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JunkyardDog · 06-19-2003, 07:32 PM

That Shap and his shaving. I just know he is using one of those cheap ass BIC disposable razors too.

My sales are hemoraging.

If your going to shave, at least use the Mach 3 turbo.

Shit.

Dameian · 06-19-2003, 07:35 PM

Fucking Shap.... that guy DEFINITELY shaves. When I went to visit him, he showed me exactly how he does it and asked me if I could think of better ways so he doesnt get "cut" in the process.

It's like getting cake in the face....

Cockmonkey · 06-19-2003, 07:47 PM

MiLo · 06-19-2003, 07:48 PM

JunkyardDog · 06-19-2003, 07:51 PM

wasss happening??

wargames · 06-19-2003, 07:54 PM

whaaaatttt?

Cockmonkey · 06-19-2003, 07:55 PM

it's almost like getting caught by security in a elevator then pulling 5 g's through the rain while 4x4ing through the green grass and ramming contruction material at 80....

STFC indeed....

just don't think of it as work....

almost made it.....

Smegma · 06-19-2003, 08:38 PM

Shap is a stand up guy.. and If you can't convert his sites then YOU'RE doing something wrong.

Twistys is a kick ass program.. one of the best I have ever seen.

Shit.. I EVEN have a membership..

xApster · 06-19-2003, 09:09 PM

Spam

Mutt · 06-19-2003, 09:46 PM

what is Twistys? Like all glamour girl content?

i've been thinking of knocking out a paysite like that. The content is dirt cheap with all the licensed content guys having their blowout sales.

anything exclusive on Twistys?

quiet · 06-19-2003, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
Shap is a stand up guy..

agreed.

SleazyDream · 06-19-2003, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
Shap is a stand up guy.. and If you can't convert his sites then YOU'RE doing something wrong.

Twistys is a kick ass program.. one of the best I have ever seen.

agreed 100%

magnatique · 06-19-2003, 09:56 PM

LOL

I knew that one was coming.... DOESNTGETIT.COM :P

----

For those of you who didn't know, those were the Best Man and the GroomsMen of Shap...

That fucker got married last week-end muhahahah

I'd post pics, but I think I fuckin lost my camera down in Niagara-by-the-lake! ARGH

JunkyardDog · 06-20-2003, 07:00 AM

Magnatique, lol yeah so tempted to do doesntgetit.com for the man.

Sorry to hear about the camera, you had some very good shots from the wedding on there. Hope it turns up somwhere. I would Ask Shap or Boss if the hotel found it or something.

And yes Twistys is a stand up program. Converts and retains very well.

Brent

Dameian · 06-20-2003, 08:30 AM

Magnatique, there are two things I don't like in this world. People who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures... and the french

Did you really lose your camera?? It's probably still stuck under one of the French girl's skirts.

Yes, it's true. Our well respected friend and colleague tied the knot this past weekend and did it in grand style. The entire event was beautiful thanks to the hard work that "The Boss" devoted to it.

I have known Shap for 5 years. Every since our early days together in Lake Tahoe working for the infamous Xp__s. He's been a standup guy all the way and there is no question Twistys is one hell of an honest program. Our posts were meant as nothing more than an inside joke for Boss and Shap to sit back and laugh at.

Congratulations go to Boss and Shap. There are truly no other people on this earth better suited for one another than these two....

<img src="http://www.demented.com/weee.jpg">

Cockmonkey · 06-20-2003, 08:41 AM

Actually i wasn't one of the groomsmen.... Iam the minister!!!!!

AMEN!!!!

now GFY....

CDSmith · 06-20-2003, 08:45 AM

Congrats Shap.

"Btw, you people here are all on dope." ~ Mr Hand -- <i>Fast times at Ridgemont High"</i>

JunkyardDog · 06-20-2003, 08:46 AM

Glad you posted Minister. I have a bone to pick with you. Next time you tell me to kneel down while you have your fly open I will kick your ass, minister or not.

Brent don't swing that bat.

