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NoCarrier · 07-05-2003, 06:33 PM

This girl is fucking hot, I met her during a recent party.. Now after a couple of days, we met again and we started making love (FUCKING) and her pussy WAS A FUCKING TUNA. I love eating a girl before.. But this was insane.. WTF.. I know it's not always about hygiene because she smelled like flowers with her perfume but the vagina tuna smell was just horrible.. FUCK I HATE THAT!

LadyMischief · 07-05-2003, 06:35 PM

She was probably a doucher.. Douching is EXTREMELY bad for vaginal PH, and it makes pussies smell like tuna.. Why people do it I have NO fucking clue.

Juicy D. Links · 07-05-2003, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
This girl is fucking hot, I met her during a recent party.. Now after a couple of days, we met again and we started making love (FUCKING) and her pussy WAS A FUCKING TUNA. I love eating a girl before.. But this was insane.. WTF.. I know it's not always about hygiene because she smelled like flowers with her perfure but the vagina tuna smell was just horrible.. FUCK I HATE THAT!

summers eve douche

eroswebmaster · 07-05-2003, 07:05 PM

My dad used to say, " how can something that looks like a pound of raw liver and smells like day old tuna taste so good?"

stocktrader23 · 07-05-2003, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
She was probably a doucher.. Douching is EXTREMELY bad for vaginal PH, and it makes pussies smell like tuna.. Why people do it I have NO fucking clue.

Umm, undouched ones don't smell too good usually.

Spunky · 07-05-2003, 07:13 PM

Yuck..nothing makes my dick go limp faster.

Babaganoosh · 07-05-2003, 07:15 PM

Heh, she's probably posting on her favorite board right now talking about this dude she fucked today who had the nastiest smelling frumunda cheese.

LadyMischief · 07-05-2003, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

Umm, undouched ones don't smell too good usually.

Depends on your taste. DOuching makes them a MILLION times worse, and it's also EXTREMELY unhealthy. A lot of things affect smell/taste... Hormone levels, time of the month, sweat, diet, you name it.

NoCarrier · 07-05-2003, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Heh, she's probably posting on her favorite board right now talking about this dude she fucked today who had the nastiest smelling frumunda cheese.

Yeah, you are right, and that post is about you.

hottoddy · 07-05-2003, 07:26 PM

There's really no such thing as an "odor free" pussy. It's all just a matter of degree. That's why you get them in the shower or hot soapy bath before munching.

LadyMischief · 07-05-2003, 07:27 PM

If a pussy is clean and not overpowering, I actually enjoy the taste/smell of pussy. I love tasting my own, and I've tasted some AMAZING cooter.... I had one girl I fucking SWEAR her pussy tasted like peaches and cream.. I ate her for days on end.

NoCarrier · 07-05-2003, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy
There's really no such thing as an "odor free" pussy. It's all just a matter of degree. That's why you get them in the shower or hot soapy bath before munching.

If you say that, I can tell you that this means you've only experienced the pussy where you came out from.

GeXus · 07-05-2003, 07:32 PM

oh man.. i feel your pain brother.. nothing is worse then a tuna smelling pussy.. NOTHING.. not even getting poked in your eye with needles. I was drunk one day, at a party, and i had sex with a fat girl (NEVER AGAIN). She smelled like a meen tuna, it was real bad, i rolled her over, threw my clothes on and left right away.. man its bad..

hottoddy · 07-05-2003, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier

If you say that, I can tell you that this means you've only experienced the pussy where you came out from.

Ha ha. It must be tough to insult people with pigeon English, eh?

CDSmith · 07-05-2003, 07:36 PM

Did you munch of the carpet anyways?

did you.... give her a feast inspection.... of her yeast infection?

ha ha..... ewwwww.

jimmyf · 07-05-2003, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
If a pussy is clean and not overpowering, I actually enjoy the taste/smell of pussy.

Me 2, I like a woman after she's had a good work out or after a days work. Yum Yum..

Glab her before she get to the bath, shower. Lick her all over...

BlackCrayon · 07-05-2003, 07:41 PM

could be several things
yeast infection
urinary tract infection
bacterial vaginosis
try and get her to visit the gyno, good luck bringing that one up lol.

LadyMischief · 07-05-2003, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackCrayon
could be several things
yeast infection
urinary tract infection
bacterial vaginosis
try and get her to visit the gyno, good luck bringing that one up lol.

