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  • JunkyardDog
    Confirmed User
    • May 2001
    • 788

    #1

    Twistys Shaving

    That Shap and his shaving. I just know he is using one of those cheap ass BIC disposable razors too.

    My sales are hemoraging.


    If your going to shave, at least use the Mach 3 turbo.


    Shit.
  • Dameian
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 122

    #2
    Fucking Shap.... that guy DEFINITELY shaves. When I went to visit him, he showed me exactly how he does it and asked me if I could think of better ways so he doesnt get "cut" in the process.

    It's like getting cake in the face....

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    • Cockmonkey
      Registered User
      • Jun 2003
      • 32

      #3
      FUB
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      FUB

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      • MiLo
        Confirmed User
        • May 2002
        • 2970

        #4
        wha?
        ICQ: 9203112

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        • JunkyardDog
          Confirmed User
          • May 2001
          • 788

          #5
          wasss happening??

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          • wargames
            Kliris
            • May 2003
            • 10423

            #6
            whaaaatttt?
            ICQ 212-115-582
            Email Steve at Vas Media Group .com

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            • Cockmonkey
              Registered User
              • Jun 2003
              • 32

              #7
              it's almost like getting caught by security in a elevator then pulling 5 g's through the rain while 4x4ing through the green grass and ramming contruction material at 80....


              STFC indeed....


              just don't think of it as work....



              almost made it.....
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              FUB

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              • Smegma
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 1751

                #8
                Shap is a stand up guy.. and If you can't convert his sites then YOU'RE doing something wrong.

                Twistys is a kick ass program.. one of the best I have ever seen.

                Shit.. I EVEN have a membership..
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                • xApster
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 1188

                  #9
                  Spam

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                  • Mutt
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 34431

                    #10
                    what is Twistys? Like all glamour girl content?

                    i've been thinking of knocking out a paysite like that. The content is dirt cheap with all the licensed content guys having their blowout sales.


                    anything exclusive on Twistys?
                    I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                    • quiet
                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 25115

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Smegma
                      Shap is a stand up guy..
                      agreed.
                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                      • SleazyDream
                        I'm here for SPORT
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 41470

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Smegma
                        Shap is a stand up guy.. and If you can't convert his sites then YOU'RE doing something wrong.

                        Twistys is a kick ass program.. one of the best I have ever seen.

                        agreed 100%
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                        • magnatique
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 1830

                          #13
                          LOL

                          I knew that one was coming.... DOESNTGETIT.COM :P


                          ----

                          For those of you who didn't know, those were the Best Man and the GroomsMen of Shap...

                          That fucker got married last week-end muhahahah


                          I'd post pics, but I think I fuckin lost my camera down in Niagara-by-the-lake! ARGH

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                          • JunkyardDog
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2001
                            • 788

                            #14
                            Magnatique, lol yeah so tempted to do doesntgetit.com for the man.

                            Sorry to hear about the camera, you had some very good shots from the wedding on there. Hope it turns up somwhere. I would Ask Shap or Boss if the hotel found it or something.


                            And yes Twistys is a stand up program. Converts and retains very well.


                            Brent

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                            • Dameian
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 122

                              #15
                              Magnatique, there are two things I don't like in this world. People who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures... and the french

                              Did you really lose your camera?? It's probably still stuck under one of the French girl's skirts.

                              Yes, it's true. Our well respected friend and colleague tied the knot this past weekend and did it in grand style. The entire event was beautiful thanks to the hard work that "The Boss" devoted to it.

                              I have known Shap for 5 years. Every since our early days together in Lake Tahoe working for the infamous Xp__s. He's been a standup guy all the way and there is no question Twistys is one hell of an honest program. Our posts were meant as nothing more than an inside joke for Boss and Shap to sit back and laugh at.

                              Congratulations go to Boss and Shap. There are truly no other people on this earth better suited for one another than these two....

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                              Last edited by Dameian; 06-20-2003, 07:47 AM.

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                              • Cockmonkey
                                Registered User
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 32

                                #16
                                Actually i wasn't one of the groomsmen.... Iam the minister!!!!!

                                AMEN!!!!


                                now GFY....
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                                FUB

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                                • CDSmith
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 51460

                                  #17
                                  Congrats Shap.


