I've been very fortunate and have had only 2 nasty ones. The first girl I hooked up with when I moved to California when I was 20. I don't know what it was with her but she just sweat like crazy during sex, more than any girl I've been with.
But the worst one was a couple years ago, this girl that I met online and she flew in from Australia. Holy fucking Jesus, it was the first time I actually couldn't even start to go down on her. The foul scent smacked me right in the face when I was inches away. I didn't know what to do cause I'd never had one smell so foul that I couldn't even approach it without starting to want to puke.
Anyway, I thinked she sensed something was wrong and she switched gears and said get on top of me, so I was saved from the horror of it.
Then after we fucked I went to the bathroom to clean up and I smelled it all over me. I must have washed woody 5 times and I still couldn't get rid of the stench. When I got home from the hotel I jumped in the shower came out and it was still there.
Ended up taking several days to get rid of it. She stunk up my Armani suit on top of it when she was pressing into me when we said goodnight.
Tuna? No way, that was like a can of 200 year old anchovies. I still have nightmares about it.