Brent

Cockmonkey · 06-20-2003, 08:51 AM

You may not, but i have a lovely couple from Toronto tying the knot at 3 and we shall see if they would like to "hit one out of the park"... after all i heard this is the "New Canada"...

Iam just being SARStastic....

Shiny happy people indeed....

beavis · 06-20-2003, 08:51 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mutt
[B]what is Twistys? Like all glamour girl content?

Yeah, who are they...is Twistys an affilliate program or site? post url..........

Cockmonkey · 06-20-2003, 08:51 AM

Oh BTW... AMEN

JunkyardDog · 06-20-2003, 08:53 AM

http://www.twistyscash.com/

lots of content to use, great stats program, plus a ton of hosted galleries.

Plus a movie site that kicks ass.

First class operation.

Brent

Cockmonkey · 06-20-2003, 08:53 AM

http://www.twistyscash.com/

AMEN...

magnatique · 06-20-2003, 11:31 PM

yeah man... fuckin forgot that camera there I think... .I can't find it anywhere...

not only did I had kick ass shots from the wedding, but I had some shots of my trip to the Grand Canyon...

I left a good tip when I left the room (since we kind of left some junk on the floor when you guys went for the wine ;P ) so I hope they'll have it somewhere... couldn't get a hold of em today... I'll call back tomorrow

Dameian · 06-21-2003, 12:58 AM

Dude that sucks Phil

Hopefully you'll recover it. To be honest, I am still pretty damn surprised I have my little Canon Elph?. We've had it out with us so many times and been so damn intoxicated while it's been in our custody I can't believe it's still around to tell the tales of our nightly escapades.

Hopefully it will still be with us for the show in August. You still planning to come down for it??

Cockmonkey · 06-21-2003, 01:08 AM

ah man i hauled one of those damn bottles back with me..

guess i will have to drink it all again .... oh ya..

magnatique · 06-26-2003, 10:58 AM

dameian, yeah, It's the plan...

still haven't found it... called 3 times ;(

Ron2k1 · 06-26-2003, 11:29 AM

I don't they shave because you can check your sales at both ibill and jettis. So how would Shap shave?

Shap · 06-26-2003, 11:37 AM

Hi Ron How are you doing? This thread is a joke. These guys are my buddies and they were all in my wedding party.

We don't shave, like you said everything goes thru the 3rd party processors, we've always been 100% honest and do everything possible for our webmasters

Shap · 06-26-2003, 11:44 AM

See how your friends repay you when you have them fly from Florida to Sars Capital Toronto. I rent us a sweet house in Niagara on the Lake. These guys are in the wedding party right? They are supposed to make sure the groom doesn't screw up the night before. Great job they did, those bastards let me cut my face to shreads with a BIC Razor. Thanks alot guys.

For those wondering, that's what Twistys Shaving is all about. Using a BIC the night before your wedding.

Stats wise, things are rolling, loads of new galleries are up and more are on the way. If any of you have any questions we are back so drop me an email

dichotomy · 06-26-2003, 12:06 PM

well, I remmeber shap from old good times - if you cannot convert him, you are a fucking looser - go flip burgers @ McGayDonalds.

I believe, all this board is about "whos dick is bigger" thats why I believe this will be my only post here.

And it is jus because some LAME N33WBieZ cannot convert that program from their fuck-ass mighty 3k TGP's...

Guys, go play with your dogs dicks instead blaming peole without proof.

Martin · 06-26-2003, 12:07 PM

Congrats Shap.

06-19-2003, 07:32 PM	#1
JunkyardDog Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Swamp Posts: 788	Twistys Shaving That Shap and his shaving. I just know he is using one of those cheap ass BIC disposable razors too. My sales are hemoraging. If your going to shave, at least use the Mach 3 turbo. Shit.

