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I was in a bar last weekend with my GF when these two trogladytes started mouthing off at me. One of them shoved me. For a while, they were really close to me, talking shit quietly, making threats with a lot of people looking on.

I thought for a moment, realized that even if I got lucky these two guys would take me down.

"Look, I don't agree," I said. "I'll stand up for my beliefs. You just can't say that about black people."

Now they're surprised. A few African Americans are looking over. "Yeah," I continue. "Black people are not ... shit, I can't even bring myself to say the 'N' word."

"I didn't say that, asshole!" one of the trogs protested. "Actually, you did," I said. "For the past 10 minutes you've been saying my curly hair is knappy 'n' wool and that you'll use it as a brillo pad to clean the floor." I kept up, denouncing these guys as racist fucks.

They took off out a back door, but a couple black guys followed. I went into the alley two, "Hey guys," I said to the African American group, some big, big men playing pool. "I'm really not trying to incite anything, I was just trying to get these guys to stop."

"Mindja fuckin' bidness or we gon' beat cha ass too," one of them warned. I put my hands up and stepped back, acting scared and watched with delight as these two bullies got beaten to a pulp. My GF didn't talk to me for the rest of the night and I didn't get laid, but I was proud of my little victory.

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