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Juicy D. Links · 07-26-2003, 04:25 PM

I am gonna masturbate with my left and right hand simultaneously using the stroke stroke relax technique is this legal?

Jake · 07-26-2003, 04:27 PM

Nah dude, I'll sue your ass. I hold the patent on that!

BigFrog · 07-26-2003, 04:27 PM

the technique is not, but i hold the patents on curling your pinky finger around your shaft.

any violations of this patent and you owe me 10% of your pubic hair.

gothweb · 07-26-2003, 04:27 PM

Let's just say if anyone charges you, I have prior art.

asneed · 07-26-2003, 04:27 PM

Only if you deposit your cum into lil2rich4u2's mouth afterwards. Thats his licensing fee.

Juicy D. Links · 07-26-2003, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charlie6763
Nah dude, I'll sue your ass. I hold the patent on that!

Whats you licensing fee per milliter of cum shot?

TheFLY · 07-26-2003, 04:32 PM

State your patent number for the record.

BigFrog · 07-26-2003, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
State your patent number for the record.

my patent # is private. quit ganging up on me or i'll file a charge of conspiracy in the california state court.

mutha fuckas!

Tipsy · 07-26-2003, 04:35 PM

If you have a dildo up your ass too I have patent on that. Otherwise go ahead.

Tipsy · 07-26-2003, 04:37 PM

Careful though - if your cock starts streaming anything at the end Acacia will be after you!

Hmm..you may be OK though if nobody is there to share the streaming with you.

EscortBiz · 07-26-2003, 04:37 PM

Does it stream when it downloads?

07-26-2003, 04:38 PM

I have a patent on your breathing
only 1 cent per breath taken

paypal: [email protected]

Juicy D. Links · 07-26-2003, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Does it stream when it downloads?

Hmmm depends. If i hold my testicles and stop the cum from shooting i can get a good stream going for about 2 seconds, but if i dont its choppy as in its shooooots relaxes then shoooots again.

Ice · 07-26-2003, 04:45 PM

sigh.... another 30 seconds of my life I will never get back from reading a Juicy post.

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