Yeah, no kidding eh?

CDSmith · 07-05-2003, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf
Me 2, I like a woman after she's had a good work out or after a days work. Yum Yum.. Glab her before she get to the bath, shower. Lick her all over...

Aren't you a 45 yr old matronly woman?

ha ha

Maz · 07-05-2003, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackCrayon
could be several things
yeast infection
urinary tract infection
bacterial vaginosis
try and get her to visit the gyno, good luck bringing that one up lol.

how about - your pussy is attracting flies, go get that shit inspected.

KRL · 07-05-2003, 07:55 PM

I've been very fortunate and have had only 2 nasty ones. The first girl I hooked up with when I moved to California when I was 20. I don't know what it was with her but she just sweat like crazy during sex, more than any girl I've been with.

But the worst one was a couple years ago, this girl that I met online and she flew in from Australia. Holy fucking Jesus, it was the first time I actually couldn't even start to go down on her. The foul scent smacked me right in the face when I was inches away. I didn't know what to do cause I'd never had one smell so foul that I couldn't even approach it without starting to want to puke.

Anyway, I thinked she sensed something was wrong and she switched gears and said get on top of me, so I was saved from the horror of it.

Then after we fucked I went to the bathroom to clean up and I smelled it all over me. I must have washed woody 5 times and I still couldn't get rid of the stench. When I got home from the hotel I jumped in the shower came out and it was still there.

Ended up taking several days to get rid of it. She stunk up my Armani suit on top of it when she was pressing into me when we said goodnight.

Tuna? No way, that was like a can of 200 year old anchovies. I still have nightmares about it.

robfantasy · 07-05-2003, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I've been very fortunate and have had only 2 nasty ones. The first girl I hooked up with when I moved to California when I was 20. I don't know what it was with her but she just sweat like crazy during sex, more than any girl I've been with.

But the worst one was a couple years ago, this girl that I met online and she flew in from Australia. Holy fucking Jesus, it was the first time I actually couldn't even start to go down on her. The foul scent smacked me right in the face when I was inches away. I didn't know what to do cause I'd never had one smell so foul that I couldn't even approach it without starting to want to puke.

Anyway, I thinked she sensed something was wrong and she switched gears and said get on top of me, so I was saved from the horror of it.

Then after we fucked I went to the bathroom to clean up and I smelled it all over me. I must have washed woody 5 times and I still couldn't get rid of the stench. When I got home from the hotel I jumped in the shower came out and it was still there.

Ended up taking several days to get rid of it. She stunk up my Armani suit on top of it when she was pressing into me when we said goodnight.

Tuna? No way, that was like a can of 200 year old anchovies. I still have nightmares about it.

escorpio · 07-05-2003, 08:05 PM

KRL - That's one horrifying story. She basically came from Australia to fuck and you get smacked with stink. That is so fucked because in a situation like that with a big build up to the sex it could (and should) have been incredible.

CDSmith · 07-05-2003, 08:09 PM

Sit a girl like that in a bathtub full of hot water and clorox before you go to bed.... EVERY TIME.

BlackCrayon · 07-05-2003, 08:10 PM

thing is this 'stink' is so easily treatable but everyone is afraid to bring it up, i can see if your not close to the girl but otherwise, come on. i rather risk a hard slap in the face from her hand than the slap in the face from the smell.

KRL · 07-05-2003, 08:11 PM

Well it was one of those online connects so I should have known. She sent me pics when she was thin and cute from years back it turned out. So when she got off the plane I almost died and was going to split there and then, because I knew instantly Oh shit she tricked me. But I decided to be a gentleman.

The really sad part is we talked online and on the phone for months prior. She was the nicest girl, had such a sexy Aussie voice on the phone. We got along great in person as well as on the phone.

But with way different looks and that pussy problem, despite really liking her personality and everything else, I just couldn't handle it for anything more than the two weeks she was here.

Spunky · 07-05-2003, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I've been very fortunate and have had only 2 nasty ones. The first girl I hooked up with when I moved to California when I was 20. I don't know what it was with her but she just sweat like crazy during sex, more than any girl I've been with.

But the worst one was a couple years ago, this girl that I met online and she flew in from Australia. Holy fucking Jesus, it was the first time I actually couldn't even start to go down on her. The foul scent smacked me right in the face when I was inches away. I didn't know what to do cause I'd never had one smell so foul that I couldn't even approach it without starting to want to puke.

