So I beat the shit out of 2 guys without throwing in a punch. - GoFuckYourself.com

madxxx · 06-15-2003, 01:42 PM

I was in a bar last weekend with my GF when these two trogladytes started mouthing off at me. One of them shoved me. For a while, they were really close to me, talking shit quietly, making threats with a lot of people looking on.

I thought for a moment, realized that even if I got lucky these two guys would take me down.

"Look, I don't agree," I said. "I'll stand up for my beliefs. You just can't say that about black people."

Now they're surprised. A few African Americans are looking over. "Yeah," I continue. "Black people are not ... shit, I can't even bring myself to say the 'N' word."

"I didn't say that, asshole!" one of the trogs protested. "Actually, you did," I said. "For the past 10 minutes you've been saying my curly hair is knappy 'n' wool and that you'll use it as a brillo pad to clean the floor." I kept up, denouncing these guys as racist fucks.

They took off out a back door, but a couple black guys followed. I went into the alley two, "Hey guys," I said to the African American group, some big, big men playing pool. "I'm really not trying to incite anything, I was just trying to get these guys to stop."

"Mindja fuckin' bidness or we gon' beat cha ass too," one of them warned. I put my hands up and stepped back, acting scared and watched with delight as these two bullies got beaten to a pulp. My GF didn't talk to me for the rest of the night and I didn't get laid, but I was proud of my little victory.

Thoughts?

Digipimp · 06-15-2003, 01:44 PM

What's the name of the movie you were watching again?

Chris · 06-15-2003, 01:44 PM

why didnt she give you any ?

detoxed · 06-15-2003, 01:44 PM

you pussy

funkmaster · 06-15-2003, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by madxxx

Thoughts?

... you are lying !

madxxx · 06-15-2003, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
why didnt she give you any ?

she said i was a racist

Spunky · 06-15-2003, 01:50 PM

You're full of shit. you fucking pussy

notjoe · 06-15-2003, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by madxxx
I was in a bar last weekend with my GF when these two trogladytes started mouthing off at me. One of them shoved me. For a while, they were really close to me, talking shit quietly, making threats with a lot of people looking on.

I thought for a moment, realized that even if I got lucky these two guys would take me down.

"Look, I don't agree," I said. "I'll stand up for my beliefs. You just can't say that about black people."

Now they're surprised. A few African Americans are looking over. "Yeah," I continue. "Black people are not ... shit, I can't even bring myself to say the 'N' word."

"I didn't say that, asshole!" one of the trogs protested. "Actually, you did," I said. "For the past 10 minutes you've been saying my curly hair is knappy 'n' wool and that you'll use it as a brillo pad to clean the floor." I kept up, denouncing these guys as racist fucks.

They took off out a back door, but a couple black guys followed. I went into the alley two, "Hey guys," I said to the African American group, some big, big men playing pool. "I'm really not trying to incite anything, I was just trying to get these guys to stop."

"Mindja fuckin' bidness or we gon' beat cha ass too," one of them warned. I put my hands up and stepped back, acting scared and watched with delight as these two bullies got beaten to a pulp. My GF didn't talk to me for the rest of the night and I didn't get laid, but I was proud of my little victory.

Thoughts?

You have the balls to discriminate against canadians and yet you bitch and complain that you get called a ******, and are discriminated against yourself?

Guess what, you are a ******

Try treating others with respect and you might get some in return.

Note to everyone: i dont consider anyone else a ******, just this buttmunch.

Project-Shadow · 06-15-2003, 01:52 PM

If that ain't bullshit then
cool

Time for a shortmovie!

sltr · 06-15-2003, 01:54 PM

Digipimp · 06-15-2003, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe

You have the balls to discriminate against canadians and yet you bitch and complain that you get called a ******, and are discriminated against yourself?

Guess what, you are a ******

Try treating others with respect and you might get some in return.

Note to everyone: i dont consider anyone else a ******, just this buttmunch.

I don't think you can put a disclaimer when you say such a blatantly racist term chief

madxxx · 06-15-2003, 01:57 PM

i'm not black

Manga1 · 06-15-2003, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by madxxx
I was in a bar last weekend with my GF when these two trogladytes started mouthing off at me. One of them shoved me. For a while, they were really close to me, talking shit quietly, making threats with a lot of people looking on.

I thought for a moment, realized that even if I got lucky these two guys would take me down.

"Look, I don't agree," I said. "I'll stand up for my beliefs. You just can't say that about black people."

Now they're surprised. A few African Americans are looking over. "Yeah," I continue. "Black people are not ... shit, I can't even bring myself to say the 'N' word."

"I didn't say that, asshole!" one of the trogs protested. "Actually, you did," I said. "For the past 10 minutes you've been saying my curly hair is knappy 'n' wool and that you'll use it as a brillo pad to clean the floor." I kept up, denouncing these guys as racist fucks.

