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completetosser · 08-13-2003, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
(if you use this one and get your ass kicked I have no responsibility)

If someone said to you. "I will bet you $1 that is you give me $2. I will give you $3 in return", would this be a good bet for you to take?

Explain.

should that say *if* you give me $2?

SilverTab · 08-13-2003, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
(if you use this one and get your ass kicked I have no responsibility)

If someone said to you. "I will bet you $1 that is you give me $2. I will give you $3 in return", would this be a good bet for you to take?

Explain.

Not sure what you mean but I guess no...cause if you win you'll only make a buck and if he wins he'll make two.. LOL

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 09:43 PM

No because somehow you'd end up with $1... when I figure out why.

stevet · 08-13-2003, 09:43 PM

No. The other person could take your $2 and say they lost. Theyd have to give you $1

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce

Heh, heh, no. If you give him two bucks, he can just say, "I lose," and give you one dollar back. He comes out ahead $1.

SpaceAce

correct - add djr and stevet

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

Mine was a correct sentance. Go for it though.

Wasn't 5 consecutive three letter ands though was it?

Anyway - it's a pub sign for the Pig and Whistle. It had to be repainted so that there was the same spacing between pig and and and and and whistle.

There's a similar one where you can use the word 'had' 11 times in a row, but I can't remember it.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:49 PM

A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the famer to she how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has excatly 12 boughs and each bough has excactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

stevet · 08-13-2003, 09:50 PM

Its a pear tree. None.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:51 PM

correct- stevet

SilverTab · 08-13-2003, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the famer to she how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has excatly 12 boughs and each bough has excactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

Wait...it's a pear tree! so I guess he won't have any plums!

SpaceAce · 08-13-2003, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the famer to she how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has excatly 12 boughs and each bough has excactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

Zero considering plums don't grow on pear trees.

SpaceAce

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 09:51 PM

LOL... Plums don't grown on Pear trees.

SilverTab · 08-13-2003, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by completetosser

Wasn't 5 consecutive three letter ands though was it?
Anyway - it's a pub sign for the Pig and Whistle. It had to be repainted so that there was the same spacing between pig and and and and and whistle.

There's a similar one where you can use the word 'had' 11 times in a row, but I can't remember it.

I like this one!

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:58 PM

Murder mystery time. Get your theory caps on for this murder.

A man was found assassinated in his 51st floor hotel room which had been locked from within by the dead bolt. He was slouched in a chair in front of one of the windows in the room. The carpet below the window drapes was damp. The only sound in the room was the steady drone of the air conditioner. A bullet had entered the back of his head and was lodged in the base of his skull. It was determined he was shot and killed exactly where he sat, and that the bullet had been fired from well over 150 feet away. The man had been dead for several hours. Since the windows were closed and the glass unbroken, plus there were no bullet entry holes anywhere in the room aside from the one in the body. How was the assassinastion carried out?

stevet · 08-13-2003, 10:00 PM

Ahhh, this one

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 10:01 PM

Lee Harvey Oswald?

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 10:01 PM

had to fix a few grammer mistakes.

stevet · 08-13-2003, 10:01 PM

Ive heard this. Should I answer or wait?

SpaceAce · 08-13-2003, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Murder mystery time. Get your theory caps on for this murder.

A man was found assassinated in his 51st floor hotel room which had been locked from within by the dead bolt. He was slouched in a chair in front of one of the windows in the room. The carpet below the window drapes was damp. The only sound in the room was the steady drone of the air conditioner. A bullet had entered the back of his head and was lodged in the base of his skull. It was determined he was shot and killed exactly where he sat, and that the bullet had been fired from well over 150 feet away. The man had been dead for several hours. Since the windows were closed and the glass unbroken, plus there were no bullet entry holes anywhere in the room aside from the one in the body. How was the assassinastion carried out?

I've heard one similar to this. The window was propped open with ice.

I don't like this kind of "riddle" because it's really farfetched and silly.

SpaceAce

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 10:02 PM

The window was open at the time of the assassination, but blew closed afterwards with the wind or something like that.

stevet · 08-13-2003, 10:02 PM

Yup this ones gay. Window held open with ice. Ice melted, window shut itself.

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
had to fix a few grammer mistakes.

LOL - it's 'grammar'

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 10:04 PM

ok no funky ones. all get credit.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 10:08 PM

Back to wozzer the magician.

Wozzer the magician, was carrying three pieces of gold, each weighing one kilogram. While strolling the forest he came to a bridge which posted a sign saying the bridge could hold a maximum of 80 kilograms. Wozzer weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs 3 kilograms. Wozzer read the sign and safely crossed the bridge with all the gold. How did he manage this?

stevet · 08-13-2003, 10:10 PM

Juggles? I dunno

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 10:11 PM

He made two trips

SpaceAce · 08-13-2003, 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by stevet
Juggles? I dunno

Yeah, he juggles them. I've heard this one before, too.

SpaceAce

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 10:11 PM

Juggles.... like to see the fucker try though.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by stevet
Juggles? I dunno

and djr, space correct.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 10:13 PM

yes we all have heard of some before. If you know it answer it, doesnt take me to long to remember more.

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
Juggles.... like to see the fucker try though.

