What would you order?
 

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

Interesting reading.

Considering the prison chefs would probably fuck up or wouldn't be able to get what I really wanted, I'd start out with a tomato salad topped w/ roquefort cheese & ranch dressing, followed by 2lbs of medium well top sirloin smothered in fried onions & mushrooms. Garlic mashed potatoes w/ gravy, veggies and onion rings on the side with a cup of horseradish sauce and some toasted rolls. A 6'er of pepsi on the side.

Dessert would be 2 chocolate malts and a whole blueberry cheesecake washed down with coffee.

Think I'd be ready for the fucking chair after that.. lol.

You see when someone is educated just by reading at what they eat last lol

haha. How about the poor schmuck who ordered cool whip and cherries? Christ, what a way to go.

Huh. Wouldn't wanna get fat, I guess...

haha, this one caught my eye:

"Heaping portion of lettuce, a sliced tomato, a sliced cucumber, four celery stalks, four sticks of American or Cheddar cheese, two bananas and two cold half pints of milk. Asked that all vegetables be washed prior to serving. Also asked that the cheese sticks be clean."

:eek7

Surprised he didn't ask for deal a meal cards too.

now i am fucking hungry....grrrrrr...its too late to chef out :1orglaugh

Who the fuck could eat knowing you were about to be executed? my stomach would be in knots!

Why? Not like its a difficult way to go these days. They strap you to a table, then you go to sleep and don't wake up.

62 Offender Information

Harris Danny

649 07/30/1993

God's saving grace, love, truth, peace and freedom



that's what I'd order too, yum.

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Offender Information
Muniz Pedro
575 05/19/1998

Shrimp and salad. Shrimp not available. Served cheeseburger, french fries and cola.


:1orglaugh

Bahaha! That is so fucking wrong.

they didnt even give him the salad hahaha

hahah sorry buddy all out all we have is tv dinners

i would order a tank, riot suit, missle launcher, and funyuns

This one made me laugh

Mitchell Gerald 838 10/22/2001

1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers

:1orglaugh

yea someone did a pot of coffee

another justice equality and world peace

i dont think they have that in the kitchen

1 highschool football helmet filled with cottage cheese
1 loaf of bread saturated in urine
6 pack of evian
26 yellow skittles


just to be weird.

"Whole fried chicken, twelve buttered bread slices, fried onion rings and okra, six RC colas, one large bag of Fritos corn chips, two tomatoes, salt, and pepper"

Holy shit...was this guy hoping they'd put off his execution if he was too busy barfing after he ate all that? :helpme

Unless I'm mistaken, most of these people have been on death row for years and have had time to adjust to the idea. I imagine they have also been fed a lot of regular prison chow by then, so that last meal is like the best thing they have to look forward to for the rest of their lives.


I'd order a 10 oz NY striploin, char-broiled medium, with escargot-stuffed mushrooms sauteed in garlic butter, two jumbo rock lobster tails, an extra-stinky ceasar salad sprinkled with extra parmesan and fresh ground pepper, fresh lightly cooked veggies and a baked potato. A couple or three cans of pepsi to drink (if no wine was allowed), and a big whackin slice of grand-marnier-cherry cheesecake with whipped cream and drizzled with fudge & caramel sauce.

and they would serve you a double meat cheeseburger and fries.

With bacon?

doesn't say, I'm sure they've got plenty of onion rings - seems to be popular with other prisoners.

:1orglaugh

Owned.

that has to be such a bite in the ass to order something as simple as shrimp and get served a fucking cheeseburger.

They must have hated his ass, because quite a few other people seem to have gotten their shrimp. Jumbo shrimp even!

What's the point of them asking me what my order is if they're just going to fuck it up anyway?



If that was the case, my order would look like this:


"Dear chef,
I will have the warden's liver,
lightly sauteed in wine sauce,
served with fava beans
and a nice fucking chianti.

Oh, and a double cheeseburger with bacon, fries, and a sixer of coke.

Thanks fuckhead.

~ CD Smith "

Jug of Jim Beam, liter of coke, bag of ice, and bucket of penuts...

theres way bigger heapings on that list, couldnt help but check it out



I read one of the offenders crime, dood blew off a porn video store clerks head with a shotgun, then took 50 bucks from the register, then took doods truck to his house.

was arrested, confessed. what a fuckin hick! :1orglaugh

This guy was pretty hungry:


I think I'd have:


roasted duck breast, goose liver, beluga caviar, sour cream, chopped onions and toast, 25 finnish river 'lobsters' (very small thingies, taste better and are sickly expensive), shrimp salad with thousand islands sauce and for dessert... flam.

..but I'd probably get the cheeseburger.

yea probably

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...uted/muniz.jpg

look at that menacing fucker. raped and killed some poor college girl. I wouldnt go out of my way to get this guy shrimp if it wasnt in the kitchen.

But I probably wouldnt want to give any of em shit anyway, this guys look does it though, he looks like scum.

Dude, I think most people on death row are scum...

oh and....


I'd go for steak and burgers and lots beans and a milkshake, and when they were strapping me into the chair I'd try to puke all over the place,cops and myself and go out all disgusting like.

:repuke :repuke :repuke

i know

im taking up too much of this thread, I usually dont post this much

whore

bah thats screwd

Carlos Santana!? Didn't he just put out an album?
http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...ed/santana.jpg



I can't believe this guy asked for this crap after he shot and killed a guy that was just minding his own business doing his job then BLAM! Some illegal alien shoots you in face so he can send money back home so his family can sneek into the states too, BULLSHIT!