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SilverTab · 08-13-2003, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce

Fuck it, I lied. I want to see another riddle, so:

She suggested that each man ride the other man's horse.

SpaceAce

Fuckin clever!

300 riddles!

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 09:11 PM

This is a dead parrot!

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce

This one is a classic. In the interest of fairness, I will abstain from answering

SpaceAce

Spaceace go for it, need someone to knock a certain guy down some wins

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:12 PM

correct spaceace.

SpaceAce · 08-13-2003, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
This is a dead parrot!

'es pinin' for the fjords!

SpaceAce

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by SilverTab

Fuckin clever!

It's like the father who left his estate to his two sons...to make sure it was divided fairly, one had to split it up, and the other choose which half he wanted

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:14 PM

What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or polotics, agree is between heaven and earth?

stevet · 08-13-2003, 09:14 PM

atmosphere?

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 09:15 PM

He's pushing up the daisies

SilverTab · 08-13-2003, 09:15 PM

Einstein's riddle is the coolest..(dunno if someone posted it yet, didn't browse the whole 6 pages)

There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain type of pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same beverage.

The question is: "Who owns the fish?"

Hints:
The Brit lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green house's owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the one who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water

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It is said that only 2% of the population can solve this riddle...I call bullshit...it's not even hard to solve it...you just have to play with a shitloads of small piece of paper for a while and you'll find it...took me about an hour to figure it out..and I really don't think i'm in the 2% smartest people around LOL...well..maybe!

SilverTab · 08-13-2003, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or polotics, agree is between heaven and earth?

life?? ! just guessing

SpaceAce · 08-13-2003, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or polotics, agree is between heaven and earth?

The way it's written, the word "and" is between heaven and earth. Not sure if that's what you're looking for, though.

SpaceAce

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 09:16 PM

the word And.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by SilverTab

life?? ! just guessing

Nah

stevet · 08-13-2003, 09:17 PM

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
the word And.

correct and spaceace also

SpaceAce · 08-13-2003, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
It is said that only 2% of the population can solve this riddle...I call bullshit...it's not even hard to solve it...you just have to play with a shitloads of small piece of paper for a while and you'll find it...took me about an hour to figure it out..

I think Einstein himself might have said that. He may have been referring to doing it in your head, though, because with some paper and a bit of time, it's not all that tough.

SpaceAce

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
Einstein's riddle is the coolest..(dunno if someone posted it yet, didn't browse the whole 6 pages)

My dear late wife used to love that kind of logic problem - I've never had enough patience myself

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:20 PM

Wozzer the magician, claims he can tell the score of any football game before it even starts. Many think he is psychic or something. How is it that he can be accurate abut the score 99 percent of the time at least?

SilverTab · 08-13-2003, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce

I think Einstein himself might have said that. He may have been referring to doing it in your head, though, because with some paper and a bit of time, it's not all that tough.

SpaceAce

If someone can do it in it's head...yeah I guess he's definitly a genius LOL...but when I said I did it with pieces of paper, I didn't just take guesses and assume where they were and went from there...I did it using all the clues...only one statement will be useful with the info you gather with each statement..it is kinda hard...briently written riddle anyway!

SpaceAce · 08-13-2003, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Wozzer the magician, claims he can tell the score of any football game before it even starts. Many think he is psychic or something. How is it that he can be accurate abut the score 99 percent of the time at least?

By predicting that it <B>won't</B> be a tie?

By predicting that the score <B>won't</B> be 99 to 5?

Bah, those are weak answers. I will have to think a bit more on this.

SpaceAce

SilverTab · 08-13-2003, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Wozzer the magician, claims he can tell the score of any football game before it even starts. Many think he is psychic or something. How is it that he can be accurate abut the score 99 percent of the time at least?

I don't know...but he should bet on games he'd make a shitload of money!

Also...I wanna know the trick!

But just wondering, do you mean the exact score? (like 42-21) or just who will win the game?