They took off out a back door, but a couple black guys followed. I went into the alley two, "Hey guys," I said to the African American group, some big, big men playing pool. "I'm really not trying to incite anything, I was just trying to get these guys to stop."

"Mindja fuckin' bidness or we gon' beat cha ass too," one of them warned. I put my hands up and stepped back, acting scared and watched with delight as these two bullies got beaten to a pulp. My GF didn't talk to me for the rest of the night and I didn't get laid, but I was proud of my little victory.

Thoughts?

You love the cock.

quiet · 06-15-2003, 02:01 PM

Strife · 06-15-2003, 02:32 PM

nice story

mjrools23 · 06-15-2003, 02:37 PM

you're pretty pussy for a nigga

Spunky · 06-15-2003, 02:44 PM

Fucking pussy had to get somebody else to fight his battles for him...

Xplicit · 06-15-2003, 02:59 PM

My thoughs?

You're a little bitch who should have had his ass kicked.

Fucking pussy ass hahahaha.

now GFY

Lee · 06-15-2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by madxxx
i'm not black

You just have a weird mofo hairstyle.

Xplicit · 06-15-2003, 03:07 PM

hahahaha

j3ff · 06-15-2003, 03:10 PM

that's purely the definition of "talking shit" ... lol, do you expect anyone to believe that pile of crap you just written there?

GrimShawn · 06-15-2003, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by madxxx
I was in a bar last weekend with my GF when these two trogladytes started mouthing off at me. One of them shoved me. For a while, they were really close to me, talking shit quietly, making threats with a lot of people looking on.

I thought for a moment, realized that even if I got lucky these two guys would take me down.

"Look, I don't agree," I said. "I'll stand up for my beliefs. You just can't say that about black people."

Now they're surprised. A few African Americans are looking over. "Yeah," I continue. "Black people are not ... shit, I can't even bring myself to say the 'N' word."

"I didn't say that, asshole!" one of the trogs protested. "Actually, you did," I said. "For the past 10 minutes you've been saying my curly hair is knappy 'n' wool and that you'll use it as a brillo pad to clean the floor." I kept up, denouncing these guys as racist fucks.

They took off out a back door, but a couple black guys followed. I went into the alley two, "Hey guys," I said to the African American group, some big, big men playing pool. "I'm really not trying to incite anything, I was just trying to get these guys to stop."

"Mindja fuckin' bidness or we gon' beat cha ass too," one of them warned. I put my hands up and stepped back, acting scared and watched with delight as these two bullies got beaten to a pulp. My GF didn't talk to me for the rest of the night and I didn't get laid, but I was proud of my little victory.

Thoughts?

hmmm what's that??

I SMELL PUSSY!

madxxx · 06-15-2003, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

hmmm what's that??

I SMELL PUSSY!

thats you mom

GrimShawn · 06-15-2003, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by madxxx

thats you mom

Ah nothing beats getting put down by a newbie...

None the less one who is a pussy, can't stick up for his own pussy ass self, and one who can't form a proper phrase..

Thats you mom??

Good lord, 3 words and you fuck that up, no wonder the only pussy you get is your own damn self

madps · 06-15-2003, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
you pussy

Ditto

Thomas N · 06-15-2003, 03:40 PM

I've read some bad made up stories before but that one just may be the worst.

blackmonsters · 06-15-2003, 03:43 PM

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"Mindja fuckin' bidness or we gon' beat cha ass too," one of them warned.
[/B]

Gee, you write like a racist pig.

Your girl didn't give you any pussy because she met up with the two black dudes who did the fighting for you and had a gangbang.

I guess she wanted to fuck a real man.

lEricPl · 06-15-2003, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
What's the name of the movie you were watching again?

lol

06-15-2003, 01:42 PM	#1
madxxx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 53	So I beat the shit out of 2 guys without throwing in a punch. I was in a bar last weekend with my GF when these two trogladytes started mouthing off at me. One of them shoved me. For a while, they were really close to me, talking shit quietly, making threats with a lot of people looking on. I thought for a moment, realized that even if I got lucky these two guys would take me down. "Look, I don't agree," I said. "I'll stand up for my beliefs. You just can't say that about black people." Now they're surprised. A few African Americans are looking over. "Yeah," I continue. "Black people are not ... shit, I can't even bring myself to say the 'N' word." "I didn't say that, asshole!" one of the trogs protested. "Actually, you did," I said. "For the past 10 minutes you've been saying my curly hair is knappy 'n' wool and that you'll use it as a brillo pad to clean the floor." I kept up, denouncing these guys as racist fucks. They took off out a back door, but a couple black guys followed. I went into the alley two, "Hey guys," I said to the African American group, some big, big men playing pool. "I'm really not trying to incite anything, I was just trying to get these guys to stop." "Mindja fuckin' bidness or we gon' beat cha ass too," one of them warned. I put my hands up and stepped back, acting scared and watched with delight as these two bullies got beaten to a pulp. My GF didn't talk to me for the rest of the night and I didn't get laid, but I was proud of my little victory. Thoughts?

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