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Tala · 08-13-2003, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

for this question assume the water does not soak up. its on dry dock.

My answer still stands. It takes more wood to make it as strong as a steel boat.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
You wouldn't make a boat that wasn't water resistant unless you were trapped in the 18th century or something...boats were sealed with pitch because it repels water.

However, wood would be heavier because it takes more of it to displace the same amount of water that a steel hull displaces, which is how boats float.

close enough. yeah steel is stronger than wood, you would require a shit load more wood to make it of equal strength.

Tala · 08-13-2003, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

close enough.

...for government work.

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 11:29 PM

One's made of Balsa wood?

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
One's made of Balsa wood?

balsa wouldnt matter to get answer. see above.

Project-Shadow · 08-13-2003, 11:32 PM

"Answering SteelTab"
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While travelling at sea, the man (who was a police officer) and the wife were shipwrecked on a deserted island. The man and his wife and a couple of other survivors decided to pair up and hunt for food. While the man and his wife were searching, the wife was attacked by a vicious animal and torn apart from limb to limb. If only he hadn't lost his gun in the ocean, he could have saved her. He returned to camp distrought at the loss of his wife, and waited for the others to return. When the others returned, they were excited because they had found an albatross. They cooked it up and convinced the man to eat enough to keep him alive. To his surprise, he really enjoyed the albatross. The survivors were rescued soon after. Months later the man, having a sudden craving for albatross, went to a restraunt and ordered up a plate. When he took a bite, it did not taste the same. A horrible revelation crept over him. Realizing the albatross on the island was not an albatross, but his dismembered wife, he could not go on living. He then proceeded to pull the gun from his pocket and shot himself in the head.
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Mwuhahaa

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by Project-Shadow
Would like to add to tala :
However, wood would be heavier because it takes more of it to displace the same amount of water that a steel hull displaces, which is how boats float.

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I'd say fishing boats are not made of steel but im probably wrong, but overall wood is lighter than steel. Which is why you don't see boats made out of steel.. [probably completely wrong]

I switched words to slow down googlers.

Normally it is ship.

SilverTab · 08-13-2003, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
Some guy enters in a restaurant, order some albatros, take a bite at his meal and kills himself right after...why!
(If anyone gets this one without cheating, he's lying...! LOL)

Here's the exact version (word to word)

A man sits down at a restaurant and orders a plate of Albatross (a large seagull). After tasting it, he proceeds to pull a gun out of his pocket and shoot himself in the head.

Project-Shadow · 08-13-2003, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

I switched words to slow down googlers.

Normally it is ship.

Since pound for pound steel is so much stronger than wood, the ship made of wood would require a great deal of more material for it to be of equal strength.

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I don't wanna waste my 1000th post in here... 0.o I haven't accomplished anything @ GFY

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:36 PM

How high do you have to count before you use the letter a in english, spelling a whole number?

Tala · 08-13-2003, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by Project-Shadow

Since pound for pound steel is so much stronger than wood, the ship made of wood would require a great deal of more material for it to be of equal strength.

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I don't wanna waste my 1000th post in here... 0.o I haven't accomplished anything @ GFY

That's what I said. :p

Project-Shadow · 08-13-2003, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
How high do you have to count before you use the letter a in english, spelling a whole number?

one-thousand

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by Project-Shadow

Since pound for pound steel is so much stronger than wood, the ship made of wood would require a great deal of more material for it to be of equal strength.

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I don't wanna waste my 1000th post in here... 0.o I haven't accomplished anything @ GFY

had to do it

no worries I will prolly blow my 2000 in here.

jeffs · 08-13-2003, 11:38 PM

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by Project-Shadow

one-thousand

correct.

jeffs · 08-13-2003, 11:39 PM

what about one hundred and one

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
That's what I said. :p

Tala you were credited with the answer.

he was just posting the google shit after I explained what word I didnt use.

MattK · 08-13-2003, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

correct.

man that is hard to believe

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by jeffs
what about one hundred and one

that number would be spelled one hundred one.

Tala · 08-13-2003, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

Tala you were credited with the answer.

he was just posting the google shit after I explained what word I didnt use.

I know, I'm being a pain in the patoot.

jeffs · 08-13-2003, 11:40 PM

you're too tricky ;)

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by MattK

man that is hard to believe

its true.

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 11:41 PM

cause it's one hundred one 101 not one hundred and one, meaning one thousand is the first whole number.

MattK · 08-13-2003, 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

its true.

I agree, it's just an interesting fact I never heard of before

Project-Shadow · 08-13-2003, 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
cause it's one hundred one 101 not one hundred and one, meaning one thousand is the first whole number.

Wouldn't it of been ironic if that was my 1000'th post?

SilverTab · 08-13-2003, 11:42 PM

There are 4 men who "Have" to cross a log bridge "Right Now" !!!

They all begin on the SAME side.