Anyway, I thinked she sensed something was wrong and she switched gears and said get on top of me, so I was saved from the horror of it.

Then after we fucked I went to the bathroom to clean up and I smelled it all over me. I must have washed woody 5 times and I still couldn't get rid of the stench. When I got home from the hotel I jumped in the shower came out and it was still there.

Ended up taking several days to get rid of it. She stunk up my Armani suit on top of it when she was pressing into me when we said goodnight.

Tuna? No way, that was like a can of 200 year old anchovies. I still have nightmares about it.

Nasty

LadyMischief · 07-05-2003, 08:12 PM

Some girls just honestly don't know.. and they won't know unless someone tells them. If the smell is really bad, it can indicate a serious health problem, and any smart female would be glad to know as opposed to ending up with TSS because her partner was afraid to tell her her poontang stank.

robfantasy · 07-05-2003, 08:18 PM

ive only had 1 nasty pussy experience, with this 25 year old chick. she was extremely good looking, anyways i was thinkin bout eatin that pussy but it was unbearable, the taste that is, i couldnt take it .. i felt like superman being exposed to kryptonite, so i just moved and made her finish giving me head and dodged her phone calls.

EscortBiz · 07-05-2003, 08:19 PM

yup if you are a guy and say you never had a gir;l with a smelly pussy you must be some ugly fuck who doesnt get much pussy

everytime i told a chic "you need to wash your pussy better" (usally over the phone the next day) they always say the same shit "how dare you! I shower 3 times a day"

The fact is if you are a girl you need to soak in a tub or take a shower standing on your head or else the water wont go in the right places.

I did notice that women over 30 are more likly to be clean and smell good them some of these young 18-25 year olds.

LadyMischief · 07-05-2003, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
yup if you are a guy and say you never had a gir;l with a smelly pussy you must be some ugly fuck who doesnt get much pussy

everytime i told a chic "you need to wash your pussy better" (usally over the phone the next day) they always say the same shit "how dare you! I shower 3 times a day"

The fact is if you are a girl you need to soak in a tub or take a shower standing on your head or else the water wont go in the right places.

I did notice that women over 30 are more likly to be clean and smell good them some of these young 18-25 year olds.

yep, because they know the secret.. Soap is bad for pussies.. clear water is the best, soap makes it stink almost as bad as douching. A vagina has a natural balance that it's meant to maintain..when we start throwing chemicals in that fuck with that, things to awry.

eroswebmaster · 07-05-2003, 08:24 PM

Here's the best way to handle the situation.

Honey, we need to talk.

I've been doing some thinking and didn't know how to approach you with this...but ho' you got some serious cancer of the pussy going on.

That shit died and I think rigormortis is setting in.

You might wanna talk to jesus to see if he can bring it back to life, but for now here's a box of arm and hammer baking soda.

Push it way back by the cervix, it'll help kill some bacteria as well as that dead dog smell you got going on down in your love hooch.

AssFairy · 07-05-2003, 08:25 PM

Errrrrm WTF does douche mean

LadyMischief · 07-05-2003, 08:29 PM

http://www.the-clitoris.com

Hammer · 07-05-2003, 08:31 PM

Of course you did see an aids test result before you dove into this stinky pussy that you just met, right? You do know that aids can be transmitted through oral sex I hope and if it smelled that bad it's certainly possible that there is something wrong up there.

Spunky · 07-05-2003, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hammer
Of course you did see an aids test result before you dove into this stinky pussy that you just met, right? You do know that aids can be transmitted through oral sex I hope and if it smelled that bad it's certainly possible that there is something wrong up there.

.. Yea O.K ...your horny and picked up some slut at the bar and you want to ask her for an aids test result?. Chances are you will get your face slapped and wind up jerking off

[Labret] · 07-05-2003, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I've been very fortunate and have had only 2 nasty ones. The first girl I hooked up with when I moved to California when I was 20. I don't know what it was with her but she just sweat like crazy during sex, more than any girl I've been with.

But the worst one was a couple years ago, this girl that I met online and she flew in from Australia. Holy fucking Jesus, it was the first time I actually couldn't even start to go down on her. The foul scent smacked me right in the face when I was inches away. I didn't know what to do cause I'd never had one smell so foul that I couldn't even approach it without starting to want to puke.

Anyway, I thinked she sensed something was wrong and she switched gears and said get on top of me, so I was saved from the horror of it.