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                                  • JunkyardDog
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 788

                                    #18
                                    Glad you posted Minister. I have a bone to pick with you. Next time you tell me to kneel down while you have your fly open I will kick your ass, minister or not.

                                    Brent don't swing that bat.


                                    Brent

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                                    • Cockmonkey
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 32

                                      #19
                                      You may not, but i have a lovely couple from Toronto tying the knot at 3 and we shall see if they would like to "hit one out of the park"... after all i heard this is the "New Canada"...


                                      Iam just being SARStastic....


                                      Shiny happy people indeed....
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                                      FUB

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                                      • beavis
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 1111

                                        #20
                                        [QUOTE]Originally posted by Mutt
                                        [B]what is Twistys? Like all glamour girl content?

                                        Yeah, who are they...is Twistys an affilliate program or site? post url..........
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                                        • Cockmonkey
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 32

                                          #21
                                          Oh BTW... AMEN
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                                          FUB

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                                          • JunkyardDog
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2001
                                            • 788

                                            #22
                                            http://www.twistyscash.com/

                                            lots of content to use, great stats program, plus a ton of hosted galleries.

                                            Plus a movie site that kicks ass.

                                            First class operation.

                                            Brent

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                                            • Cockmonkey
                                              Registered User
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 32

                                              #23
                                              http://www.twistyscash.com/



                                              AMEN...
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                                              FUB

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                                              • magnatique
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 1830

                                                #24
                                                yeah man... fuckin forgot that camera there I think... .I can't find it anywhere...


                                                not only did I had kick ass shots from the wedding, but I had some shots of my trip to the Grand Canyon...

                                                I left a good tip when I left the room (since we kind of left some junk on the floor when you guys went for the wine ;P ) so I hope they'll have it somewhere... couldn't get a hold of em today... I'll call back tomorrow

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                                                • Dameian
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 122

                                                  #25
                                                  Dude that sucks Phil

                                                  Hopefully you'll recover it. To be honest, I am still pretty damn surprised I have my little Canon Elph?. We've had it out with us so many times and been so damn intoxicated while it's been in our custody I can't believe it's still around to tell the tales of our nightly escapades.

                                                  Hopefully it will still be with us for the show in August. You still planning to come down for it??

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                                                  • Cockmonkey
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                    • 32

                                                    #26
                                                    ah man i hauled one of those damn bottles back with me.. guess i will have to drink it all again .... oh ya..
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                                                    FUB

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                                                    • magnatique
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 1830

                                                      #27
                                                      dameian, yeah, It's the plan...

                                                      still haven't found it... called 3 times ;(

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                                                      • Ron2k1
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                        • 1573

                                                        #28
                                                        I don't they shave because you can check your sales at both ibill and jettis. So how would Shap shave?

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                                                        • Shap
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 8313

                                                          #29
                                                          Hi Ron How are you doing? This thread is a joke. These guys are my buddies and they were all in my wedding party.

                                                          We don't shave, like you said everything goes thru the 3rd party processors, we've always been 100% honest and do everything possible for our webmasters

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                                                          • Shap
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • May 2001
                                                            • 8313

                                                            #30
                                                            See how your friends repay you when you have them fly from Florida to Sars Capital Toronto. I rent us a sweet house in Niagara on the Lake. These guys are in the wedding party right? They are supposed to make sure the groom doesn't screw up the night before. Great job they did, those bastards let me cut my face to shreads with a BIC Razor. Thanks alot guys.

                                                            For those wondering, that's what Twistys Shaving is all about. Using a BIC the night before your wedding.

                                                            Stats wise, things are rolling, loads of new galleries are up and more are on the way. If any of you have any questions we are back so drop me an email

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                                                            • dichotomy
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 135

                                                              #31
                                                              well, I remmeber shap from old good times - if you cannot convert him, you are a fucking looser - go flip burgers @ McGayDonalds.

                                                              I believe, all this board is about "whos dick is bigger" thats why I believe this will be my only post here.

                                                              And it is jus because some LAME N33WBieZ cannot convert that program from their fuck-ass mighty 3k TGP's...

                                                              Guys, go play with your dogs dicks instead blaming peole without proof.
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                                                              • Martin
                                                                "Assassins"
                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                • 17277

                                                                #32
                                                                Congrats Shap.

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