07-07-2003, 12:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ParasiteTV
heres mine:
right, so i go out with some dude on a date. he wasnt that hot, but hey, everyone could use backseat bitch sometimes...
so we go to this martini bar, and i start pounding em back, with my vodka goggles on and fastened, we head out to the park.
so we start making out etc etc, and i got to unbotton his pants.
well...
motherfucker had a dick so small i needed a pair of tweezers and straw to maneuver that thing.
so i just look at it.
he looks at me.
we look at each other.
and i tell him to drive me home. fuck that. or better yet, no way im fucking that. lol.
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