Then after we fucked I went to the bathroom to clean up and I smelled it all over me. I must have washed woody 5 times and I still couldn't get rid of the stench. When I got home from the hotel I jumped in the shower came out and it was still there.

Ended up taking several days to get rid of it. She stunk up my Armani suit on top of it when she was pressing into me when we said goodnight.

Tuna? No way, that was like a can of 200 year old anchovies. I still have nightmares about it.

I feel your pain.

I broke up with a girl over stinky cooch.

Back when I was 19 or so I started seeing this girl, cute and nice and all that shit. We dated for a month or so before she decided she was ready consummate the relationship. And when she decided we were at a park in the back of her car.

So... she starts to strip down, after her pants came off a wall of stench hit me that made me almost want to vomit. If I could smell that shit from 3 feet away, there was no way I was going near it. Instant boner killer. I made up some excuse about how I was too drunk to hump to explain why my penis had crawled back up into my stomach.

Next day I broke up with her. There was no possible way that relationship was gonna go anywhere.

L0stMind · 07-05-2003, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

I feel your pain.

I broke up with a girl over stinky cooch.

Back when I was 19 or so I started seeing this girl, cute and nice and all that shit. We dated for a month or so before she decided she was ready consummate the relationship. And when she decided we were at a park in the back of her car.

So... she starts to strip down, after her pants came off a wall of stench hit me that made me almost want to vomit. If I could smell that shit from 3 feet away, there was no way I was going near it. Instant boner killer. I made up some excuse about how I was too drunk to hump to explain why my penis had crawled back up into my stomach.

Next day I broke up with her. There was no possible way that relationship was gonna go anywhere.

HAHAHA!!!

Same thing happened to me at 18 or 19 except instead of a park, we were at a friends house after a party had died down (on his couch)... I pulled out the "i'm too drunk" excuse and passed out asap. Deleted and blocked her # from my cell and never looked back.

Damn...

Peaches · 07-05-2003, 09:42 PM

Mine actually smells abit like tuna about 12-24 hours after I EAT tuna!

And I love tuna, so I have to time it just......right.....so I gross anyone out.

I know a girl whose boyfriend swore hers tasted like saccharin because she ate so much Sweet N Low.

And any doctor will tell a guy with bad tasting spooge to chow down on pineapples - makes it sweet!

And your pee always smells funny after asparagus.

You are what you eat!

Rictor · 07-05-2003, 09:43 PM

Get her to take a shower with you before you hump and clean each others genitals really well.

BV · 07-05-2003, 09:59 PM

After you fuck a chick with a smelly hole just wave your cock in front of her face inches from her nose and ask her to suck on it. They'll get the picture then.

Cheers,
BV

media · 07-05-2003, 10:01 PM

If it tastes like chicken keep on lickin, If it tastes like trout, get the fuck out!!!!!

Media

NoCarrier · 07-05-2003, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy

Ha ha. It must be tough to insult people with pigeon English, eh?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA..

YAWN. Even if my english was perfect and that I had to insult you, I'd still use "pigeon english" for you because you'd be to DUMB to understand anyway.

Better luck next time newbie.

NoCarrier · 07-05-2003, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by robfantasy
ive only had 1 nasty pussy experience, with this 25 year old chick. she was extremely good looking, anyways i was thinkin bout eatin that pussy but it was unbearable, the taste that is, i couldnt take it .. i felt like superman being exposed to kryptonite, so i just moved and made her finish giving me head and dodged her phone calls.

HAHAHAHHA Man..

I almost died laughing..

Yeah, I know the "feeling".

SomeCreep · 07-05-2003, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
This girl is fucking hot, I met her during a recent party.. Now after a couple of days, we met again and we started making love (FUCKING) and her pussy WAS A FUCKING TUNA. I love eating a girl before.. But this was insane.. WTF.. I know it's not always about hygiene because she smelled like flowers with her perfume but the vagina tuna smell was just horrible.. FUCK I HATE THAT!

big deal, get used to it.

NoCarrier · 07-05-2003, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hammer
Of course you did see an aids test result before you dove into this stinky pussy that you just met, right? You do know that aids can be transmitted through oral sex I hope and if it smelled that bad it's certainly possible that there is something wrong up there.

xxxinnovations · 07-05-2003, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BV
After you fuck a chick with a smelly hole just wave your cock in front of her face inches from her nose and ask her to suck on it. They'll get the picture then.

