I attempted to boil a live lobster once... got him close to the water started to lower him in.. his tail went fuckin' nuts when he hit the water.... splashed boiling water all over myself, lobster got free... and backed himself behind my refridgerator!!
what a fuckin' nightmare...
then I couldn't even eat the fucker after I cooked him!!!
there was lobster poop all over the place... AAACK!!!