You have 17 minutes to get all of them across to the OTHER side.
They all must be together on the OTHER side of the log bridge at the end of the 17 minutes.

It is night. There is ONE flashlight. A maximum of 2 people can cross at one time. Any party who crosses, either 1 or 2 people, Must have the flashlight with them. The flashlight must be WALKED back and forth, it cannot be thrown, etc. Each man walks at a different speed. A pair must walk together at the rate of the SLOWER man's pace.

Man 1 - 1 minute to cross
Man 2 - 2 minutes to cross
Man 3 - 5 minutes to cross
Man 4 - 10 minutes to cross

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by Project-Shadow

Wouldn't it of been ironic if that was my 1000'th post?

LOL.. coming next.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by Project-Shadow

Wouldn't it of been ironic if that was my 1000'th post?

I left that just for you hoping you would get it. damn.

Project-Shadow · 08-13-2003, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

I left that just for you hoping you would get it. damn.

*cries*

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:47 PM

I cleaned out my shed, dragging things out and filling boxes with crap I had collected. While doing so I pulled out a bucket tthat weighed 52 ounces. I put somethings into the bucket and it weighed less. What?

Tala · 08-13-2003, 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I cleaned out my shed, dragging things out and filling boxes with crap I had collected. While doing so I pulled out a bucket tthat weighed 52 ounces. I put somethings into the bucket and it weighed less. What?

Helium ballons tied to the bucket?

MattK · 08-13-2003, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I cleaned out my shed, dragging things out and filling boxes with crap I had collected. While doing so I pulled out a bucket tthat weighed 52 ounces. I put somethings into the bucket and it weighed less. What?

the shed weighed less?

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I cleaned out my shed, dragging things out and filling boxes with crap I had collected. While doing so I pulled out a bucket tthat weighed 52 ounces. I put somethings into the bucket and it weighed less. What?

that one just doesn't make sense.

AH re-read it... Holes.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
Helium ballons tied to the bucket?

no...

This is a big sig thread for some.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by MattK

the shed weighed less?

no the bucket.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:52 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS

that one just doesn't make sense.

AH re-read it... Holes.

except my typo yes it does when ya get the answer.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:52 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS

that one just doesn't make sense.

AH re-read it... Holes.

ok got it.

MattK · 08-13-2003, 11:52 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

no the bucket.

but you took the bucket out of the shed so it would weigh less

Tala · 08-13-2003, 11:52 PM

Can ya be a bit more clear here?

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:53 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
Can ya be a bit more clear here?

I put holes in the bucket, pretty clear.

Tala · 08-13-2003, 11:53 PM

Ah, gotcha.

Tala · 08-13-2003, 11:54 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

I put holes in the bucket, pretty clear.

Gotcha, gotcha..

SilverTab · 08-13-2003, 11:54 PM

At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."

What color suit is each man wearing?

No ones answering mine LOL

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:54 PM

trying to make it so google people have hard time.

btw I saw that 1000 project shadow. nice delete.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."

What color suit is each man wearing?

No ones answering mine LOL

green

Tala · 08-13-2003, 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."

What color suit is each man wearing?

No ones answering mine LOL

Mr. Red is wearing the green suit, Mr. Blue is wearing the red suit, and Mr. Green is wearing the blue suit.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 11:57 PM

I got it right?

Project-Shadow · 08-13-2003, 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
trying to make it so google people have hard time.

btw I saw that 1000 project shadow. nice delete.

Thanks ^-^

Tala · 08-13-2003, 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I got it right?

green??

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
cause it's one hundred one 101 not one hundred and one, meaning one thousand is the first whole number.

Just popped back in (Americans never 'pop' anywhere BTW ) to say - that's bollocks. We say one hundred and one. When did you ever hear a darts commentator say 'one hundred eighty'?It's 'one hundred AND eighty'.

And on that slightly controversial note - I'm really going to bed this time

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Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	"Answering SteelTab" -------------------- While travelling at sea, the man (who was a police officer) and the wife were shipwrecked on a deserted island. The man and his wife and a couple of other survivors decided to pair up and hunt for food. While the man and his wife were searching, the wife was attacked by a vicious animal and torn apart from limb to limb. If only he hadn't lost his gun in the ocean, he could have saved her. He returned to camp distrought at the loss of his wife, and waited for the others to return. When the others returned, they were excited because they had found an albatross. They cooked it up and convinced the man to eat enough to keep him alive. To his surprise, he really enjoyed the albatross. The survivors were rescued soon after. Months later the man, having a sudden craving for albatross, went to a restraunt and ordered up a plate. When he took a bite, it did not taste the same. A horrible revelation crept over him. Realizing the albatross on the island was not an albatross, but his dismembered wife, he could not go on living. He then proceeded to pull the gun from his pocket and shot himself in the head. ------------------- Mwuhahaa

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jeffs Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: chair Posts: 135	what about one hundred and one

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