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Old 06-09-2003, 06:02 AM   #1
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Lose weight now!

Instead of Atkins or other stuff which is potentially dangerous, try this 5-step easy non-diet:

1: Buy a bicycle, and use it for all short-distance stuff you do instead of using a car.
2: Drop refined sugar (so drop all non-diet soft drinks and such).
3: Buy some dumbells, and do a few sets training different body parts each morning. Try to get every muscle group 2 or 3 times a week.
4: Make sure you eat a good breakfast and lunch each day.
5: Don't eat anything after dinner, and make sure dinner is at the very least 4 hours before you go to bed.

Success guaranteed!
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:03 AM   #2
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Lose weight instantly:

Cut off your legs.

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Old 06-09-2003, 06:04 AM   #3
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easier. hike a small mountain every day. do it before you eat or drink anything. works great

if you don't have any mountains in your area it might not work...
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:05 AM   #4
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if you don't have any mountains in your area it might not work...

run some stadium stairs
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:09 AM   #5
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well , I will tell ya something from my own expirience , when I was 18 years old , my weight was around 140 kg , after something like 7 months I was around 80 kg , it`s about 60 kg less in 7 months , the secret is : stop eating damn !! just cut off your ration x5 , eat a bit once in 2 days , it`s will be hard period , but you will see the results right away.
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:12 AM   #6
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drinking lots of water too? I swear, i am going to drop most of my weight from running up and down to the loo. Mind you, I will be crabby becaues I can't sleep the night through without having to go now that I am drinking this much water.
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:13 AM   #7
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btw , 1 kg ~ 2.2 lbs
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:14 AM   #8
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easier. hike a small mountain every day. do it before you eat or drink anything. works great

if you don't have any mountains in your area it might not work...
Might be hard to incorporate into the lifestyle of the average webmaster
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:15 AM   #9
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well , I will tell ya something from my own expirience , when I was 18 years old , my weight was around 140 kg , after something like 7 months I was around 80 kg , it`s about 60 kg less in 7 months , the secret is : stop eating damn !! just cut off your ration x5 , eat a bit once in 2 days , it`s will be hard period , but you will see the results right away.
Starving yourself is not considered healthy by most people
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:16 AM   #10
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I agree with what ppl are writing here. (although not stocktrader23 )

The simple fact is, to lose weight, you gotta exercise more, eat less - but for some reason most ppl prefer to buy useless ab machines / pills / waste their money on some stupid program that offers quick & easy weight loss!

& really, punkworld, you've hit the nail right on the head - just doing those things is enough to keep the weight off, it's not rocket science, it's just common sense.
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:22 AM   #11
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8 hours of sleep make your body pretty much conditioned.
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:24 AM   #12
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Lose weight instantly:

Stop eating and just drink lite beer with low carbs.....
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:48 AM   #13
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Hey, wanna lose 30 lbs of ugly fat? Cut off your head. :D
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Old 06-09-2003, 09:03 AM   #14
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I was 215 pounds in December I am now 180

my secret stop eating fast food

I used to have lunch every day at some fast food place

now I have cut back my intake of fast food to maybe once every 2 to 3 weeks

its worked I need to now start working out and I will be in great shape again maybe as good as I was when I was in the Marines

that would be great
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