Before i do this will this infringe on any patents?
 

I am gonna masturbate with my left and right hand simultaneously using the stroke stroke relax technique is this legal?

Nah dude, I'll sue your ass. I hold the patent on that!

the technique is not, but i hold the patents on curling your pinky finger around your shaft.

any violations of this patent and you owe me 10% of your pubic hair.

:1orglaugh

Let's just say if anyone charges you, I have prior art.

Only if you deposit your cum into lil2rich4u2's mouth afterwards. Thats his licensing fee.

Whats you licensing fee per milliter of cum shot?

State your patent number for the record.

my patent # is private. quit ganging up on me or i'll file a charge of conspiracy in the california state court.

mutha fuckas!

If you have a dildo up your ass too I have patent on that. Otherwise go ahead.

Careful though - if your cock starts streaming anything at the end Acacia will be after you!

Hmm..you may be OK though if nobody is there to share the streaming with you.

Does it stream when it downloads?

I have a patent on your breathing
only 1 cent per breath taken

paypal: [email protected]

Hmmm depends. If i hold my testicles and stop the cum from shooting i can get a good stream going for about 2 seconds, but if i dont its choppy as in its shooooots relaxes then shoooots again.

sigh.... another 30 seconds of my life I will never get back from reading a Juicy post.:thumbsup