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 09:22 PM

Can anyone give me a sentence (that makes sense) with the word 'and' used 5 consecutive times ? ie and and and and and

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 09:23 PM

the score is 0-0 before it starts

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 09:24 PM

Because the score is always nil-nil (0-0) at the beginning of game.

SpaceAce · 08-13-2003, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
the score is 0-0 before it starts

Argh, I had just figured it out and was about to post

Good work.

SpaceAce

SilverTab · 08-13-2003, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
the score is 0-0 before it starts

what's with the 1% ??? he's right 99% of the time...so 1% of the time, game won't start at 0-0?? hehe well I guess you have the correct answer ;)

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
Can anyone give me a sentence (that makes sense) with the word 'and' used 5 consecutive times ? ie and and and and and

The sand island roland, and rolland landed on was empty.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
the score is 0-0 before it starts

Comp. djr, space all correct.

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 09:27 PM

99%...*at least*

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by SilverTab

what's with the 1% ??? he's right 99% of the time...so 1% of the time, game won't start at 0-0?? hehe well I guess you have the correct answer ;)

99% at least.

Yes sometimes games are called off.

SilverTab · 08-13-2003, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
99%...*at least*

Damn..I should read more carefully! Most of those riddles are word trick hehe..

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

The sand island roland, and rolland landed on was empty.

Not what I was thinking of - just the three letter word 'and' five times in a row please

stevet · 08-13-2003, 09:29 PM

And and and and and.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:29 PM

A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of the men died, and she never divorced. How was this possible.

SpaceAce · 08-13-2003, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of the men died, and she never divorced. How was this possible.

She was performing the ceremonies?

SpaceAce

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce

She was performing the ceremonies?

SpaceAce

correct she was a minister.

SilverTab · 08-13-2003, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of the men died, and she never divorced. How was this possible.

Mormon! Or islamic...

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:32 PM

Can your translate the following into a sentance?

100204180

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:33 PM

dedicated to you leet people.

stevet · 08-13-2003, 09:34 PM

I ought naught to owe for I ate nothing.

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 09:34 PM

Yes, if you're a prisoner

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 09:35 PM

I Ought Not to Owe, For I Ate Nothing

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by stevet
I ought naught to owe for I ate nothing.

LOL at your location - it's a bit like that round here

stevet · 08-13-2003, 09:37 PM

Sometimes I think the border is 20 miles north of here.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:37 PM

stevet and djr correct.

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 09:39 PM

Want me to post the answer to the five 'and's ?

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:40 PM

(if you use this one and get your ass kicked I have no responsibility)

If someone said to you. "I will bet you $1 that is you give me $2. I will give you $3 in return", would this be a good bet for you to take?

Explain.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
Want me to post the answer to the five 'and's ?

Mine was a correct sentance. Go for it though.

SpaceAce · 08-13-2003, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
(if you use this one and get your ass kicked I have no responsibility)

If someone said to you. "I will bet you $1 that is you give me $2. I will give you $3 in return", would this be a good bet for you to take?

Explain.

Heh, heh, no. If you give him two bucks, he can just say, "I lose," and give you one dollar back. He comes out ahead $1.

SpaceAce

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SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	Einstein's riddle is the coolest..(dunno if someone posted it yet, didn't browse the whole 6 pages) There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain type of pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same beverage. The question is: "Who owns the fish?" Hints: The Brit lives in the red house. The Swede keeps dogs as pets. The Dane drinks tea. The green house is on the left of the white house. The green house's owner drinks coffee. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. The owner of yellow house smokes Dunhill. The man living in the center house drinks milk. The Norwegian lives in the first house. The man who smokes blends lives next to the one who keeps cats. The man who keeps horses lives next to the one who smokes Dunhill. The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer. The German smokes Prince. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water ------- It is said that only 2% of the population can solve this riddle...I call bullshit...it's not even hard to solve it...you just have to play with a shitloads of small piece of paper for a while and you'll find it...took me about an hour to figure it out..and I really don't think i'm in the 2% smartest people around LOL...well..maybe! __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959 Last edited by SilverTab; 08-13-2003 at 09:17 PM..

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