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ParasiteTV · 07-06-2003, 11:30 PM

Spam me with funny url's. I'm bored, I was suppoosed to get fucked tonight, but some idiot screwed up my plans.

So hit me.

Joe Sixpack · 07-06-2003, 11:31 PM

Show us your tits first!

07-06-2003, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Show us your tits first!

concurred!

GeXus · 07-06-2003, 11:32 PM

Um.. dude you are a virgin, dont kid yourself. And its not your boyfriends fault that you didnt get "fucked"

ParasiteTV · 07-06-2003, 11:33 PM

there ya go. Now send over some urls.

Doctor Dre · 07-06-2003, 11:33 PM

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A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

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SL|M! · 07-06-2003, 11:34 PM

How dare he!

ParasiteTV · 07-06-2003, 11:35 PM

Actually no, its not his fault, its the fault of the idiot who was supposed to answer the fucking phone, while i was busy. Boyfriends phone is fuct so he had to call from a payphone and the stupid fuck who i placed in charge of the simple operation of answering my phone just stared at while it rang.

fucking dumbass.

GeXus · 07-06-2003, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by ParasiteTV
Actually no, its not his fault, its the fault of the idiot who was supposed to answer the fucking phone, while i was busy. Boyfriends phone is fuct so he had to call from a payphone and the stupid fuck who i placed in charge of the simple operation of answering my phone just stared at while it rang.

fucking dumbass.

Are you 13?

ParasiteTV · 07-06-2003, 11:36 PM

hey slim wassup!

umm.. dr dre, i appreciate your effort but those joked sucked ass. lol.

ParasiteTV · 07-06-2003, 11:37 PM

Actually im 12 but turning 13 next month. What's it to ya?

SL|M! · 07-06-2003, 11:37 PM

Yo dude! Maybe the guy in charge of answering the phone sabotaged the whole operation to fuck u! Did u think of that?

ParasiteTV · 07-06-2003, 11:39 PM

come on boys, hit me up, that emo shit was hilarious from earlier today...

goddam it im pissed, you know what i mean, you look forward to going out, getting fucked and then nada. brutal.

Spunky · 07-06-2003, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by ParasiteTV
come on boys, hit me up, that emo shit was hilarious from earlier today...

goddam it im pissed, you know what i mean, you look forward to going out, getting fucked and then nada. brutal.

You need a good rump fuck..

Joe Sixpack · 07-06-2003, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by ParasiteTV
goddam it im pissed, you know what i mean, you look forward to going out, getting fucked and then nada. brutal.

So stop ya bitching and fuck yourself instead!

PS Do you do anal?

ParasiteTV · 07-06-2003, 11:42 PM

i told the dude, i said, "answer my phone when it rings, its an important call.."

he says, "sure, i think i can do that."

then he tells me the phone rang and he didnt answer it. what a fucking idiot. man i need my fucking sex, its been like 3 days now.

ParasiteTV · 07-06-2003, 11:43 PM

fuck that, i dont wanna rub one off, i want some hardcore, sweaty, mean ass rock and roll sex goddam it!

SL|M! · 07-06-2003, 11:43 PM

U need a drilldo!

ParasiteTV · 07-06-2003, 11:43 PM

to danko jones!

James King · 07-06-2003, 11:43 PM

This whore posted her tits ages ago, it's in an old thread somewhere... she had a good rack too.

SL|M! · 07-06-2003, 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by ParasiteTV
fuck that, i dont wanna rub one off, i want some hardcore, sweaty, mean ass rock and roll sex goddam it!

I think you need Elvis...lol

ParasiteTV · 07-06-2003, 11:46 PM

not into the vibrators, the noise is too distracting. im an old fashioned girl with simple needs; spankings and candle wax, hehehe.

ParasiteTV · 07-06-2003, 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by James King
This whore posted her tits ages ago, it's in an old thread somewhere... she had a good rack too.

Look at this fucker, probably 5'6, 350 pounds of pure webmaster flabbliness, has the fucking balls to call me a whore, not everybody follows in your momma's footsteps boy.

So hire an escort and keep 'pimping' ... while your at it, have your momma give me a call, her farm site isnt converting and i want my 50 cents back. biatch.

ps: thanks, i do have a nice rack.

