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saturday night i had some friends over after a night of hitting the bars... about 1am one of my friends went outside to smoke and found this dude on the side of my house. The guy took off of coarse...
I have a gun and a dive knife straped to the back of my head board so i feel somewhat safe in my home... How can i fuck this guy up legally... First i thought about geting a paint ball gun with glow in the dark paint balls and camp out on top of my house... but then again i don't want to spend time waiting for this fucker... other ideas... i was thinking of digging ditches under my window and putting bear traps in them and cover the tops of the ditches with wood chips and grass... land mines, but i dont want to kill anyone barbwire... maybe any ideas? |
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Rent a BBW and make her walk around nude.
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Call me up and I'll come over. Will hog tie him and do what ever you feel necessary. Sounds like fun, you just supply the BEER!
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aren't you aloud to shoot people on your property? |
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Holly crap... thats one brave fucking sniffer.
Dude you should read up on th elaws in FL and see how far you can go to protect yourself. And then fuck that loser up. Thats sick. Get a big ass dog!
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Give him a little competition... call Lawrence Connor
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Try "Rent-A-Pit-Bull" if there is one in yoiur area.
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i'm not even sure i can set traps under my windows... i may still be liable |
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You don't even realize the irony in that statement. How sad.
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Rocki,
Electircal wire works wonders... Mike B |
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I can't blame him |
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No need to Rent a Pitbull...
I happen to know someone who has lots of them and would be more than happy to lend you one. heheh |
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Motion activated lights should scare him off. If not, try getting a few of those voyeur cams (X10's) and once you see him getting nearby, the paintball gun should come in handy. If that still doesn't work, get BT to kick his ass but turn off the cams before that, no need for evidence when it comes to the ass kicking part.
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About shooting people... if someone is attacking you on your property, you can take whatever measures necessary, and then some to stop the attack. Even in most cases of self defense, killing the perp could land you in a world of hurt. But if it's on your property, you have a green light to do whatever you want.
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Invite some gay friends over, leave the blinds open, and let them play hide the sausage.
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hire some pipe hitting crew to get midevil on his ass
check out x10.com and get him on tape baby
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can i be liable is someone gets hurt in my yard and it's premeditated...
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It is not premeditated if you post warning signs...like warning electric fence / no tresspassing
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fill a bucket of tar then make a trip wire and line it up so the bucket falls on him, then take a bag full of feathers and throw it on him!
HAHAHA. or u could: hit him in the face with a bat. HAHAHA. or do both! HAHAHA. |
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Show him your tits, the poor guy just wants some action....
Or just invite him in, then shoot him inside your house. Make sure you hit him in the head so he can't talk if he lives! |
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Hey Rocki,
My girlfriend went through the same shit. I hid in the bushes 3 nights in a row to finally catch this guy and beat his ass. First thing, get a motion detector light outside your window. These pervs hate pets, so get a dog if you don't have one, and call the cops if you hear any bumps in the night. Scary thing is, its probably a neighbor or someone you know, and they tend to get bolder as time goes on. Go get'm girl!!!
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yeah, show off the goods
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Can't believe this wasn't posted yet....
http://adamsandler.com/01_features/popup_peeper.html |
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I wasn't being a "peeping tom"... i lost my dog.. and I thought it was in your house...
![]() seriously.. motion lights would probably be your safest bet... put some wet dog/human shit below all of your windows too.. make sure to run your sprinklers so it is nice and wet...
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or motion detectors that activate your sprinklers. Put some itching powder in your sprinkler heads, or something else that will be painful. He won't be back.
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beat the guys ass! is it a house, if he is on your yard, he is on private property
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I had a cop in New Orleans tell me that if I have to shoot an intruder, make sure its not in the back, and if I shoot him outdoors bring the body in before calling the cops.
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what's wrong with peeping?
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Steal an alarm sign from someone else's yard
Motion-activated lights should do the trick nicely. They're super cheap, too. Other than that, I would definitely go to all your neighbours and tell them about it. Ask them if they've seen anything, and if they can keep an eye open for you when you're not home. If one of them IS the peeping tom, he'll know he's busted and will probably leave you alone. Hope that helps!
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JDOG... yeah it's a 3 bedroom house and i live alone... funny thing is it's a gay neigherborhood... maybe some fag is closet straight LOL |
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The motion dector lights would do wonders. No peeping tom wants to be seen. Mix that with a big dog and you got no more peeping toms. |
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I think we are missing the best one of all....
Call the police (very quietly so he can't hear you, and when you whisper to 911 they will think you are legit)...tell them that someone is trying to break into your house. Sit back and enjoy the show. |
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Watch out. He could be one of those freaks who likes to start fires too.
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IF its a window inside a fence where kids can't get to it without climbing... a canister of bear mace spray and a trip wire set so it sprays the area around your window would work...
Wrong window outside the fence? Shift bedrooms. Or sprinkle heavily on the ground a chemical called potassium permangenate all around the area after telling the police. It will stain his hands and clothes a real dark purple red that is hard to wash off. Hear him? Call the police and have them to a door canvas with a spray bottle of water. (Their lab guys can tell them its harmless and conclusive evidence) Spray hands and clothing with water? Nothing, Spray hands and clothes with water and chemical present? Priceless.
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Hi
Keep it simple. Rake up your lawn and then leave a couple rakes laying where the peeping tom will step on them . picture it: The creep is sneaking up in the dark and BAM! RIGHT IN THE FACE (OUCH!) then he has some panic of what happened and who heard it I stepped on one once and can tell you they hurt, I was lucky and the handle missed my nose. |
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Get one of those X10 cameras. When he's outside your window pretend to go in the bathroom to wash your hair or something. Call the police and tell them theres a man with a knife outside your window. Go back out, stall for time by teasing him. Police should be there now. If your lucky the cops will be trigger happy and they'll take him out for you. |
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get some big fat-headed dogs and take them for a walk...if nothing else they're great pets and oftentimes a REAL good dirtbag deterrent...
most of the time my 2 rotties are REAL sweeties...but at night and around dickheads, they get a little 'squirrely'
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Put some cans and bottles on cement blocks outside your bedroom window, and pick off a few every night for a week.
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Just go outside and kick his ass Rock.......Take a bat to that punk.
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