Basic Spelling for Adult Webmasters - Lesson 1 - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

mule · 06-18-2003, 03:08 PM

Oh, another one: it's missiles. Not missles, missels or missel's

StuartD · 06-18-2003, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Why are you wasting time? Don't you have websights to work on?

nice

smut monger · 06-18-2003, 03:27 PM

So, what's you're point her? Is there a price for posting such threats? I don't thing it will change anything besides you're post coonters

J.

Babaganoosh · 06-18-2003, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by ldinternet
People, <font size="7"><b>ESPECIALLY CANADIANS</b></font>, need to learn the difference between "then" and "than". For fucks sake.

Also, it's "sig", not "sign".

No shit, Canadians are notorious for typing things like "HOLLY SHIT".

Zayne E. · 06-18-2003, 06:48 PM

I to know how too spell correctly two

ldinternet · 06-18-2003, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by jimholio

Whatever...if you have time in your day to be upset about typos and grammar...more power to you.

So what do you want to do... start a petition to have those that have the occasional misspelled word or typo or grammatical error banned?????

Pompous ass!

Color it however you want Shakespeare we all sell dirty pictures at the end of the day. If you feel we need to make this a scholar club... by all means go right ahead. Meanwhile, I will be closing deals with the commoner.

If you are that annoyed at the posting habits on a fucking webmaster board maybe you need to take a long look in the mirror and see if you are being honest with yourself about what you do for a living.

This will never be a community that gives two shits about ANYTHING other than.... what?s that class.....

YES!!! MONEY!!!! Good work; now get back to your spelling assignment.

Oh and yes Jeeves I am one of the stupid AMERICAN webmasters who is going to reply.

Feel like the Mr. Smarty pants you wanted everyone to think you are now???

Yes, because I know I'm right. Not just about this, but about 100% of things.

On a board such as this, words are all people have. If people are going to post shit then they might as well post in pictures. If I'm in a business meeting and some guy is speaking like a 5 year old that memorised a few big words from the dictionary, people tend to notice and point things out. Whoever said anything about getting upset? ahahaha. I sit, point and laugh at retards that bash away at the keyboard with frustration, they just don't have the ability to transform their thoughts into words, they'll always be second best.

Money money blah... I don't know about you, but I'm not being paid to post here. Good business is not done on this board. Settling for sub par anything when there are alternatives available is just stupid, and if you're prepared to do so, then it's time to look at your life and your products and ask yourself if you are second best, or if you are currently #1, then are you prepared to be second best?

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Originally posted by jimholio
Oh and yes Jeeves I am one of the stupid AMERICAN webmasters who is going to reply.

Feel like the Mr. Smarty pants you wanted everyone to think you are now???

You misunderstand completely, as do a good 99% of Americans/British... too many tabloid newspapers, gossip columns, admiration for the working class Joe Below Average. Just because you understand something in one particular way, it doesn't make it the only way nor does it necessarily make it so. If you give positive reinforcement to a stupid person, he'll come back for more every single time; he'll keep coming back and back until you punch him on the nose, and even then he'll think, "I wish I could still go back but I'll just get punched in the nose again..." It's the same reason why two guys can make a thread that goes on to 250+ replies on this board - even when someone is proved to be wrong, they just can't give up. All you have to do to manipulate the gullible is make them feel good about themselves, they'll follow your lead every single time. Genuinely intelligent people are harder to crack because they ask themselves, "WHY am I doing what I'm doing?"

Of course, most Americans and Brits have a difficulty in understanding irony, possibly a sign of mental retardation. The most intelligent and enlightened people I've ever spoken to online are Russians, and perhaps more Russians would understand if they weren't too busy scamming.

Words are a big, sharp dagger - if they weren't, for a start, the government would not ban books and people would not be offended by things they read. Stupid people don't even attempt to juggle words, if they did, they'd end up stabbing themselves in the face.

ldinternet · 06-18-2003, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2

um, that would be 4 LETTERS not words ;-)))

I'm a good speller, shitty typer........

ehehehe, I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or cum in your ear.

Babaganoosh · 09-17-2003, 12:38 AM

Obviously not everyone noticed this thread the first time around.

JSA Matt · 11-24-2003, 04:42 PM

I felt like this thread needed a bump.

Buff · 11-26-2003, 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by machineg
Spelling mistakes are great.

I target alot of keywords on my sites towards spelling errors,
You get alot of surfers and sometimes the SE position is easier to nail .

one of my sites had #9 on google for " amatuer porn " and was raking in the hits for awhile .

"a lot" is 2 words.

Jeffne · 11-26-2003, 10:10 AM

Here is a word that many mistakenly misuse in conversation.....

"irregardless" in substitute for "regardless"

I don't think people are stupid for using it but the word "irregardless" should not be used.

Pamporn · 11-26-2003, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Sponsor - S-P-O-N-S-O-R. Not sponser or sponcer.

They're - A contraction. Short for "they are".
Example - They're all idiots.

There - At or in a place or point.
Example - Get your ass out of there.

Their - Posessive
Example - Their transsexual dog molested my cat.

Your - Posessive
Example - Your cat liked it.

You're - A contraction. Short for "you are".
Example - You're an idiot.

Personally I dislike grammar nazis but I also dislike idiots who lack a basic understanding of the English language. If English is not your primary language, ignore this thread. You have an excuse. If your native language is English, and you have finished the 3rd grade there is NO excuse for making stupid mistakes.

Shit! it was about time somebody gave us all a lesson! You are 100% right. I never make these kinds of mistakes but evertybody else does and I end up thinking that I can't spell!

TaDoW · 11-26-2003, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Sponsor - S-P-O-N-S-O-R. Not sponser or sponcer.

They're - A contraction. Short for "they are".
Example - They're all idiots.

There - At or in a place or point.
Example - Get your ass out of there.

Their - Posessive
Example - Their transsexual dog molested my cat.

Your - Posessive
Example - Your cat liked it.

You're - A contraction. Short for "you are".
Example - You're an idiot.

Personally I dislike grammar nazis but I also dislike idiots who lack a basic understanding of the English language. If English is not your primary language, ignore this thread. You have an excuse. If your native language is English, and you have finished the 3rd grade there is NO excuse for making stupid mistakes.

Praise Jesus H Christ! =) I'm so happy someone finally mentioned this!

TaDoW · 11-26-2003, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Jeffne
Here is a word that many mistakenly misuse in conversation.....

"irregardless" in substitute for "regardless"

I don't think people are stupid for using it but the word "irregardless" should not be used.

in fact, there is no such word as irregardless

ytcracker · 11-26-2003, 11:44 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism

StuartD · 11-26-2003, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
LOSE = when you don't win, you lose... not a winner.

LOOSE = what your ass is.

Get the two straight people.

Just wanted to make sure people see this one...

tranza · 11-26-2003, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
y do u say that? your prolly just saying that cuz u wanna impress people. You're grammer isn't better than there. Mine's pretty damn flawless considering I'm a foreigner.

TeenGodFather
Übermaster

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Suomi Finland Perkele
Posts: 9999

Let me the first one to say: congrats on the 10k posts man...

Babaganoosh · 12-06-2003, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by JSA Matt
I felt like this thread needed a bump.

I agree.

06-18-2003, 03:08 PM	#51
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06-18-2003, 06:48 PM	#55
Zayne E. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,383	I to know how too spell correctly two

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11-26-2003, 10:10 AM	#61
Jeffne Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Phoenix Posts: 141	Here is a word that many mistakenly misuse in conversation..... "irregardless" in substitute for "regardless" I don't think people are stupid for using it but the word "irregardless" should not be used.