Spunky · 07-06-2003, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by ParasiteTV

thanks, i do have a nice rack.

Prove it

James King · 07-06-2003, 11:52 PM

Don't get so defensive, there's nothing wrong with being a whore... I'm sure it's a fine longstanding tradition in your family.

SL|M! · 07-06-2003, 11:53 PM

*gets the popcorn out*

ParasiteTV has a sharp tongue..seen that in Vegas

KRL · 07-06-2003, 11:57 PM

ParasiteTV · 07-06-2003, 11:57 PM

what the fuck do you know about long or standing with that shriveled cock of yours.

makes you feel better huh, makes you feel cool, when you try to insult women you could never fuck.

next.

ParasiteTV · 07-06-2003, 11:59 PM

DISCLAIMER: I'm bored, and drama is the next best thing. Good dissing is a sport. Let's play.

SL|M! · 07-07-2003, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by KRL

Sexy

ParasiteTV · 07-07-2003, 12:02 AM

the king has left the building.

Now hit me up with some of those funny urls...

ParasiteTV · 07-07-2003, 12:03 AM

or ya know what... lets exchange stories. i wanna hear the worst or most embarrasing sexual experience you've ever had...

this can be entertaining.

SL|M! · 07-07-2003, 12:03 AM

www.ogrish.com

Joe Sixpack · 07-07-2003, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
or ya know what... lets exchange stories. i wanna hear the worst or most embarrasing sexual experience you've ever had...

this can be entertaining.

You start.

ParasiteTV · 07-07-2003, 12:06 AM

heres mine:

right, so i go out with some dude on a date. he wasnt that hot, but hey, everyone could use backseat bitch sometimes...

so we go to this martini bar, and i start pounding em back, with my vodka goggles on and fastened, we head out to the park.

so we start making out etc etc, and i got to unbotton his pants.

well...

motherfucker had a dick so small i needed a pair of tweezers and straw to maneuver that thing.

so i just look at it.
he looks at me.
we look at each other.

and i tell him to drive me home. fuck that. or better yet, no way im fucking that. lol.

SL|M! · 07-07-2003, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
heres mine:

right, so i go out with some dude on a date. he wasnt that hot, but hey, everyone could use backseat bitch sometimes...

so we go to this martini bar, and i start pounding em back, with my vodka goggles on and fastened, we head out to the park.

so we start making out etc etc, and i got to unbotton his pants.

well...

motherfucker had a dick so small i needed a pair of tweezers and straw to maneuver that thing.

so i just look at it.
he looks at me.
we look at each other.

and i tell him to drive me home. fuck that. or better yet, no way im fucking that. lol.

You promised me you would never tell that story again

ParasiteTV · 07-07-2003, 12:09 AM

heheh, my daddy called. hes coming ova. yee fucking haw.

ParasiteTV · 07-07-2003, 12:10 AM

sorry slim, i had to tell...

your turn.

SL|M! · 07-07-2003, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
sorry slim, i had to tell...

your turn.

I rarely have sex, so I really dont have any stories to tell

Joe Sixpack · 07-07-2003, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
heheh, my daddy called. hes coming ova. yee fucking haw.

You like to fuck your Daddy?

Well you know what they say... KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY!

Nasty D · 07-07-2003, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
heheh, my daddy called. hes coming ova. yee fucking haw.

yee haw...Ride him like a little cow girl!

Spunky · 07-07-2003, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
heheh, my daddy called. hes coming ova. yee fucking haw.

Whore..I lost all respect for you now

Serious jd · 07-07-2003, 12:45 AM

where are the attention whore pics

iroc409 · 07-07-2003, 12:48 AM

Quote:

That early experience with books is probably responsible for the fact that I don't remember ever being bored, throughout my education. In fact, I think contemporary society is all mixed up in its concept of "boredom": people often say to each other that they are bored, but to me this almost a shocking, shameful admission. Why should it be somebody else's duty to entertain us? People who can't find anything of interest to what they are doing, who constantly need external sources of stimulation and amusement, are missing most of life's pleasures.

