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Originally posted by johnie712
I attempted to boil a live lobster once... got him close to the water started to lower him in.. his tail went fuckin' nuts when he hit the water.... splashed boiling water all over myself, lobster got free... and backed himself behind my refridgerator!!
what a fuckin' nightmare...
then I couldn't even eat the fucker after I cooked him!!!
there was lobster poop all over the place... AAACK!!! 
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Hilarious.
Next time use tongs. Big tongs. LONNNNNG tongs. Grab that sucker and don't just drop him in the boiling water, PUT him down IN the boiling water, and hold him with the tongs until he stops squirming and starts cooking.
Damn ocean roaches, afraid of a little hot tub action.