Before i do this will this infringe on any patents?

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Before i do this will this infringe on any patents?

    I am gonna masturbate with my left and right hand simultaneously using the stroke stroke relax technique is this legal?
  • charlie6763
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2001
    • 3056

    #2
    Nah dude, I'll sue your ass. I hold the patent on that!

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    • BigFrog
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2002
      • 2057

      #3
      the technique is not, but i hold the patents on curling your pinky finger around your shaft.

      any violations of this patent and you owe me 10% of your pubic hair.

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      • gothweb
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2002
        • 8849

        #4
        Let's just say if anyone charges you, I have prior art.

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        • asneed
          Confirmed User
          • May 2003
          • 180

          #5
          Only if you deposit your cum into lil2rich4u2's mouth afterwards. Thats his licensing fee.
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          • juicylinks
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            Originally posted by charlie6763
            Nah dude, I'll sue your ass. I hold the patent on that!
            Whats you licensing fee per milliter of cum shot?

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            • TheFLY
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jan 2001
              • 11856

              #7
              State your patent number for the record.

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              • BigFrog
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2002
                • 2057

                #8
                Originally posted by TheFLY
                State your patent number for the record.

                my patent # is private. quit ganging up on me or i'll file a charge of conspiracy in the california state court.

                mutha fuckas!

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                • Tipsy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 6989

                  #9
                  If you have a dildo up your ass too I have patent on that. Otherwise go ahead.
                  Ignorance is never bliss.

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                  • Tipsy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 6989

                    #10
                    Careful though - if your cock starts streaming anything at the end Acacia will be after you!

                    Hmm..you may be OK though if nobody is there to share the streaming with you.
                    Ignorance is never bliss.

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                    • EscortBiz
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                      • May 2002
                      • 19422

                      #11
                      Does it stream when it downloads?

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                      • buddyjuf

                        #12
                        I have a patent on your breathing
                        only 1 cent per breath taken

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                        • juicylinks
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992

                          #13
                          Originally posted by EscortBiz
                          Does it stream when it downloads?
                          Hmmm depends. If i hold my testicles and stop the cum from shooting i can get a good stream going for about 2 seconds, but if i dont its choppy as in its shooooots relaxes then shoooots again.

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                          • Ice
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 26053

                            #14
                            sigh.... another 30 seconds of my life I will never get back from reading a Juicy post.
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