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Old 08-15-2003, 12:07 AM  
Gutterboy
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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What would you order?

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

Interesting reading.

Considering the prison chefs would probably fuck up or wouldn't be able to get what I really wanted, I'd start out with a tomato salad topped w/ roquefort cheese & ranch dressing, followed by 2lbs of medium well top sirloin smothered in fried onions & mushrooms. Garlic mashed potatoes w/ gravy, veggies and onion rings on the side with a cup of horseradish sauce and some toasted rolls. A 6'er of pepsi on the side.

Dessert would be 2 chocolate malts and a whole blueberry cheesecake washed down with coffee.

Think I'd be ready for the fucking chair after that.. lol.
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