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Cockmonkey Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Everywhere i want to be... Posts: 32	it's almost like getting caught by security in a elevator then pulling 5 g's through the rain while 4x4ing through the green grass and ramming contruction material at 80.... STFC indeed.... just don't think of it as work.... almost made it..... __________________ ------------------- FUB

06-19-2003, 07:35 PM	#2
Dameian Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Relative Obscurity Posts: 122	Fucking Shap.... that guy DEFINITELY shaves. When I went to visit him, he showed me exactly how he does it and asked me if I could think of better ways so he doesnt get "cut" in the process. It's like getting cake in the face....

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JunkyardDog Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Swamp Posts: 788	wasss happening??

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Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	Shap is a stand up guy.. and If you can't convert his sites then YOU'RE doing something wrong. Twistys is a kick ass program.. one of the best I have ever seen. Shit.. I EVEN have a membership.. __________________ <a href="http://www.jupiterhosting.com"><img src="http://www.jupiterhosting.com/banners/55x55.jupiter.gif" alt="" border="0" align=""></a>

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06-19-2003, 09:46 PM	#10
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	what is Twistys? Like all glamour girl content? i've been thinking of knocking out a paysite like that. The content is dirt cheap with all the licensed content guys having their blowout sales. anything exclusive on Twistys? __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

06-19-2003, 09:56 PM	#13
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	LOL I knew that one was coming.... DOESNTGETIT.COM :P ---- For those of you who didn't know, those were the Best Man and the GroomsMen of Shap... That fucker got married last week-end muhahahah I'd post pics, but I think I fuckin lost my camera down in Niagara-by-the-lake! ARGH __________________ Stunner Media Programs: StandAhead \| IndieBucks \| BoyCrushCash \| Phoenixxx \| EmoProfits \| BritishBucks \| HunkMoney \| LatinoBucks Make $$$ with Gay! Lowest Minimum Payouts in the Business, Perfect Track Record, Amazing Sites

06-20-2003, 07:00 AM	#14
JunkyardDog Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Swamp Posts: 788	Magnatique, lol yeah so tempted to do doesntgetit.com for the man. Sorry to hear about the camera, you had some very good shots from the wedding on there. Hope it turns up somwhere. I would Ask Shap or Boss if the hotel found it or something. And yes Twistys is a stand up program. Converts and retains very well. Brent

06-20-2003, 08:30 AM	#15
Dameian Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Relative Obscurity Posts: 122	Magnatique, there are two things I don't like in this world. People who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures... and the french Did you really lose your camera?? It's probably still stuck under one of the French girl's skirts. Yes, it's true. Our well respected friend and colleague tied the knot this past weekend and did it in grand style. The entire event was beautiful thanks to the hard work that "The Boss" devoted to it. I have known Shap for 5 years. Every since our early days together in Lake Tahoe working for the infamous Xp__s. He's been a standup guy all the way and there is no question Twistys is one hell of an honest program. Our posts were meant as nothing more than an inside joke for Boss and Shap to sit back and laugh at. Congratulations go to Boss and Shap. There are truly no other people on this earth better suited for one another than these two.... <img src="http://www.demented.com/weee.jpg"> Last edited by Dameian; 06-20-2003 at 08:47 AM..

06-20-2003, 08:41 AM	#16
Cockmonkey Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Everywhere i want to be... Posts: 32	Actually i wasn't one of the groomsmen.... Iam the minister!!!!! AMEN!!!! now GFY.... __________________ ------------------- FUB

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JunkyardDog Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Swamp Posts: 788	Glad you posted Minister. I have a bone to pick with you. Next time you tell me to kneel down while you have your fly open I will kick your ass, minister or not. Brent don't swing that bat. Brent

06-20-2003, 08:51 AM	#19
Cockmonkey Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Everywhere i want to be... Posts: 32	You may not, but i have a lovely couple from Toronto tying the knot at 3 and we shall see if they would like to "hit one out of the park"... after all i heard this is the "New Canada"... Iam just being SARStastic.... Shiny happy people indeed.... __________________ ------------------- FUB

