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What's the point of them asking me what my order is if they're just going to fuck it up anyway?
If that was the case, my order would look like this:
"Dear chef,
I will have the warden's liver,
lightly sauteed in wine sauce,
served with fava beans
and a nice fucking chianti.
Oh, and a double cheeseburger with bacon, fries, and a sixer of coke.
Thanks fuckhead.
~ CD Smith "
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