rocki

saturday night i had some friends over after a night of hitting the bars... about 1am one of my friends went outside to smoke and found this dude on the side of my house. The guy took off of coarse...

I have a gun and a dive knife straped to the back of my head board so i feel somewhat safe in my home...

How can i fuck this guy up legally...

First i thought about geting a paint ball gun with glow in the dark paint balls and camp out on top of my house... but then again i don't want to spend time waiting for this fucker...

other ideas... i was thinking of digging ditches under my window and putting bear traps in them and cover the tops of the ditches with wood chips and grass...

land mines, but i dont want to kill anyone

barbwire... maybe

any ideas?