-Donald E. Knuth

multisexsite · 07-07-2003, 01:05 AM

07-06-2003, 11:30 PM	#1
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	Entertain Me Spam me with funny url's. I'm bored, I was suppoosed to get fucked tonight, but some idiot screwed up my plans. So hit me. __________________

07-06-2003, 11:32 PM	#4
GeXus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Yo Mommas Pussy Posts: 3,320	Um.. dude you are a virgin, dont kid yourself. And its not your boyfriends fault that you didnt get "fucked" __________________

07-06-2003, 11:33 PM	#5
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	there ya go. Now send over some urls. __________________

07-06-2003, 11:35 PM	#8
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	Actually no, its not his fault, its the fault of the idiot who was supposed to answer the fucking phone, while i was busy. Boyfriends phone is fuct so he had to call from a payphone and the stupid fuck who i placed in charge of the simple operation of answering my phone just stared at while it rang. fucking dumbass. __________________

07-06-2003, 11:36 PM	#10
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	hey slim wassup! umm.. dr dre, i appreciate your effort but those joked sucked ass. lol. __________________

07-06-2003, 11:31 PM	#2
Joe Sixpack So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 3,793	Show us your tits first!

07-06-2003, 11:34 PM	#7
SL\|M! Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The BP4L Bunker Posts: 1,480	How dare he!

07-06-2003, 11:37 PM	#11
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	Actually im 12 but turning 13 next month. What's it to ya? __________________

07-06-2003, 11:39 PM	#13
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	come on boys, hit me up, that emo shit was hilarious from earlier today... goddam it im pissed, you know what i mean, you look forward to going out, getting fucked and then nada. brutal. __________________

07-06-2003, 11:42 PM	#16
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	i told the dude, i said, "answer my phone when it rings, its an important call.." he says, "sure, i think i can do that." then he tells me the phone rang and he didnt answer it. what a fucking idiot. man i need my fucking sex, its been like 3 days now. __________________

07-06-2003, 11:43 PM	#17
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	fuck that, i dont wanna rub one off, i want some hardcore, sweaty, mean ass rock and roll sex goddam it! __________________

07-06-2003, 11:43 PM	#19
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	to danko jones! __________________

07-06-2003, 11:43 PM	#20
James King Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 130	This whore posted her tits ages ago, it's in an old thread somewhere... she had a good rack too. __________________

07-06-2003, 11:46 PM	#22
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	not into the vibrators, the noise is too distracting. im an old fashioned girl with simple needs; spankings and candle wax, hehehe. __________________

07-06-2003, 11:52 PM	#25
James King Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 130	Don't get so defensive, there's nothing wrong with being a whore... I'm sure it's a fine longstanding tradition in your family. __________________

07-06-2003, 11:53 PM	#26
SL\|M! Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The BP4L Bunker Posts: 1,480	gets the popcorn out ParasiteTV has a sharp tongue..seen that in Vegas

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07-06-2003, 11:59 PM	#29
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	DISCLAIMER: I'm bored, and drama is the next best thing. Good dissing is a sport. Let's play. __________________

07-07-2003, 12:02 AM	#31
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	the king has left the building. Now hit me up with some of those funny urls... __________________

07-07-2003, 12:03 AM	#32
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	or ya know what... lets exchange stories. i wanna hear the worst or most embarrasing sexual experience you've ever had... this can be entertaining. __________________

07-07-2003, 12:06 AM	#35
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	heres mine: right, so i go out with some dude on a date. he wasnt that hot, but hey, everyone could use backseat bitch sometimes... so we go to this martini bar, and i start pounding em back, with my vodka goggles on and fastened, we head out to the park. so we start making out etc etc, and i got to unbotton his pants. well... motherfucker had a dick so small i needed a pair of tweezers and straw to maneuver that thing. so i just look at it. he looks at me. we look at each other. and i tell him to drive me home. fuck that. or better yet, no way im fucking that. lol. __________________

07-07-2003, 12:09 AM	#37
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	heheh, my daddy called. hes coming ova. yee fucking haw. __________________

07-07-2003, 12:10 AM	#38
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	sorry slim, i had to tell... your turn. __________________

07-07-2003, 12:45 AM	#43
Serious jd Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 103	where are the attention whore pics

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