM	#34
grogan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 2,284	oh and.... I'd go for steak and burgers and lots beans and a milkshake, and when they were strapping me into the chair I'd try to puke all over the place,cops and myself and go out all disgusting like.

08-15-2003, 02:02 AM	#36
grogan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 2,284	im taking up too much of this thread, I usually dont post this much

08-15-2003, 02:13 AM	#38
IMP^or^SNiTL.e A/S/L .. I don't names. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,177	bah thats screwd

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Angry American Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 245	Carlos Santana!? Didn't he just put out an album? http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...ed/santana.jpg I can't believe this guy asked for this crap after he shot and killed a guy that was just minding his own business doing his job then BLAM! Some illegal alien shoots you in face so he can send money back home so his family can sneek into the states too, BULLSHIT! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.