Cheers,
BV

HAHAHAHA, Pretty fucking funny BV

Mr Pheer · 07-05-2003, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
This girl is fucking hot, I met her during a recent party.. Now after a couple of days, we met again and we started making love (FUCKING) and her pussy WAS A FUCKING TUNA. I love eating a girl before.. But this was insane.. WTF.. I know it's not always about hygiene because she smelled like flowers with her perfume but the vagina tuna smell was just horrible.. FUCK I HATE THAT!

send me her pic and I'll put her on smellslikefish.com

Strife · 07-05-2003, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Heh, she's probably posting on her favorite board right now talking about this dude she fucked today who had the nastiest smelling frumunda cheese.

FlyingIguana · 07-05-2003, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I've been very fortunate and have had only 2 nasty ones. The first girl I hooked up with when I moved to California when I was 20. I don't know what it was with her but she just sweat like crazy during sex, more than any girl I've been with.

But the worst one was a couple years ago, this girl that I met online and she flew in from Australia. Holy fucking Jesus, it was the first time I actually couldn't even start to go down on her. The foul scent smacked me right in the face when I was inches away. I didn't know what to do cause I'd never had one smell so foul that I couldn't even approach it without starting to want to puke.

Anyway, I thinked she sensed something was wrong and she switched gears and said get on top of me, so I was saved from the horror of it.

Then after we fucked I went to the bathroom to clean up and I smelled it all over me. I must have washed woody 5 times and I still couldn't get rid of the stench. When I got home from the hotel I jumped in the shower came out and it was still there.

Ended up taking several days to get rid of it. She stunk up my Armani suit on top of it when she was pressing into me when we said goodnight.

Tuna? No way, that was like a can of 200 year old anchovies. I still have nightmares about it.

skunk pussy? must have to bath in tomato juice

07-05-2003, 06:33 PM	#1
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	WTF!!! Allright, I AM FUCKING PISSED NOW! What is it with the TUNA PUSSY SMELL? This girl is fucking hot, I met her during a recent party.. Now after a couple of days, we met again and we started making love (FUCKING) and her pussy WAS A FUCKING TUNA. I love eating a girl before.. But this was insane.. WTF.. I know it's not always about hygiene because she smelled like flowers with her perfume but the vagina tuna smell was just horrible.. FUCK I HATE THAT! __________________

07-05-2003, 06:35 PM	#2
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	She was probably a doucher.. Douching is EXTREMELY bad for vaginal PH, and it makes pussies smell like tuna.. Why people do it I have NO fucking clue. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

07-05-2003, 07:05 PM	#4
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07-05-2003, 07:13 PM	#6
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07-05-2003, 07:15 PM	#7
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Heh, she's probably posting on her favorite board right now talking about this dude she fucked today who had the nastiest smelling frumunda cheese. __________________ I like pie. Last edited by Armed & Hammered; 07-05-2003 at 07:21 PM..

07-05-2003, 07:26 PM	#10
hottoddy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: PacNorWest Posts: 3,049	There's really no such thing as an "odor free" pussy. It's all just a matter of degree. That's why you get them in the shower or hot soapy bath before munching.

07-05-2003, 07:27 PM	#11
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	If a pussy is clean and not overpowering, I actually enjoy the taste/smell of pussy. I love tasting my own, and I've tasted some AMAZING cooter.... I had one girl I fucking SWEAR her pussy tasted like peaches and cream.. I ate her for days on end. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

07-05-2003, 07:32 PM	#13
GeXus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Yo Mommas Pussy Posts: 3,320	oh man.. i feel your pain brother.. nothing is worse then a tuna smelling pussy.. NOTHING.. not even getting poked in your eye with needles. I was drunk one day, at a party, and i had sex with a fat girl (NEVER AGAIN). She smelled like a meen tuna, it was real bad, i rolled her over, threw my clothes on and left right away.. man its bad.. __________________

07-05-2003, 07:36 PM	#15
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Did you munch of the carpet anyways? did you.... give her a feast inspection.... of her yeast infection? ha ha..... ewwwww. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

07-05-2003, 07:41 PM	#17
BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	could be several things yeast infection urinary tract infection bacterial vaginosis try and get her to visit the gyno, good luck bringing that one up lol.