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beavis Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: S. Fla. Posts: 1,111	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mutt [B]what is Twistys? Like all glamour girl content? Yeah, who are they...is Twistys an affilliate program or site? post url.......... __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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Cockmonkey Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Everywhere i want to be... Posts: 32	Oh BTW... AMEN __________________ ------------------- FUB

06-20-2003, 08:53 AM	#22
JunkyardDog Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Swamp Posts: 788	http://www.twistyscash.com/ lots of content to use, great stats program, plus a ton of hosted galleries. Plus a movie site that kicks ass. First class operation. Brent

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Cockmonkey Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Everywhere i want to be... Posts: 32	http://www.twistyscash.com/ AMEN... __________________ ------------------- FUB

06-20-2003, 11:31 PM	#24
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	yeah man... fuckin forgot that camera there I think... .I can't find it anywhere... not only did I had kick ass shots from the wedding, but I had some shots of my trip to the Grand Canyon... I left a good tip when I left the room (since we kind of left some junk on the floor when you guys went for the wine ;P ) so I hope they'll have it somewhere... couldn't get a hold of em today... I'll call back tomorrow __________________ Stunner Media Programs: StandAhead \| IndieBucks \| BoyCrushCash \| Phoenixxx \| EmoProfits \| BritishBucks \| HunkMoney \| LatinoBucks Make $$$ with Gay! Lowest Minimum Payouts in the Business, Perfect Track Record, Amazing Sites

06-21-2003, 12:58 AM	#25
Dameian Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Relative Obscurity Posts: 122	Dude that sucks Phil Hopefully you'll recover it. To be honest, I am still pretty damn surprised I have my little Canon Elph?. We've had it out with us so many times and been so damn intoxicated while it's been in our custody I can't believe it's still around to tell the tales of our nightly escapades. Hopefully it will still be with us for the show in August. You still planning to come down for it??

06-21-2003, 01:08 AM	#26
Cockmonkey Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Everywhere i want to be... Posts: 32	ah man i hauled one of those damn bottles back with me.. guess i will have to drink it all again .... oh ya.. __________________ ------------------- FUB

06-26-2003, 10:58 AM	#27
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	dameian, yeah, It's the plan... still haven't found it... called 3 times ;( __________________ Stunner Media Programs: StandAhead \| IndieBucks \| BoyCrushCash \| Phoenixxx \| EmoProfits \| BritishBucks \| HunkMoney \| LatinoBucks Make $$$ with Gay! Lowest Minimum Payouts in the Business, Perfect Track Record, Amazing Sites

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Ron2k1 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,573	I don't they shave because you can check your sales at both ibill and jettis. So how would Shap shave?

06-26-2003, 11:37 AM	#29
Shap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,313	Hi Ron How are you doing? This thread is a joke. These guys are my buddies and they were all in my wedding party. We don't shave, like you said everything goes thru the 3rd party processors, we've always been 100% honest and do everything possible for our webmasters

06-26-2003, 11:44 AM	#30
Shap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,313	See how your friends repay you when you have them fly from Florida to Sars Capital Toronto. I rent us a sweet house in Niagara on the Lake. These guys are in the wedding party right? They are supposed to make sure the groom doesn't screw up the night before. Great job they did, those bastards let me cut my face to shreads with a BIC Razor. Thanks alot guys. For those wondering, that's what Twistys Shaving is all about. Using a BIC the night before your wedding. Stats wise, things are rolling, loads of new galleries are up and more are on the way. If any of you have any questions we are back so drop me an email

06-26-2003, 12:06 PM	#31
dichotomy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Near Tunguska Posts: 135	well, I remmeber shap from old good times - if you cannot convert him, you are a fucking looser - go flip burgers @ McGayDonalds. I believe, all this board is about "whos dick is bigger" thats why I believe this will be my only post here. And it is jus because some LAME N33WBieZ cannot convert that program from their fuck-ass mighty 3k TGP's... Guys, go play with your dogs dicks instead blaming peole without proof. __________________ #_ https://se.marketing/

06-26-2003, 12:07 PM	#32
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Congrats Shap. __________________