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#51 |
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How is killing a lobster any different than killing cows or turkey?
Turkeys, they string upside down, run them through electric salt water to stun them, then cut their heads off. Cows get almost the same treatment, but they are hit with a stun gun before getting shot. Would you really eat most meat if you had to kill it yourself? |
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They are basicly Ocean roaches, now do any of you get all touchy feely about how to humanly kill a roach?
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So, myself personally, I don't have a problem with killing it before I grill it. My bigger concern is buying meat from a store now, you have to be very careful because butchers can get careless and use dirty saw blades, meatgrinders, prep tables, etc. With our self-butchered meat, it was nothing to eat raw hamburger on top of crackers or potato chips, but you just can't do that with store bought hamburger as you can't trust that the meat was handled properly.
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lol @ 'ocean roaches' ![]() "yes, I'll have the steak & char-broiled ocean roach, and the lady will have the linguini with clam sauce"
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I attempted to boil a live lobster once... got him close to the water started to lower him in.. his tail went fuckin' nuts when he hit the water.... splashed boiling water all over myself, lobster got free... and backed himself behind my refridgerator!!
what a fuckin' nightmare... then I couldn't even eat the fucker after I cooked him!!! there was lobster poop all over the place... AAACK!!! ![]()
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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In AU they also have another crustation they call bugs.
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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Would Fedex Ship live lobsters? I can grab half a dozen on a Saturday Morning. The license for a day is just $12 and you can take 6 per person, or up to 24 per boat. |
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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Maybe I should send some to fappeddotcom.... he seems hungry!
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Fuck freeze em, and dry ice send em. I do not need them live.
So you can get 6 per day, and if you freeze them you could do a few days. lemme know your rate minus shipping. I am serious. |
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Next time use tongs. Big tongs. LONNNNNG tongs. Grab that sucker and don't just drop him in the boiling water, PUT him down IN the boiling water, and hold him with the tongs until he stops squirming and starts cooking. Damn ocean roaches, afraid of a little hot tub action. ![]()
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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![]() Anyway, I would be glad to send you some the next time I go out. Find out for me what is involved in all this "freeze and dry ice and ship them" crap and I just send 'em to ya. Send me an email [email protected] |
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If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them so tasty!
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If anyone is actually remotely interested in going veggie or vegan(I doubt it from reading most of these replies) then maybe this will put you over the top :
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i love lobster, but i could never pick them out of the tank at Red Lobster....
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Fuck it's definitely cruel, but human beings are generally pretty fucking cruel to animals. Of course they taste fucking great, but it would be good if they were killed instantly instead of slowly and painfully. Same as when people are fishing and they let those fuckers slowly die from no air, just bash em in the head first.
Good karma, dont want to come back as a fucking lobster.
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His wife is prego right now for the 2nd time. Expecting 50 or so young this time (if she doesn't eat them all)
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Damn it's 2 in the morning here and I have a fat ass Rib Eye Steak in the Refrigerator...looks like im eating!
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I love seafood.....
it's gotta be as fresh as ya can get it.
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hit them with the fish bonker and that should ease the pain of the boiling
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Great when did GFY care...
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Btw, an interesting fact I found out when reading up about hunting legislation:
Hitler?s first dictatorial act, after the passing of the Enabling Act (1933) was to regulate the cooking of lobsters (he was distressed by their screams when tossed into boiling water). Only then did he abolish free trade unions. http://www.huntfacts.com/hitler.htm Not trying to use this to take from or give to either arguement, but I found it pretty strange. |
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Interesting topic - lol
Saw something about this on the Discovery Channel just a week or so ago. They say that lobsters HAVE to be boiled alive because they have some sort of bacteria that takes hold and spreads quickly if they are killed first. Also - they DON'T scream. The guy said that the noise people hear is air pockets filling with water when they are submerged. He says you can put them into normal temp water and hear the same thing. It's just our own little *guilt trip* for boiling something alive that makes us think that sound is a scream. Personally I don't like lobster - but hub loves the stuff. My daughter is the type that wants to buy the lobsters at the grocery store and set them free. Kinda hard to do in the middle of the desert though - I think he'd flip his claw at you and say "just boil me dammit!" lol ![]()
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The sound that you hear is caused by the lobster's bodily fluids turning to steam and escaping its shell.
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Of course its cruel to boil a lobster alive. Its also cruel to boil puppies, kittens, and people alive. People tend to sympathize with cute animals, but just about anything with a nervous system can experience pain.
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Now with more Jayne
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I'll ask them tonight for you what they think about it
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Same goes for fruits and vegetables. Pesticides and fertilizers are sprayed on plants, the soil used to grow vegetables has been overused it no longer contains the minerals to produce healthy plants naturally. Then the produce is sprayed with wax to make them look better. If you don't think these chemicals get into your hahahaha you are dead wrong. 100 years ago cancer, diabetes, etc were virtually unheard of in young people, now its almost at epidemic proportions. Organic is the only way to really eat healthy. |
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fuck i dont like lobster you can boil them
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Unfortunately, even organic foods can be contaminated by genetically modified foods. Cross polination is a reality.
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off topic...how do these threads come alive after such a long time<?
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* No pesticides, antibiotics or hormones. * 100% certified organic feed and pasture, which means no genetically modified foods seeds or feeds or and is raised without herbicides, pesticides or chemical fertilizers. * No nitrates, nitrites or preservatives. * Animals are never fed animal by-products. * Freedom of movement for animals, with full access to the outdoors. Humane treatment of animals (defined by the Humane Society of the United States.) * Farm and farm records are inspected every year by a third party to ensure the standards are being enforced. |
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So all you lobster mourners are Vegetarians? Don't wear leather shoes or belts..no leather in the car?
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Better than burning a cat live. imo
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another example of human barbarism... it pains me
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