07-05-2003, 07:55 PM	#21
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	I've been very fortunate and have had only 2 nasty ones. The first girl I hooked up with when I moved to California when I was 20. I don't know what it was with her but she just sweat like crazy during sex, more than any girl I've been with. But the worst one was a couple years ago, this girl that I met online and she flew in from Australia. Holy fucking Jesus, it was the first time I actually couldn't even start to go down on her. The foul scent smacked me right in the face when I was inches away. I didn't know what to do cause I'd never had one smell so foul that I couldn't even approach it without starting to want to puke. Anyway, I thinked she sensed something was wrong and she switched gears and said get on top of me, so I was saved from the horror of it. Then after we fucked I went to the bathroom to clean up and I smelled it all over me. I must have washed woody 5 times and I still couldn't get rid of the stench. When I got home from the hotel I jumped in the shower came out and it was still there. Ended up taking several days to get rid of it. She stunk up my Armani suit on top of it when she was pressing into me when we said goodnight. Tuna? No way, that was like a can of 200 year old anchovies. I still have nightmares about it. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

07-05-2003, 08:05 PM	#23
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,222	KRL - That's one horrifying story. She basically came from Australia to fuck and you get smacked with stink. That is so fucked because in a situation like that with a big build up to the sex it could (and should) have been incredible. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

07-05-2003, 08:09 PM	#24
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Sit a girl like that in a bathtub full of hot water and clorox before you go to bed.... EVERY TIME. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

07-05-2003, 08:10 PM	#25
BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	thing is this 'stink' is so easily treatable but everyone is afraid to bring it up, i can see if your not close to the girl but otherwise, come on. i rather risk a hard slap in the face from her hand than the slap in the face from the smell.

07-05-2003, 08:11 PM	#26
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Well it was one of those online connects so I should have known. She sent me pics when she was thin and cute from years back it turned out. So when she got off the plane I almost died and was going to split there and then, because I knew instantly Oh shit she tricked me. But I decided to be a gentleman. The really sad part is we talked online and on the phone for months prior. She was the nicest girl, had such a sexy Aussie voice on the phone. We got along great in person as well as on the phone. But with way different looks and that pussy problem, despite really liking her personality and everything else, I just couldn't handle it for anything more than the two weeks she was here. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

07-05-2003, 08:12 PM	#28
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07-05-2003, 08:18 PM	#29
robfantasy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Medellin, Colombia Posts: 6,445	ive only had 1 nasty pussy experience, with this 25 year old chick. she was extremely good looking, anyways i was thinkin bout eatin that pussy but it was unbearable, the taste that is, i couldnt take it .. i felt like superman being exposed to kryptonite, so i just moved and made her finish giving me head and dodged her phone calls. __________________ Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me

07-05-2003, 08:19 PM	#30
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07-05-2003, 08:24 PM	#32
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Here's the best way to handle the situation. Honey, we need to talk. I've been doing some thinking and didn't know how to approach you with this...but ho' you got some serious cancer of the pussy going on. That shit died and I think rigormortis is setting in. You might wanna talk to jesus to see if he can bring it back to life, but for now here's a box of arm and hammer baking soda. Push it way back by the cervix, it'll help kill some bacteria as well as that dead dog smell you got going on down in your love hooch. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

07-05-2003, 08:25 PM	#33
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07-05-2003, 08:29 PM	#34
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07-05-2003, 08:31 PM	#35
Hammer Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 961	Of course you did see an aids test result before you dove into this stinky pussy that you just met, right? You do know that aids can be transmitted through oral sex I hope and if it smelled that bad it's certainly possible that there is something wrong up there.

07-05-2003, 09:42 PM	#39
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Mine actually smells abit like tuna about 12-24 hours after I EAT tuna! And I love tuna, so I have to time it just......right.....so I gross anyone out. I know a girl whose boyfriend swore hers tasted like saccharin because she ate so much Sweet N Low. And any doctor will tell a guy with bad tasting spooge to chow down on pineapples - makes it sweet! And your pee always smells funny after asparagus. You are what you eat!

07-05-2003, 09:43 PM	#40
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Get her to take a shower with you before you hump and clean each others genitals really well.

07-05-2003, 09:59 PM	#41
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	After you fuck a chick with a smelly hole just wave your cock in front of her face inches from her nose and ask her to suck on it. They'll get the picture then. Cheers, BV

07-05-2003, 10:01 PM	#42
media Confirmed Moneymaker Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees! Posts: 9,853	If it tastes like chicken keep on lickin, If it tastes like trout, get the fuck out!!!!! Media __________________ I'm here for the violence!