So I beat the shit out of 2 guys without throwing in a punch.
 

I was in a bar last weekend with my GF when these two trogladytes started mouthing off at me. One of them shoved me. For a while, they were really close to me, talking shit quietly, making threats with a lot of people looking on.

I thought for a moment, realized that even if I got lucky these two guys would take me down.

"Look, I don't agree," I said. "I'll stand up for my beliefs. You just can't say that about black people."

Now they're surprised. A few African Americans are looking over. "Yeah," I continue. "Black people are not ... shit, I can't even bring myself to say the 'N' word."

"I didn't say that, asshole!" one of the trogs protested. "Actually, you did," I said. "For the past 10 minutes you've been saying my curly hair is knappy 'n' wool and that you'll use it as a brillo pad to clean the floor." I kept up, denouncing these guys as racist fucks.

They took off out a back door, but a couple black guys followed. I went into the alley two, "Hey guys," I said to the African American group, some big, big men playing pool. "I'm really not trying to incite anything, I was just trying to get these guys to stop."

"Mindja fuckin' bidness or we gon' beat cha ass too," one of them warned. I put my hands up and stepped back, acting scared and watched with delight as these two bullies got beaten to a pulp. My GF didn't talk to me for the rest of the night and I didn't get laid, but I was proud of my little victory.

Thoughts?

What's the name of the movie you were watching again?

why didnt she give you any ?

you pussy

... you are lying !

she said i was a racist :(

You're full of shit. you fucking pussy

You have the balls to discriminate against canadians and yet you bitch and complain that you get called a ******, and are discriminated against yourself?

Guess what, you are a ******

Try treating others with respect and you might get some in return.

Note to everyone: i dont consider anyone else a ******, just this buttmunch.

If that ain't bullshit then
cool

Time for a shortmovie!

:1orglaugh

I don't think you can put a disclaimer when you say such a blatantly racist term chief

i'm not black

You love the cock.

:glugglug

nice story

you're pretty pussy for a nigga

Fucking pussy had to get somebody else to fight his battles for him...

My thoughs?

You're a little bitch who should have had his ass kicked.

Fucking pussy ass hahahaha.

now GFY :321GFY

You just have a weird mofo hairstyle.

hahahaha

that's purely the definition of "talking shit" ... lol, do you expect anyone to believe that pile of crap you just written there? :321GFY

http://www.maxhardcore.com/shawn/attention.jpg

hmmm what's that??

I SMELL PUSSY!

thats you mom

Ah nothing beats getting put down by a newbie...

None the less one who is a pussy, can't stick up for his own pussy ass self, and one who can't form a proper phrase..

Thats you mom??

Good lord, 3 words and you fuck that up, no wonder the only pussy you get is your own damn self

Ditto

I've read some bad made up stories before but that one just may be the worst.

:321GFY

Gee, you write like a racist pig.

Your girl didn't give you any pussy because she met up with the two black dudes who did the fighting for you and had a gangbang.

I guess she wanted to fuck a real man.

lol

:1orglaugh