If he's a magician he should have been able to make them float through the air

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 10:14 PM

What word from group B. belongs to group A and why?

A. Front, Ski, Melon, Fall
B. Road, Tire, Tower, Cliff

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser

If he's a magician he should have been able to make them float through the air

Yeah.... back to Hogwarts for that tosser

stevet · 08-13-2003, 10:16 PM

tower...can add water in front of all those words.

SpaceAce · 08-13-2003, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
What word from group B. belongs to group A and why?

A. Front, Ski, Melon, Fall
B. Road, Tire, Tower, Cliff

Tower.

Water front, water ski, watermelon and water tower.

SpaceAce

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 10:17 PM

correct stevet and space.

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 10:19 PM

I'm impressed!

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 10:20 PM

Jane is afriad of monsters hiding uner her bed. She ussually runs from her bedroom door and leaps onto her bed so the monster's can't get her. Even though jane's bed is twelve feet from the door, she manages to switch off her light and jump into bed before her room is dark. Since jane doesn't use any device to flip the switch, how can she do this?

SpaceAce · 08-13-2003, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Jane is afriad of monsters hiding uner her bed. She ussually runs from her bedroom door and leaps onto her bed so the monster's can't get her. Even though jane's bed is twelve feet from the door, she manages to switch off her light and jump into bed before her room is dark. Since jane doesn't use any device to flip the switch, how can she do this?

No one said the light switch is by the door. Maybe it's a lamp at her bedside.

Edit: Or she goes to bed while it is still light out.

SpaceAce

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 10:22 PM

She goes to bed while it's still light

stevet · 08-13-2003, 10:22 PM

its still light out

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 10:22 PM

still daylight.

brizzad · 08-13-2003, 10:22 PM

it still daytime

Project-Shadow · 08-13-2003, 10:22 PM

Still light.. so the monsters are still asleep

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
still daylight.

comp and stevet correct. added brizzad and shadow.

tossing in easy ones on occassion.

SpaceAce · 08-13-2003, 10:23 PM

I guess I edited my post too late.

SpaceAce

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 10:23 PM

Looks like great minds think alike - or many hands make light work

brizzad · 08-13-2003, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
comp and stevet correct. added brizard and shadow.

tossing in easy ones on occassion.

brizard

SomeCreep · 08-13-2003, 10:24 PM

where am i?

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 10:25 PM

Going making a pot of cafeine

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freeadultcontent Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc" Posts: 9,976	A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the famer to she how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has excatly 12 boughs and each bough has excactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver? __________________ Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites

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08-13-2003, 09:58 PM	#314
freeadultcontent Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc" Posts: 9,976	Murder mystery time. Get your theory caps on for this murder. A man was found assassinated in his 51st floor hotel room which had been locked from within by the dead bolt. He was slouched in a chair in front of one of the windows in the room. The carpet below the window drapes was damp. The only sound in the room was the steady drone of the air conditioner. A bullet had entered the back of his head and was lodged in the base of his skull. It was determined he was shot and killed exactly where he sat, and that the bullet had been fired from well over 150 feet away. The man had been dead for several hours. Since the windows were closed and the glass unbroken, plus there were no bullet entry holes anywhere in the room aside from the one in the body. How was the assassinastion carried out? __________________ Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites Last edited by freeadultcontent; 08-13-2003 at 10:00 PM..

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DJRCyberAVS Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: WeebleLand Posts: 493	No because somehow you'd end up with $1... when I figure out why.

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stevet Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mexic....errr Los Angeles Posts: 172	No. The other person could take your $2 and say they lost. Theyd have to give you $1

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stevet Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mexic....errr Los Angeles Posts: 172	Its a pear tree. None.

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DJRCyberAVS Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: WeebleLand Posts: 493	LOL... Plums don't grown on Pear trees.

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stevet Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mexic....errr Los Angeles Posts: 172	Ahhh, this one

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DJRCyberAVS Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: WeebleLand Posts: 493	The window was open at the time of the assassination, but blew closed afterwards with the wind or something like that.

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stevet Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mexic....errr Los Angeles Posts: 172	Yup this ones gay. Window held open with ice. Ice melted, window shut itself.

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freeadultcontent Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc" Posts: 9,976	Back to wozzer the magician. Wozzer the magician, was carrying three pieces of gold, each weighing one kilogram. While strolling the forest he came to a bridge which posted a sign saying the bridge could hold a maximum of 80 kilograms. Wozzer weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs 3 kilograms. Wozzer read the sign and safely crossed the bridge with all the gold. How did he manage this? __________________ Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites

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stevet Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mexic....errr Los Angeles Posts: 172	Juggles? I dunno

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freeadultcontent Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc" Posts: 9,976	What word from group B. belongs to group A and why? A. Front, Ski, Melon, Fall B. Road, Tire, Tower, Cliff __________________ Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites

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stevet Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mexic....errr Los Angeles Posts: 172	tower...can add water in front of all those words.

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freeadultcontent Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc" Posts: 9,976	Jane is afriad of monsters hiding uner her bed. She ussually runs from her bedroom door and leaps onto her bed so the monster's can't get her. Even though jane's bed is twelve feet from the door, she manages to switch off her light and jump into bed before her room is dark. Since jane doesn't use any device to flip the switch, how can she do this? __________________ Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites

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