WTF!!! Allright, I AM FUCKING PISSED NOW! What is it with the TUNA PUSSY SMELL? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

asuna · 07-05-2003, 11:55 PM

I had one that smelled like raw bacon sometimes, didn't last too long with her

Strife · 07-05-2003, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BV
After you fuck a chick with a smelly hole just wave your cock in front of her face inches from her nose and ask her to suck on it. They'll get the picture then.

Cheers,
BV

69pornlinks · 07-05-2003, 11:58 PM

either she just got fucked before you saw her,or her coochie is rotten...either/or

mule · 07-05-2003, 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
This girl is fucking hot, I met her during a recent party.. Now after a couple of days, we met again and we started making love (FUCKING) and her pussy WAS A FUCKING TUNA. I love eating a girl before.. But this was insane.. WTF.. I know it's not always about hygiene because she smelled like flowers with her perfume but the vagina tuna smell was just horrible.. FUCK I HATE THAT!

She probably has Candida

FlyingIguana · 07-05-2003, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
Mine actually smells abit like tuna about 12-24 hours after I EAT tuna! And I love tuna, so I have to time it just......right.....so I gross anyone out.

I know a girl whose boyfriend swore hers tasted like saccharin because she ate so much Sweet N Low.

And any doctor will tell a guy with bad tasting spooge to chow down on pineapples - makes it sweet!

And your pee always smells funny after asparagus.

You are what you eat!

i'm a tuna smelling pussy?

CDSmith · 07-06-2003, 12:05 AM

A little tuna fishy is normal, and for me anyway, tolerable. I don't mind it a bit. But we're not talking tuna for some of these stories here. No, we're talkin' overripe rotting nasal passage meltown havin' mouldering necrotic crotch-rotting stank pussy. Much worse than a mere case of tuna fishy.

Trust me..... fill tub with hot water, add a few cups of clorox, and shit her in it for 15 minutes.

Or wash her cooch with 190 proof Everclear.

EDIT: Sorry, I meant "Sit" her in it, not "shit" her in it... ha ha

playa · 07-06-2003, 12:12 AM

The girls that have that birth control shot that stops their period are the worst,

I think when girls don't have periods the pussy can't clean itself and it stanks really bad. It even can smell thru they clothes.

FlyingIguana · 07-06-2003, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
A little tuna fishy is normal, and for me anyway, tolerable. I don't mind it a bit. But we're not talking tuna for some of these stories here. No, we're talkin' overripe rotting nasal passage meltown havin' mouldering necrotic crotch-rotting stank pussy. Much worse than a mere case of tuna fishy.

Trust me..... fill tub with hot water, add a few cups of clorox, and shit her in it for 15 minutes.

Or wash her cooch with 190 proof Everclear.

EDIT: Sorry, I meant "Sit" her in it, not "shit" her in it... ha ha

one word

febreze

CDSmith · 07-06-2003, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
one word

febreze

That might work on the milder cases. But kakka stank ho coochie? Nuh uh. Clorox baby. All the way. Maybe pine sol.

MissEve · 07-06-2003, 02:02 AM

A few years ago I was at the Anchorage, Alaska airport and this 80 year old guy with a name tag that says "Sol from Brooklyn" sits down next to me. On Sols other side is a shitfaced commercial fisherman waiting for a flight out. So Sol asks the fisherman if the oil spill caused him any problems and the drunk dude said ....

"The ocean is just like a womans pussy, you leave it alone and it will clean itself out!"

hahahahahahahaha

that still fucking kills me!

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07-06-2003, 12:05 AM	#56
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07-06-2003, 12:12 AM	#57
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	The girls that have that birth control shot that stops their period are the worst, I think when girls don't have periods the pussy can't clean itself and it stanks really bad. It even can smell thru they clothes.

07-06-2003, 02:02 AM	#60
MissEve Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Anchorage, AK Posts: 583	A few years ago I was at the Anchorage, Alaska airport and this 80 year old guy with a name tag that says "Sol from Brooklyn" sits down next to me. On Sols other side is a shitfaced commercial fisherman waiting for a flight out. So Sol asks the fisherman if the oil spill caused him any problems and the drunk dude said .... "The ocean is just like a womans pussy, you leave it alone and it will clean itself out!" hahahahahahahaha that still fucking kills me!